When Kim Kardashian appeared naked except for silver paint in W magazine (pictures here), it looked very much like a girl who was naked except for silver paint.

This was news to Kim apparently, who broke down and cried about it on last nights episode of Kourtney and Kim Take New York. Us magazine says…

“Oh my God, I’m more naked that I was in Playboy. I’m so mad right now. [W magazine] promised I would be covered with artwork — you can see the nipples!”
Indeed, although Kardashian’s most private parts were covered up on the fashion bible’s cover image, interior shots revealed her breasts in all their glory.
“The whole concept was sold to me that nothing would be seen,” she continued. “I feel so taken advantage of.”

Kim seems like a nice enough lady and I usually defend her, but she does know what paint is, right? And what it does? It just takes something and makes it a different color. In this case her nipples. It doesn’t make things disappear. That’s why we call people who paint things “painters” and not “magical wizards”.

Kim Kardashian went on her blog yesterday to post about the high school in Memphis that has had 90 teen pregnancies in the past year, and how it might relate to the MTV show Teen Mom, and said some fairly obvious things that shouldn’t even need to be said, such as…

“…while I’m not saying that no teen is in the position to raise a child, having a baby so young shouldn’t be seen as the trendy thing to do.
Girls, please, think very carefully before you make these kind of decisions.”

Only a feeble minded dolt would try to equate having a child with making a sex tape, and so that’s exactly what Teen Mom “star” Amber Portwood did in her oh-so-clever rebuttal…

“Last time I checked, Kim Kardashian had a sex tape floating around on the internet and I’m pretty sure she made a lot of money off of it,” says the mother of 2-year-old Leah. “She made a sex tape when she was younger and she wants to bash the girls on Teen Mom?”

Listen you hillbilly whore, Kims sex tape isn’t gonna rob and shoot me in 15 years because it was raised by some dimwitted loser. If you have a kid at 16 it should be taken away and you should be turned upside down and filled with cement because you’re an idiot and a menace to society. You might as well just chop off one of your own feet since you’re so determined to make your life ten thousand times harder than it needs to be for absolutely no reason.

(image source = inf daily)

The New York Daily News says today that they have a private candid picture of Kim Kardashian, naked in bed with her new boyfriend, though to be honest that probably makes it sound hotter than it really is.

Gatecrasher has secured a photo of (Kim) and her rumored BF, New Jersey Net Kris Humphries, that a source tells us was once the b-baller’s BlackBerry Messenger photo.
In the steamy head shot, where the two appear to be in bed together, a bare-shouldered Kardashian smiles provocatively at the camera, with her mouth open and tongue out, while Humphries licks the side of her face. Going from a sex tape to a foreplay photo counts as progress, we guess.

It feels like it should be about time where everyone stops mentioning the sex tape every time Kim Kardashian does something even remotely racy. Just the fact that it’s referred to as a “tape” makes it feel like a 50 year old story. Like she’s gonna be on there in black and white, doing the Charleston.

(image source = splash news online)

Kim Kardashian doesn’t really do anything of course, but before this our famous celebrities who didn’t really do anything were fug whores like Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. Remember that? What the hell was that all about? So at least Kim is hot, and goes on her twitter and posts pics of her kick ass rack. The only way to get even more intimate pictures of Kim is to be black.

I only bought these because she was in see thru tights and Splashes headline said, “Kim Kardashian shows some big lips while leaving her house”. I feel like they should have been more specific. But apparently they’re implying that she recently had some kind of injection or treatment or whatever on her face. And while it’s true she looks a little alien-y right now, I can think of worse things than Kim Kardashian with numb lips. She’ll talk less and now you can really attack that mouth.