Kim Kardashian Launches Pure Honey

If you're like me, you were counting the days until Kim Kardashian launched her fifth fragrance line. If her first four aromas, Essential Scabies, Summer of Chlamydia, Krap Meadow, and Shpilkas, didn't catch your fancy, just wait for Pure Honey, out today in stores. I... read more

The Kardashian Kristmas Special Is Here

What with Khloe being sad, the Jenner girls not yet knocked up, Kris Jenner losing her TV show, the Kardashians decided to turn ill-fate on its head and go ahead and film a Christmas Special in the middle of September. They didn't have to, but being that they have a... read more

Kim Kardashian's Pregnant Photo Shoot Had To Be A Joke (VIDEO)

Before giving birth to her daughter, North West, Kim Kardashian agreed to do a photo shoot for the fashion magazine CR Fashion Book, with Karl Lagerfeld calling the shots. Basically, they played dress-up with Kim, making her look like a circus clown and a pregnant... read more

Kanye West Disses Eskimo Brother Ray J

Kanye West hit back at Ray J in their continuing playground rivalry over who tagged Kim Kardashian first (well, first between the two of them, as neither of them were around when Kim was fourteen and first figuring out what it'd take to get a high school diploma the easy... read more

Kim Kardashian Posed Pregnant

Looking back on it now, Kim Kardashian did some crazy shit when she was pregnant. I guess any adventure that begins by having unprotected sex with a rapper is going to be a wild and painfully bumpy ride. Most of the shit she did was obviously for money, those blessed... read more

Kim Kardashian Wants To Show Her New Mom Boobs Off in Playboy

In an upcoming episode of the heavily staged reality show Keeping Up With the Kardashians, a still pregnant Kim talks about wanting to pose for Playboy again after she pops out her demon seed (the bastard to become known as North). This even though she has said before ... read more

Did Kim Kardashian Eat Her Placenta?

On a clip from an upcoming episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kim K. contemplates eating her placenta. The preggers slutbag asked the family cook if he had ever cooked placenta. They then discuss the questionable and disgusting practice of eating the mucus... read more

Kylie Jenner Had A Better Birthday Than You

Kylie Jenner turned 16-years old back on August 10, and she posted the above image of her brand new Mercedes G Class SUV to Instagram to remind everyone that her family is wealthier than everyone else because her older sister, Kim Kardashian, made a sex tape. But the fun... read more

Kanye West Will Appear On The Kris Jenner Show

One of the only redeeming qualities that Kanye West has had is the fact that he seems like he despises Kris Jenner, which is hilarious because she tries so hard to make everyone believe that her life and family are perfect, and she totally doesn't look at her daughters... read more

Kim Kardashian Sticks Out Her Tongue and Says 'Ah... I'm Still Fucking Here'

Kim Kardashian isn't going to show herself until she loses some of the twenty stones she put on in baby weight carrying her first bastard baby ever to full term. So, like March, 2017. But staying out of the public eye hasn't been easy for Kim. So, she went on Keek to... read more

Kim Kardashian Starting a Baby Clothing Line

While some people see births and marriages and divorces and death as stressful life cycle events, the Kardashians see these are money making opportunities. No sooner has Kim delivered her bastard baby that she's announced plans to get together with her fashion buddies... read more

Kim Kardashian Pisses Off Facebook With Fake Baby Pic

Kim Kardashian pulled a fast one on her Facebook friends by posting a picture of her holding a baby that was not North West. The baby she's carrying in sister Kourtney's son Mason, but honestly, who gives a shit about him. He's not North West, the Yessiah. Kim's Facebook... read more