Kanye West Is Not a Cheater

Leyla Ghobadi, self-described model and tour whore from Quebec, has now modified her shocking tale of being on the vagina end of Kanye cheating on Kim.Leyla is now sort of kind of remembering that maybe her juice sloshing episodes with Yeezus actually took place before... read more

Kardashian Baby Arrives, Just as Was Foretold

I can tell you now that a well-placed source within the Kardashian camp, let's call her, Whore X, clued me into the fact that this baby wasn't coming in mid-July. That was a shady ruse designed to deke the press, at least the ones who didn't pay seven figures exclusive... read more

Kanye Denies Cheating; Kim Kardashian Strips Off Her Makeup

If you weren't sure that Kanye West did not cheat on Kim Kardashian, now you can be sure: This most recent attack on Kanye West and his family is totally without merit. It's a blatant attempt by a misguided individual who is clearly seeking publicity, and another in a... read more

Leyla Ghobadi Claims She Slept With Kanye

This may blow your minds, like actually make your heads explode in complete shock, but a model that nobody has heard of is claiming that she slept with someone famous. In this case, Canadian model Leyla Ghobadi recently told Star Magazine that she had sex with Kanye West... read more

I Know When the Omen Child Will Be Birthed -- Do You Know Her Name? It's Worth 500 Clams

UPDATE 6/11/13: My gynecological claravoyance remains on tract. Baby's coming in less than two weeks. Don't forget to put a name to the demon spawn and win yourself that $500 gift card. - - - - - - - - - - - I have it on pretty crappy authority that the next Kardashian... read more

Kim Kardashian To Be All Alone When Her Baby Pops Out!

With just 12 days left until her demon seeds bursts across her uterine River Styx, Kim Kardashian is frightened to learn she'll be all alone in the delivery room. And, by all alone, she is discounting her mom, her two hag full sisters, her personal secretary, her hair... read more

Kris Jenner's Talk Show Still Looks Awful (VIDEO)

Long before reality TV shows became the perfect way for people with absolutely no talent to pretend like they were celebrities, networks handed out talk shows to keep semi-relevant people like Magic Johnson and Chevy Chase in the spotlight. Meanwhile, people with actual... read more

Kim Kardashian In Pregnant, Armless Statue Form

Sculptor Daniel Edwards is famous for his controversial nude celebrity statues, from pregnant Britney Spears presenting herself on a bear skin rug to bronzed Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez with their pet goose, and now he's added to the collection with a statue of nude,... read more

Bruce Jenner: I've Only Met Kanye West One Time

"Actually, I've only met him once. He's never … he's not around. He was in Paris the whole time writing and he just hasn't been around," -- Bruce Jenner to Extra. And here's that time. At the X-Factor watching Khloe Kardashian monotone her teleprompter lines in a dress... read more

Kardashian Baby Shower Cupcake Exclusive: Chocolate and Vanilla

No, I'm not fucking kidding. This is an exclusive photo of the cupcakes The Kardashians gave away to all the well-wishers who came to genuflect before thefuture born scourge of the six or seven continents. Chocolate and vanilla side by side, as it is in Kim's bed, so too... read more

Kim Kardashian Wants People to Stop Looking at Her Fat Feet

If there's one thing a Kardashian knows, it's that if you want people to stop pointing out your flaws, just show 'em your tits. It's not a complex strategy or all that imaginative, but it does work. With just a few weeks left until she squeezes that $20 million Omen... read more

Kim Kardashian Nearly Shows Off Her Baby's Head

The more you can see Kim's vagina, the more she smiles and waves. It's just an automatic response programmed into her at the Japanese factory. Stick a finger in that thing and her voice box lets out a synthesized squeak. If you insert cash into her cleavage slot, the... read more