why even pretend, Kanye?

Some girls might be upset if there were pictures of their date pretending to listen to their dumb conversation but actually staring at their tits, but luckily for Kanye he dates Kim Kardashian, and any Hollywood starlet whose IMDb page includes a movie where she sucked off Ray-J five times is gonna be pretty tough to offend. (image source of kanye and kim at staples saturday night to watch the lakers close out the...read more

Kanye raps about marrying Kim Kardashian

It's easy, and fun, to make fun of Kanye West, but considering he got A's in high school and his mom was the Chair of the English Department at Chicago State University, no one could actually consider him stupid. Unless he really is thinking about marrying Kim Kardashian like Us magazine claims, in which case people could and should. On an upcoming track by hip-hop artist Pusha T, West, 34, raps, "I saw you in the...read more

Kim Kardashian was banned from the Met Gala

The Metropolitan Museum of Art Gala might be the biggest social event of the year in New York, second only to the Academy Awards when it comes to attracting big name celebrities. And since Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have been inseparable lately, there had to be a good reason why he was there without her. And it turns out there was; it's because Anna Wintour (editor of Vogue, the Meryl Streep character in ‘The Devil...read more

Kanye and Kim Kardashian are "talking marriage"

According to a source (it's Kim Kardashian), Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are so amazing together they're already talking about getting married. So forget all that negative stuff you've heard about Kim for the last 6 months because that's all in the past and we should ignore that other marriage because that's old news and the new news is that Kim is totally marriage material and successful, popular people with lots...read more

Kim Kardashian forgot this Ferrari was a wedding gift

On Friday it was reported that Kim Kardashian "forgot" one of the wedding presents she received for her sham 72-day marriage, because instead of giving them back or splitting them with her husband, she's keeping them all for herself and giving $200,000 to charity, an amount she says is twice what the gifts are worth. Well now it turns out the gift she didn't count is a $325,000 Ferrari (a 458 Italia?) and it's odd...read more

Kim Kardashian stole $1.2 million from people with cancer. Sort of.

When Kim Kardashian first announced that she was keeping her wedding gifts, she justified it by donating $200,000 to a charity, an amount twice what the presents were estimated to be worth. Of course Kim was the one doing the estimating, and it turns out she gave herself a very generous discount. Kris Humphries wants to know what happened to a $325,000 wedding gift that was given to him and Kim Kardashian, Radar is...read more

'30 Rock' reminds us that blackface is always funny

For last nights live episode of '30 Rock', the cast performed the show twice (once for the east coast and once for the west) and one of the biggest differences (here's 25 more) was right at the beginning, when Jack McBrayer led a guest into Alec Baldwins office. For the east coast, the guest was Paul McCartney. For the west, it was Kim Kardashian. Which seems like an overly complicated way of telling the west...read more

they're gonna need a wider door

We know that Kim Kardashins mom slept around when she had Khloe, but what about when she had Kim? Because her mom doesn't have a giant ass like this. Her real dad has to be someone 'The Refrigerator' Perry. And her real mom is a centaur and they found Kim in the woods. (image source = splash, inf)read more

Kim Kardashian still has those wedding presents

?Kim Kardashian recently sent a card to everyone who attended her wedding and told them that, instead of simply returning the gifts they gave her ("I mean, I guess I could have mailed it. Like I did with the card you're currently reading. And you would have your gift back right now instead of a form letter.") she will donate them all to charity. And, no, you didn't miss her getting married again. This is still about...read more

the Kardashians signed a $40,000,000 extension

Deadline is reporting today that the Kardashians (all 8 of them) have signed a three-year deal with E! for the 7th, 8th, and 9th seasons of ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians'. It also includes a first-look deal for other unscripted show ideas or concepts. I could have saved them a lot of money on that second part because here's every idea the Kardashians have ever and will ever have for a TV show: find the dumbest...read more

Kim Kardashian wants to be mayor of Glendale

In a new clip from "Khloe and Lamar," Kim Kardashian says she wants to run for mayor of Glendale, but before you think this is yet another publicity stunt, she adds, "for real". Not "real" enough to know that Glendale doesn't have an elected mayor but whatever. The LA Times says... "I decided I'm going to run for the mayor of Glendale," Kardashian said, later clarifying that "it's going to be in, like, five years."...read more

Kim Kardashian and Kanye might be dating. Again.

Back in December of 2010, there was a rumor that Kanye West and Kim Kardashian had been secretly dating and that he had even gotten her pregnant, though it was said that Kim wanted a relationship but Kanye didn't. Nothing ever came of it (perhaps because December 2010 is also when Kim met Kris Humphries for the first time and they were engaged 5 months later), but Kanye released a song yesterday called "Theraflu" and...read more

Kris Humphries wants a public apology from Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian has received a ton of completely justified negative press since filing for divorce from Kris Humphries after a 72-day-marriage, so she's trying to wrap their divorce up as fast as possible. The problem is that Humphries won't sign the papers until she publicly apologizes and admits she only married him for publicity. Hahaha, checkmate, fatty! The NY Post says... Humphries is holding back on a divorce...read more

Kim Kardashian got flour bombed

The best part about Kim Kardashian getting a bag of flour thrown on her last night while she walked the red carpet at a party for her new perfume was how completely in love with herself she looked right before it happened. She thinks she's fucking Evita, beloved by all, right at the exact moment when some crazy woman was fighting her way through the crowd and into my heart. Kim was at the London Hotel in West...read more

Jon Hamm > Kim Kardashian, part 2

Jon Hamm told Elle UK last week that Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton are "fucking idiots", and he did that because Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton are fucking idiots. Specifically, he said: "Whether it's Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated. Being a fucking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you're rewarded significantly." Once she heard abut this, and then...read more