Kylie Jenner Had A Better Birthday Than You

Kylie Jenner turned 16-years old back on August 10, and she posted the above image of her brand new Mercedes G Class SUV to Instagram to remind everyone that her family is wealthier than everyone else because her older sister, Kim Kardashian, made a sex tape. But the fun... read more

Kanye West Will Appear On The Kris Jenner Show

One of the only redeeming qualities that Kanye West has had is the fact that he seems like he despises Kris Jenner, which is hilarious because she tries so hard to make everyone believe that her life and family are perfect, and she totally doesn't look at her daughters... read more

Kim Kardashian Sticks Out Her Tongue and Says 'Ah... I'm Still Fucking Here'

Kim Kardashian isn't going to show herself until she loses some of the twenty stones she put on in baby weight carrying her first bastard baby ever to full term. So, like March, 2017. But staying out of the public eye hasn't been easy for Kim. So, she went on Keek to... read more

Kim Kardashian Starting a Baby Clothing Line

While some people see births and marriages and divorces and death as stressful life cycle events, the Kardashians see these are money making opportunities. No sooner has Kim delivered her bastard baby that she's announced plans to get together with her fashion buddies... read more

Kim Kardashian Pisses Off Facebook With Fake Baby Pic

Kim Kardashian pulled a fast one on her Facebook friends by posting a picture of her holding a baby that was not North West. The baby she's carrying in sister Kourtney's son Mason, but honestly, who gives a shit about him. He's not North West, the Yessiah. Kim's Facebook... read more

Kim And Kanye Don't Want People To Think They Are In The KKK

We've all had fun laughing at Kim Kardashian and Kanye West for naming their bastard daughter North West. But it's not like the Kardashian family is new to naming their kids something stupid. Every member of that brood has a name that begins with the letter K. So, why... read more

Kim Kardashian Wanted to Apologize to Kris Humphreys on Skype

Word is out that Kim Kardashian felt heartsick that Kris Humphreys never believed she loved him and that their wedding was just a financial scam for reality TV. So she wanted to set up a Skype chat with Kris to apologize to him, make it right, and let him know she really... read more

Kris Jenner Thinks North West Isn't Going To Be Teased

Kris Jenner, the crusty vaginal font of all things Kardashian, said that she doesn't think her new granddaughter will be picked on at school for her name. Kris was on Watch What Happens Live on Wednesday and gay Muppet host Andy Cohen asked her if she thought that lil'... read more

Kim and Kanye Can't Turn Away Baby Money Fast Enough

Bearing her rapper boyfriend's bastard baby has changed Kim Kardashian. So we are told. So much so that when some Australian magazine offered her $3 million for first photos of her stupidly named daughter, Kim said nay. She and Kanye do not want their offspring living a... read more

Kris Jenner Tried To Explain North West (VIDEO)

Soon-to-be talk show host and woman who would burn an entire orphanage to the ground for attention, Kris Jenner, was on The View yesterday to discuss, among other crap, how her cash cow daughter, Kim Kardashian, just named her newborn baby North West. Kris claimed that... read more

The North Name Gets Even Lamer

By now we all know that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West named their womb ferret North West. But why? Why, of all the names in the whole world did they pick a fucking direction as a name? Was it simply to make a stupid pun? According to sources close to the obnoxious... read more

Kanye And Kim Named Baby North West

North West. That's what Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have named their bastard daughter. There had been rumors since March that they would name the baby North, but Kim denied it. You know, because it's fucking stupid. But I guess she gave in to the pressure exerted by... read more