50 Cent on Kanye and Kim Kardashian: "One mans trash..."

Taken out of context, it may have sounded like an insult when XXL asked 50 Cent about Kanye West and Kim Kardashian and 50 referred to Kim as "trash", but when you read it in context... XXL: "Kanye took to his Twitter to announce that he wrote the song "Perfect Bitch" about Kim Kardashian. What do you think?" 50 CENT: "I mean…if that man feel like she perfect, then she's perfect. He could mean it and you'll end up...read more

Kim Kardashian has stopped using birth control

In the most definitive sign yet that Kim Kardashian really does want to settle down and start a family with Kanye West (or at least it would be if this were true), InTouch says they've been looking at house together and she's "quit her birth control". Though technically, swallowing is not a form of approved birth control, at least not if you ask those so-called "doctors". (image source = fame/flynet)read more

Kris Jenner sold Kim Kardashians sex tape

It's hard to believe that a mother would contact a porn producer to sell a home video of her own daughter having sex, until you realize that the mother is Kris Jenner and the daughter is Kim Kardashian. Then it's not hard to believe at all, because that's absolutely something they would do. "Kris was totally involved in arranging the sale of Kim's tape," the source told Star magazine. "The video already existed, and...read more

Kim Kardashian has an underwater camera

Kim Kardashian spent some more time on twitter this weekend posting pictures of herself in a bikini, some of which were taken underwater and in artistic black and white. Looking at these, why it's like we're in some fancy museum, and Kim is an beautiful and enchanting mermaid from a fairy tale. Except with herpes.read more

surely this must have been photoshopped

Kim Kardashian posted these bikini pictures on instagram last night with the captions "pool time", which seems likely, and "#nofilter #nophotoshop", which seems impossible. You mean to tell me this dark picture where the subject is at a 45 degree angle isn't from some professional studio? That Kim Kardashian hasn't studied this 900 page, 4 pound manual for the $900 software? It defies belief! source = twitter and ...read more

Kim Kardashian knows how to pick a flattering outfit

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West went to dinner in New York last night, and with her hair up and a sleeveless dress with no cleavage, it belied her usual gift for hiding her enormous ass. She looked so fat she might as well have gone dressed as a hot dog. (image source = splash)read more

Kim Kardashian is already freaking out Beyonce

Kim Kardashian is still desperate to parlay her relationship with Kanye West into a friendship with Beyonce and Jay Z, so she reportedly spent $5,000 on a gold bracelet with pink and white diamonds for their daughter Blue Ivy, and then engraved it with a very presumptuous, "Love Auntie Kim." Guess how that went over. "They have been friends for five minutes, but already Kim is trying to force herself into Beyonce's...read more

Kanye makes Kim pump the gas

KNOW YOUR PLACE, FATTY! (image source of kanye and kim and his black lamborghini = fame/flynet)read more

Kim Kardashian could use some makeup

Kim Kardashian went to a tanning salon in Studio City yesterday, and either she's not doing it right or she's in a kabuki play or she was bitten by a vampire because she went in tan and came out looking ghostly white. Let's just go with vampire bite because staking her in the heart is maybe not the worst idea in the world anyway. (image source = fame/flynet)read more

Kanye really wants to marry Kim Kardashian. Still.

An unnamed source (Kris Jenner) tells Us magazine that Kanye West is completely in love with Kim Kardashian and wants to marry her, just in case you forgot when an unnamed source told Us magazine the same thing 6 weeks ago. "They're seriously talking marriage. And yes, she would [accept his proposal]." But tying the knot isn't the only thing on (his) mind. "Kanye says he can't wait to see her carrying his child," a...read more

Kim Kardashian is in Esquire

Kim Kardashian is in the Mexican edition of Esquire this month, and even though I don't speak Spanish it was full of surprising revelations. Specifically that she can lie back in water. Her ass is so big I assumed the buoyancy would keep her completely upright, bobbing up and down like a buoy in the ocean. This might be some kind of special effect they're using.read more

Kim Kardashian is too fat for her dress

Kim Kardashian was backstage at the Jimmy Kimmel show yesterday when she tweeted this picture showing that the zipper on her dress had broken. And do you know what kind of people have zippers break? "About to do Jimmy Kimmel & my whole dress rips! Help!!! Time to sew me in...praying this works." Wait, why do we have to help? Don't put this on us just because you can't accept your dress size. That poor zipper never...read more

Kanye is canceling shows to hang out with Kim Kardashian

Kanye West was in Cannes last week for the debut of his short film "Cruel Summer" on Wednesday, and the plan was for him to promote it by performing at the after party. Unfortunately he also brought Kim Kardashian to Cannes, and if she goes too long without food she get's pissed, so instead of doing that he went to dinner with her. The New York Daily News says... West was supposed to join the star of his picture, Kid...read more

Kim Kardashian had a very forthright IMDb bio

Though it's down now, up until today the bio for Kim Kardashian on IMDb was exactly what every bio on her should be; scathing. But here it is in all it's former glory because uproxx thankfully saw it before her attorneys did. Here's how it began: Kim Kardashian is emblematic of the shallowness of American culture in the first two decades of the new millennium (whose fame) comes from the release of a sex tape and the...read more

Kim Kardashian did not get a haircut

Despite how convincing it looked, Kim Kardashian did not get a haircut and was actually just wearing a wig during a photo shoot in LA yesterday for the Italian edition of Vogue. People says she looks almost exactly like her mom here, which is much nicer than saying she looks like a popular middle-aged prostitute, which is what I was planning. (image source = fame/flynet)read more