By Lex June 18, 2013 @ 12:46 PM
Kerry Rhodes, the infamously rumored gay NFL star, outed by his own boyfriend in a video on this very site, now is telling his buddies via text that he might be the Kim’s baby daddy as he was nailing the Kardashian nine months ago around the same dates that Kanye was.
Man this could be my baby!! I was fu**ing her the same time as K.West was lol!!!
While any sane person is willing to believe that Kim could have been banging multiple men on any given day of her life since sixteen or so, and pro athletes do fall right into her wheelhouse, meh, coming from a guy desperate to hide his gay, this seems like a real shot in the dark. That ‘lol’ at the end is perhaps the best closing argument on his big gay verdict. Not that it matters. Unless you’re claiming your boned a baby into the world’s most famous new mother.
By Travis June 18, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
Over the weekend, some grainy, incomprehensible footage of Scott Disick playing Patrick Bateman in American Psycho for one of Kanye West’s promotional videos for “Yeezus” hit the web, but nobody could really appreciate the cheesy porn parody value of it until a cleaner version became available. Fortunately, West uploaded the video to his website, and now you can watch two guys who became famous for their associations with the Kardashians play make believe.
The other guy in the video is Kim Kardashian’s best friend, Jonathan Cheban, in case you wanted to know that before you close your eyes and imagine that this is real and somewhere Disick is being locked away in the worst prison in the world. Let your imaginations run wild, America.
By Lex June 17, 2013 @ 1:50 PM
Leyla Ghobadi, self-described model and tour whore from Quebec, has now modified her shocking tale of being on the vagina end of Kanye cheating on Kim. Leyla is now sort of kind of remembering that maybe her juice sloshing episodes with Yeezus actually took place before Kanye planted his flag in Kim’s fat-injected dumper.
“I was introduced to him at the Montreal concert. We met backstage as I knew members of his band. We ended up having sex at the Thompson Hotel,” she told the The Sun in a recent interview, contradicting her prior claim that the affair began last summer in Atlantic City when West picked her out of a crowd at his concert where Kardashian happened to be sitting in the VIP section at the same show.
Kanye really is a good man after all. If I had a daughter who was slightly brain damaged and slutty, I’d hope she ended up being banged over a pool table at a concert after party with a guy like Kanye.
By Lex June 16, 2013 @ 12:13 AM
I can tell you now that a well-placed source within the Kardashian camp, let’s call her, Whore X, clued me into the fact that this baby wasn’t coming in mid-July. That was a shady ruse designed to deke the press, at least the ones who didn’t pay seven figures exclusive coverage deals. Since nobody listened to Father Brennan once again, the devil baby is upon us. What shall be our end times? Brimstone? Locusts? A Keeping Up With the Kardashian Bastard Babies spinoff? The only person truly happy with the birth news was Kanye, and that’s because he was getting his knob polished by a girl with low self esteem backstage at his concert as Kim was kegeling out little Damiena.
By Lex June 12, 2013 @ 1:58 PM
If you weren’t sure that Kanye West did not cheat on Kim Kardashian, now you can be sure:
This most recent attack on Kanye West and his family is totally without merit. It’s a blatant attempt by a misguided individual who is clearly seeking publicity, and another in a series of malicious stories drummed up by non-credible ‘news’ sources.
— a public relations rep for Kanye West told TMZ.com
How much more raw emotion and honesty do you need in a denial? And you’re just reading this. Imagine hearing it read aloud by the P.R. rep. Powerful, powerful stuff.
For her part, Kim stripped herself of all makeup on the set of her real life real show. That ought to make Kanye bone other women less.
Photo Credit: AKM-GSI
By Travis June 12, 2013 @ 9:00 AM
This may blow your minds, like actually make your heads explode in complete shock, but a model that nobody has heard of is claiming that she slept with someone famous. In this case, Canadian model Leyla Ghobadi recently told Star Magazine that she had sex with Kanye West during Kim Kardashian’s neverending pregnancy.
Leyla claims that Kanye spotted her in the crowd at one of his shows and had his team find her and bring her backstage so they could meet. After some hesitation on her part, Leyla claims she eventually hooked up with the rapper after he assured her that his relationship with Kim was just a publicity stunt, according to the New York Post.
But Leyla, angel that she is, claimed she’s coming forward now because if she was pregnant like Kim, she’d want to know, even though she thinks this might “destroy the Kardashian family”, in which case – you’re a god damned hero, Miss Ghobadi.