By Travis January 07, 2014 @ 12:00 PM
Because she doesn’t seem to do much of anything else, Kim Kardashian went shopping in Beverly Hills yesterday with a friend, and that friend could have been named Hitler Stalin Satan Babyfucker III and nobody would have noticed because Kim also managed to cram her giant mom breasts into her top once again. She’s also being praised by some because she gave a valet attendant a $100 tip for retrieving her Rolls-Royce, but at the same time she was also ticketed because she literally parked that same car wherever the fuck she felt. In the end, though, we can call this one a draw, because it didn’t involve her filming her TV show or pretending that her marriage is real, so no harm, no foul, all tits.
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By Lex January 06, 2014 @ 1:13 PM
I don’t know why the Internet world of stranglers and Lego collectors is so up in arms over Kim Kardashian ‘warping’ photos of herself and her stripper BFF, Blac Chyna to look leaner and meaner and less riddled with scabes. They both do have big tits and enormous asses that appeal to circus workers with vague backgrounds and men looking to get raped on child support for the next eighteen years. Yeah, you might notice the warped door in the backdrop. Big shocker. Everything is Photoshopped. The curtain of social media has been pulled back. Even that candid shit on Instagram and Twitter has been faked by a woman who may not even exist in real life. She could just be a lidless vagina fashioned in the ethereal manner of Sauron. Grow up, kids. There is no Santa Clause, but if there was, and he was nailing Kim Kardashian for real, she’d be a lot fatter.
(Thanks to Alexis for sending us this faked ass tip.)
Photo credit: 2 Skeeves Instagram accounts
By Lex January 06, 2014 @ 12:17 PM
Photo Credit: Kim Kardashian/Instagram
By Lex January 01, 2014 @ 12:28 PM
Kardashian hustler training begins early for the girls. The feel of precious stones in the palm of the hand during the infant years, the ability to determine the true pre-tax income of a suitor from just the taste of his bodily fluids, and, naturally, vomiting to keep trim. By the time she’s not allowed to go to kindergarten, North will be able to tell the cut, clarity, carart, and color of this stone with just a simple sniff. Convincing a drunk Kanye that her vagina was actually her ass was just step one for Kim Kardashian’s diabolical progeny plan. Now the real training begins. The whore grows strong in this one.
Photo credit: Kim Kardashian/Instagram
By Lex December 31, 2013 @ 3:14 PM
It’s time for the trees to give a little something back.
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