Kim Kardashian looks different somehow

Kim Kardashian took a well deserved break from shopping in front of the paparazzi to go shopping in front of the paparazzi yesterday. She lives her life with such a noble simplicity and sedate grandeur, I bet Keats wishes he was still alive so she could be his muse.read more

Kris Jenner used to beat Kim Kardashian

In handwritten diaries by the late Robert Kardashian, father of at least Kim and Kourtney Kardashian, he wrote that his ex wife Kris Jenner would physically abuse and threaten her children, which in hindsight really does seem like something Kris Jenner would do. In the journal entries, dated throughout 1989 and 1990, Robert paints a heartbreaking childhood portrait of Kim, Kourtney and Khloé and a damning picture of...read more

Kim Kardashian is working out to not gain weight while pregnant.

Kim Kardashian has been eating for two lately, which is a statement that could have been made at any point during the past 5 years. But now she's actually pregnant, and eating even more than usual, then working out really hard so she doesn't gain weight because she clearly has no idea how pregnancy works. Hollywood Life says... "She is just craving so many sweets now, like pies and ice cream. She is working out a lot...read more

Kim Kardashian wont sell pictures of her baby (except for more money)

It was very much out of character when Kim Kardashian reportedly turned down 3 million dollars for the first pictures of the baby she's having with Kanye West, but very much in character now that it seems she did so because she's holding out for more money. ...the longer they wait the better, becauseKris Jenner has it all under control! "Kris instructed Kim and Kanye to NOT sell photos of their baby for a mere $3...read more

suck it in Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian walked around Miami today in a shirt so short and a skirt so tight that it pushed her fat out as if she were a stress ball, which is maybe not the kind of thing you should wear if you're a mean selfish bitch that people are just aching to make fun of. (image source of kim in miami today = fame/flynet, inf)read more

Kim Kardashian took pictures at the Marine Corps Ball, then left

Some people were impressed when Kim Kardashian agreed to go with Sgt. Martin Gardner as his date to the 10th annual Marine Corps Ball in North Carolina last night, but those people are idiots because (unlike when Mila Kunis went) it was a completely selfish act for publicity. Kim only went to have pictures taken. According to the photo agency, these pictures were taken at 7:01, and she was gone by 9:04. Even Justin...read more

Kim Kardashian is husky Catwoman, Kanye is Alpine Batman

In the comics and movies, Catwoman is basically a gymnast who knows how to kick and punch people and she sneaks around stealing stuff in the sexiest way possible. At Kim Kardashians Halloween party in Miami last night, Catwoman was a 200 pound lump whose only superpower is her ability to turn a penis red and flaky. Your mask is useless against that, Germaphobic Batman. (image source = inf, splash)read more

Kim Kardashian is see-through, full figured

Kim Kardashians big square ass was on full display yesterday when she wore a see-through skirt to go to dinner with Kanye west in Miami yesterday. There should be a law that makes people like Winona Ryder and Lindsay Lohan wear see-through clothes everywhere, all the time, so we can tell if they're stealing. But it's only for girls with good bodies. I would have just taken Kims word on it. (image source = pacific...read more

Kanye and Kim are "cooling off"

It's only a matter of time before Kanye West gets tired of Kim Kardasahian, because Kim Kardashian sucks, but is it happening already? "Um. Maybe," says Page Six. While Kim is in Miami to film her family reality show, Kanye has been living it up at Paris fashion week, even though he isn't showing his clothing line there. On Sunday he was at a party hosted by Diane von Furstenberg and Olivier Zahm to celebrate the 20th...read more

Kim Kardashian is too fat for her dress, part 2

First of all, holy shit look at the way Kris Jenner is leaning into Kim, practically pushing her back to make sure she's in every picture. Kris Jenner is fucking insane. Anyway. For the second time in three months (flashback!), Kim Kardashian has had the zipper running up the back of her dress break. Either because of poor workmanship (no) or because she's fat (yes). "What a poorly made dress," Kim will no doubt...read more

Kim spent some quiet time with Kourtney, the media

The photo agency says that Kim and Kourtney Kardashian went to the beach in Miami today "for some sisterly bonding", which of course means in full hair and makeup in front of a camera and film crew. Kims tits looked great of course (god help me I love girls with big tits), but her outfit was weird. Her ass is too big to wear white and play in the ocean; it feels like there should also be pictures of her dancing and...read more

this (or Kim Kardashian) is the girl in Kanyes sex tape

There are so many conflicting reports about the Kanye West sex tape that it's hard to even keep up, especially since I don't want to keep up because I'd rather picture my grandparents having sex than Kanye and various fat girls. But, for example... STORY: Kanye and Kim Kardashian hired 25-year-old model Mony Monn to say she's the girl in the tape because it's actually Kim, and if that gets out Kim will lose millions...read more

Kim Kardashian is practically a cancer survivor

For the most part, the UK is blissfully unaware of Kim Kardashian, and obviously she can't stand idly by while that happens so she's in the new issue of Nuts magazine (pictured) and has an interview with the Guardian. If the goal was for people to know the real Kim Kardashian, it succeeds. She sounds like a vapid cunt, and she is one. Take for example her thoughts (and I use that word in the loosest possible sense)...read more

Kanye agrees: Kim is only famous for her sex tape

Kanye Wests album ‘Cruel Summer' won't be released until September 18, but a copy of the song ‘Clique' has been leaked, and some people say the line, "Eat breakfast at Gucci. My girl a superstar all from a home movie," is a reference to Kim Kardashian and her sex tape. So maybe he's proud of that. And he should be. There's no greater act of love than for a girl to give her boyfriend a blowjob and let him film it (hint...read more

Kim Kardashian can't get a star on the Walk of Fame

As mentioned earlier, it's unthinkably easy to get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. There's 2,476 of them. Magic Johnson and Muhammad Ali are on there and they don't even have anything to do with Hollywood. Big Bird and Kermit the Frog both have two. They give the things to almost anyone. Except for Kim Kardashian, thank fucking God. A rep for The Hollywood Chamber of Commerce (told the Hollywood Reporter) that...read more