Kardashians Rent Out Magic Mountain Just For Themselves (VIDEO)

Last week the reality family took over AT&T Park to formalize the procreation process between Kim and Kanye, now Magic Mountain theme park just north of Los Angeles to celebrate Kendall's 18th birthday. The place can run about 25,000 visitors on a good day. On a... read more

Kim Kardashian Thinks About Her Snatch More Than You Do

Kim Kardashian is different than most moms in that her main concern after giving birth was what her pussy looked like. This revelation and many more is on the premiere episode of her show for the catatonic and mildly retarded,Keeping Up With The Kardashians. After... read more

Kim Kardashian Says Wedding Proposal Was an Out of Body Experience

Kris Jenner always told her girls, when men do horrible things with you, just pretend it's happening to somebody else and you're watching it. I think she learned this from survivors of the Hanoi Hilton she used to dance with for a dollar at the VA. Khloe never got it.... read more

Kim Kardashian Shows Off Ass and Bling

In case you forgot, Kanye gave Kim a fifteen carat ring at a rented out AT&T Park the other night to symbolize his limitless love for making ass-babies with her. The proposal was captured on videotape so it could be projected in Al Quaeda recruiting sessions overseas... read more

Kanye West Doesn't Want A Prenup

According to sources near Kanye West he does not want to get a prenup before marrying Kim Kardashian.It seems that in the delirium of love that he feels for that big assed schemer, he's choosing to ignore the wise prenup advice in his ownsong,Gold Digger. "Kanye's in... read more

Kanye West Finally Proposed To Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian celebrated her 33rd birthday yesterday just like any of us would, as she attended a party thrown in her honor at AT&T Park in San Francisco, which had been completely rented out by her boyfriend Kanye West for the evening. Kanye actually started the... read more

No Star On The Hollywood Walk Of Fame For You, Kim Kardashian!

Kim Kardashian won't be getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame anytime in the near future. That's because the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce, who decides who gets a star, says that her big ass isn't eligible for immortality. Why? Because she's a fucking reality... read more

Kim Kardashian's Ass Is Back To Pre-Baby Size

By the time that North West is old enough to be exploited for her gender and not just her youthful innocence, social media will probably have advanced far beyond the Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, etc. that we know today. But someone will eventually explain to North that... read more

Kris Humphires Sells Kim Kardashian's Bling

Kris Humphires decided to unload the diamond ring he once gave Kim Kardashian for their fake TV marriage. The 16-karat ring was sold at Christie's auction house for $749,000 to a mysterious buyer calling in a phone bid. My guess is that it was Kanye. He's going to set... read more

Kim Kardashian Credits Atkins For Making Her Look Like a Porn Star Again

Nobody wants to pay a Fat Kim Kardashian. Fat Jessica Simpson may still be making a few hundred million selling her discount retail junk, but no Arab prince is going to hand over six rubies to jizz in the eye of a Fat Kim Kardashian. So Kim started the Atkins diet as... read more

Stop Looking At Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian's planned disguise of looking just like Kim Kardashian in Kim Kardashian's G-Class Benz failed as she attempted one of her first rides out with her bastard baby. Kim recently returned from Paris, finding being away from the ladies who give her reports... read more

Kris Jenner Says Kanye Is the Best Ever

Mother of the year Kris Jenner says that Kanye West is a great baby daddy to her sex star daughter. In an interview on the gaynoxious Hello Ross show, Jenner described what a loving and wonderful person Kanye is. I'm not sure if she knows a different Kanye because the... read more