Kanye Buys the Gay Away

Australian ArtistScott Marsh painted a building-side mural of an Internet meme that depicts rapper Kanye West kissing himself. The second Kanye in the painting has Kim Kardashian's body though not necessarily the same STDs. West's people reportedly reached out to Marshand offered him money to paint over themural. If voodoo were real, the mere act of white-washingthe image might make Kanye's gay disappear. Marsh asked...

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Kim Kardashian Feminist Icon

Kim Kardashian continues to carry around a jacket with her face on the back and continues to send flowers to celebrity chicks online pretending her nude selfies are a feminist clarion call. Her latest defender is the surgically un-enhanced Ariel Winter who's smaller tits have bestowed upon her the wisdom of Athena: No one was body shaming @justinbieber when he posted his nude guitar photo so why @KimKardashian?...

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Kim Kardashian Fights Nudity Shaming With More Nudity

Kim Kardasian's social media writers posting as Kim Kardashian took on the great names in Twitter battles like Piers Morgan, Bette Midler, and Chloe Moretz who had criticized Kardashianfor posting a censored nude photo of herself on Twitter the day before. They expected more from Kim. Why is unclear. Twitter is the $5.99 all you can eat Golden Corral buffet. There's no way to be dining in that establishment and...read more

Kim Kardashian Tit Taping

Kim Kardashian has lectured at colleges, orated at graduations, and been featured as a guest speaker at women in business panels. The contrivancesall a cover for her big secret. She's a fucking idiot. Anidiot making a fortune on her new pay site dispensing advice to even greater idiots. "I definitely had to share my tape secret with you guys!! It's my secret trick to have perfect cleavage in photos.You tape them up so...

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Kanye Pre-Apologizes Again

Kanye's new album is chock full of bravadolyrics about his conquests and power and the way his shoes always go perfectly with whatever outfit he chooses for the evening. None of this exaggeratedbragging makes much sense to people not in the rap community who generally grew up urban poor and now put each other down based on 1040 net income lines. It seem perhaps less authenticwhen spat out by a down low dude in...

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Kardashian Nipples Take Manhattan

Combine the archetypal male fantasy of midget whores with giant potato head babies crowning through rapper creampied vaginas and you have my attention. Magic like this doesn't happen in a vacuum. There are teams of assistants providing hair and wardrobe and STD blister mitigation support. Then and only then can you say, I was there when Cloverfield revealed itself. I remember four tits and the smell of an uncleaned...read more

Yeezy Ass-Gate Is Over

If you're ever in battle with Kanye West, go forthwith to the anal play charges. Chink in armor noted, rapping Smaug. The master of ego-centric promotion and legend in his own time mythology folded like a very gay deck of cards in his battle with Wiz Khalifia and by extension Amber Rose the minute the latter mentioned Kanye's proclivity for bottom play in the bedroom. Fingers up the butt was the opening salvo....read more

Amber Rose And Kim K Have A Slut Summit And Shit Around The Web

Amber Rose and Kim Kardashian had a clandestine meeting of women who've fingered Kanye's butthole to settle the fight between the two. Amber and Kanye got into a big Twitter war over some bullshit with Wiz Khalifa. I'm sure it was a real meeting of the minds. They even took a selfie to commemorate the occasion. Aw. It must be hard to talk to someone who once gargled your husband's man yogurt. (TMZ) Daisy Lowe wears a...

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Kanye Names His Kid Saint And Shit Around The Web

As expected, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian gave their latest vagina troll an equally stupid name as North West. They named the future celebutard Saint West, which is stupid because everyone knows that's a girl's name. Read more about the second coming of Yeezus. (TMZ) Why front, here's Irina Shayk using her ass to sell lotion. (Last Men On Earth) Stock your stuffing with some topless Lucy Pinder playing cards. (...

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Kim Kardashian See Through to the Chops

It's unclear if Kim Kardashian is using her hand to be demure, or to prop up the heavy head of her ass baby. This is the danger in having yes-men running your wardrobe team. You need at least one courageous gay dude to stand up and say, I can see your fucking fetus in that dress. You're not a Filipina hooker, you're KimK Super Fucking Star! Blowjobs behind the Henry Moore landscapes. This fancy building doesn't pay...

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Kim Kardashian Invited Strangers to Hang Out

Decipheringa Kardashian public relations event takes several layers of investigation, followed by an antibiotic cycle and a six molar bleach bath. According to their press release, Kim Kardashian flew inevery single "fan"she follows on social media to her birthday luncheon. She has sixty million followers. She follows about ten of them which kept her bill at the Four Seasons semi-reasonable. The fans came from all...

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Kardashian Love Saves Lammy

The good news, you're alive. The bad news, you're still married to Khloe Kardashian and she's gnawing the dried remains of hooker girl juice off your right thigh. Lamar Odom regained consciousness in his Vegas hospital thanks to the adrenaline needle Kris Jenner plunged into his heart when E! producers chided that the Odom coma shots were super boring. The Kardashian family jetted back and forth between parties and...read more

Kim Kardashian Topless Tittery Now on Sale

There's two ways to look at the Kardashians. One is drunk and fapping to their squat fat naked whorish frames. That's my usual. The second is to admire their sheer brassy money making balls tucked deep enough into their collective bank account that you have to call them them the raping railroad barons of the 21st century. Still, I go with the whacking. The Kardashian and Jenner girls have teamed up with a web...read more

Miley Cyrus Topless On Facetime

Miley Cyrus is overachieving. Like Rudy, if everybody agreed they would fuck Rudy if nobody else would ever find out. She can't sing, but she's a multi-platinum recording artist. She's not sexy, but she's become the go-to girl on sexuality. Her tits wouldn't make first round cuts as minor league hockey ice girl, but she's using them to make herself the top searched name on Google. There have been inexplicable one hit...read more