Kardashian Baby Raises the Whorecrux for New Year's

Kardashian hustler training begins early for the girls. The feel of precious stones in the palm of the hand during the infant years, the ability to determine the true pre-tax income of a suitor from just the taste of his bodily fluids, and, naturally, vomiting to keep... read more

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Go Skiing

It's time for the trees to give a little something back. Photo Credit: FameFlynet [gallery ids="1703802,1703812,1703842,1703832,1703852,1703862,1703872"] read more

Okay, Who Leaked the Kardashian Christmas Party Photos?

With the Kardashians, it's hard to tell what's real and what's faked for the cameras. I go with the rule that not a goddamn thing anybody in that family has done has been real since Robert hid the knife for Khloe's bio dad. Nevertheless, they keep pumping out social... read more

Klassy Bag, Kim Kardashian

In a move that was probably intended to mock regular idiot Americans who battled their way through crowded lines in packed malls and department stores yesterday, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian did some post-Christmas shopping in Los Angeles and didn't seem to have any... read more

Kim Kardashian Took Her Breasts Shopping

Kim Kardashian continued her neverending quest to make us believe that she's the World's Greatest Mother that is losing her birth weight thanks to so much hard work by taking her daughter Nori Christmas shopping in Beverly Hills yesterday. It's remarkable that this kid... read more

Kim Kardashian Not Yet Satisfied With Her Post-Baby Photoshopped Body

Whenever I want good honest Kim Kardashian news, I turn to E!. They only make about ten billion dollars off of the mildly retarded whore family from Calabasas, so you know they're going to be completely objective. Most every semi-legitimate news outlet is pointing out... read more

Kim Kardashian Didn't Like Being Called a Two-Faced Whorebag Opportunist

Kim Kardashian took a lot of shit for being a two-faced whorebag opportunist and stealing 90% of the Ebay charity money she raised for relief efforts in the Philippines. The Kardashians may be illiterate and incapable of reading critical comments about their behavior,... read more

See? Kim Kardashian Spends Time With Her Kid

Kim Kardashian raised some eyebrows recently when she stepped out of character on Twitter to angrily respond to a random Tweet that accused her of being a shitty mom since her kid isn't even a year old and she's on the road with Kanye West for his tour. Kim claimed that... read more

Kim And Kanye Want To Get Married At Versailles

Kim and Kanye reaaaally want to have their wedding at Versailles. Yes, THAT Versailles. The over-the-top golden palace of the Bourbon kings of France. I mean, where else would the lord Yessiah and his cum dumpster queen get married than at the most famous palace on... read more

Kim Kardashian Inexplicably Not Such a Great Mom

America's favorite baby mama, Kim Kardashian, is tired of people saying she is a shitty mother. Ever since she yelped out Kanye West's bastard child from her lower gaping maw in June, she's seems to have gone on with her life as if nothing happened. She still follows... read more

The Kardashians Released Their Christmas Card

On last night's episode of Kashing In With the Kardashians, Kris Jenner and her living, breathing ATMs showed off their brand new Christmas card, which shockingly reveals that this family loves taking all of your money. I'm told that the image above is not actually the... read more

Kanye Says Kim And Not Kate Upton Is The New Marilyn Monroe

Kanye West continued his deluded fuckhead radio tour by claiming that his trashy girlfriend Kim Kardashian is the new Marilyn Monroe. The revelation came in the middle of an epic 45 minute rant on the Power 105's Breakfast Club radio show. The subject came up of Vanity... read more