Kanye West Doesn't Want A Prenup

According to sources near Kanye West he does not want to get a prenup before marrying Kim Kardashian.It seems that in the delirium of love that he feels for that big assed schemer, he's choosing to ignore the wise prenup advice in his ownsong,Gold Digger. "Kanye's in... read more

Kanye West Finally Proposed To Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian celebrated her 33rd birthday yesterday just like any of us would, as she attended a party thrown in her honor at AT&T Park in San Francisco, which had been completely rented out by her boyfriend Kanye West for the evening. Kanye actually started the... read more

No Star On The Hollywood Walk Of Fame For You, Kim Kardashian!

Kim Kardashian won't be getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame anytime in the near future. That's because the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce, who decides who gets a star, says that her big ass isn't eligible for immortality. Why? Because she's a fucking reality... read more

Kim Kardashian's Ass Is Back To Pre-Baby Size

By the time that North West is old enough to be exploited for her gender and not just her youthful innocence, social media will probably have advanced far beyond the Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, etc. that we know today. But someone will eventually explain to North that... read more

Kris Humphires Sells Kim Kardashian's Bling

Kris Humphires decided to unload the diamond ring he once gave Kim Kardashian for their fake TV marriage. The 16-karat ring was sold at Christie's auction house for $749,000 to a mysterious buyer calling in a phone bid. My guess is that it was Kanye. He's going to set... read more

Kim Kardashian Credits Atkins For Making Her Look Like a Porn Star Again

Nobody wants to pay a Fat Kim Kardashian. Fat Jessica Simpson may still be making a few hundred million selling her discount retail junk, but no Arab prince is going to hand over six rubies to jizz in the eye of a Fat Kim Kardashian. So Kim started the Atkins diet as... read more

Stop Looking At Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian's planned disguise of looking just like Kim Kardashian in Kim Kardashian's G-Class Benz failed as she attempted one of her first rides out with her bastard baby. Kim recently returned from Paris, finding being away from the ladies who give her reports... read more

Kris Jenner Says Kanye Is the Best Ever

Mother of the year Kris Jenner says that Kanye West is a great baby daddy to her sex star daughter. In an interview on the gaynoxious Hello Ross show, Jenner described what a loving and wonderful person Kanye is. I'm not sure if she knows a different Kanye because the... read more

Welcome Back, Kim Kardashian's Giant Breasts

As Kim Kardashian continues to reconnect with all of her friends in the fashion industry at the Paris Fashion Week events, she's also doing her best to make sure nobody talks about how she still looks pretty large after giving birth. Her method of choice? By shoving her... read more

Kim Kardashian Shows Off Her Boob in Paris

Kim Kardashian wanted everyone at Paris Fashion Week to know that her genetic destiny to be a plump Armenian matron remains at bay for now. Her strict diet of amphetamines and chewing on her worn shoes before she mails them off to her fetish fans for thousands of dollars... read more

North West Get Thousands Of Dollars In Designer Baby Clothes

The infant Yessiah, North West, received a fortune in baby clothes gifts at Paris fashion week even though she was left back in Los Angeles to to the care of her talking orangutan guardians while her parents party in the City of Light. North's slutbag mother has been... read more

Kim Kardashian's Huge Breasts Arrived At Paris Fashion Week

Rapper Kanye West showed up to the Givenchy runway show at the Paris Fashion Week yesterday with his girlfriend and amateur porn star, Kim Kardashian, and a lot of people are saying that she looks great for having recently given birth to their daughter, North West. And... read more