Kim Kardashian forgot this Ferrari was a wedding gift

On Friday it was reported that Kim Kardashian "forgot" one of the wedding presents she received for her sham 72-day marriage, because instead of giving them back or splitting them with her husband, she's keeping them all for herself and giving $200,000 to charity, an amount she says is twice what the gifts are worth. Well now it turns out the gift she didn't count is a $325,000 Ferrari (a 458 Italia?) and it's odd...read more

Kim Kardashian stole $1.2 million from people with cancer. Sort of.

When Kim Kardashian first announced that she was keeping her wedding gifts, she justified it by donating $200,000 to a charity, an amount twice what the presents were estimated to be worth. Of course Kim was the one doing the estimating, and it turns out she gave herself a very generous discount. Kris Humphries wants to know what happened to a $325,000 wedding gift that was given to him and Kim Kardashian, Radar is...read more

'30 Rock' reminds us that blackface is always funny

For last nights live episode of '30 Rock', the cast performed the show twice (once for the east coast and once for the west) and one of the biggest differences (here's 25 more) was right at the beginning, when Jack McBrayer led a guest into Alec Baldwins office. For the east coast, the guest was Paul McCartney. For the west, it was Kim Kardashian. Which seems like an overly complicated way of telling the west...read more

they're gonna need a wider door

We know that Kim Kardashins mom slept around when she had Khloe, but what about when she had Kim? Because her mom doesn't have a giant ass like this. Her real dad has to be someone 'The Refrigerator' Perry. And her real mom is a centaur and they found Kim in the woods. (image source = splash, inf)read more

Kim Kardashian still has those wedding presents

?Kim Kardashian recently sent a card to everyone who attended her wedding and told them that, instead of simply returning the gifts they gave her ("I mean, I guess I could have mailed it. Like I did with the card you're currently reading. And you would have your gift back right now instead of a form letter.") she will donate them all to charity. And, no, you didn't miss her getting married again. This is still about...read more

the Kardashians signed a $40,000,000 extension

Deadline is reporting today that the Kardashians (all 8 of them) have signed a three-year deal with E! for the 7th, 8th, and 9th seasons of ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians'. It also includes a first-look deal for other unscripted show ideas or concepts. I could have saved them a lot of money on that second part because here's every idea the Kardashians have ever and will ever have for a TV show: find the dumbest...read more

Kim Kardashian wants to be mayor of Glendale

In a new clip from "Khloe and Lamar," Kim Kardashian says she wants to run for mayor of Glendale, but before you think this is yet another publicity stunt, she adds, "for real". Not "real" enough to know that Glendale doesn't have an elected mayor but whatever. The LA Times says... "I decided I'm going to run for the mayor of Glendale," Kardashian said, later clarifying that "it's going to be in, like, five years."...read more

Kim Kardashian and Kanye might be dating. Again.

Back in December of 2010, there was a rumor that Kanye West and Kim Kardashian had been secretly dating and that he had even gotten her pregnant, though it was said that Kim wanted a relationship but Kanye didn't. Nothing ever came of it (perhaps because December 2010 is also when Kim met Kris Humphries for the first time and they were engaged 5 months later), but Kanye released a song yesterday called "Theraflu" and...read more

Kris Humphries wants a public apology from Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian has received a ton of completely justified negative press since filing for divorce from Kris Humphries after a 72-day-marriage, so she's trying to wrap their divorce up as fast as possible. The problem is that Humphries won't sign the papers until she publicly apologizes and admits she only married him for publicity. Hahaha, checkmate, fatty! The NY Post says... Humphries is holding back on a divorce...read more

Kim Kardashian got flour bombed

The best part about Kim Kardashian getting a bag of flour thrown on her last night while she walked the red carpet at a party for her new perfume was how completely in love with herself she looked right before it happened. She thinks she's fucking Evita, beloved by all, right at the exact moment when some crazy woman was fighting her way through the crowd and into my heart. Kim was at the London Hotel in West...read more

Jon Hamm > Kim Kardashian, part 2

Jon Hamm told Elle UK last week that Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton are "fucking idiots", and he did that because Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton are fucking idiots. Specifically, he said: "Whether it's Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated. Being a fucking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you're rewarded significantly." Once she heard abut this, and then...read more

There is Nothing Fake About This Kardashian Lingerie Ad

Let's pretend for a moment that it's not at all creepy for three sisters (even if one's only half-related) to pose seductively in lingerie together and take a look at the composition here. If you think there's nothing deceptive going on, let me clarify how a professional photographer goes about removing half of a person's mass from a picture. First, he sets up at least fifty yards away and racks until he's just barely...read more

Jon Hamm's Got No Love For These

Jon Hamm has joined the league of legitimate celebrities calling for the immediate death of all Kardashians which is no way a fictional group that I attempt to pray into existence daily. He did, however, say the exact same thing anyone with a functioning brain says about Kim. From 'Elle UK' via Huffpost Celebrity: Whether it's Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated. Being a...read more

damn you Kim Kardashian

People dislike Kim Kardashian for a wide variety of perfectly justified reasons, but she does have pretty brown hair and enormous tits, and when she went to Barrys Bootcamp in Sherman Oaks for a workout this morning, it seemed as though she wanted me to stare at her enormous tits. And so that's what I'm doing. What a dynamite team she and I make. (image source = fame/flynet)read more

are Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush back together

Miami Dolphins fans better hope this goes to hell quick because Reggie Bush just had the best season of his career, unlike the first time he and Kim Kardashian dated, when all he did was run into the back of his lineman and then fall down. Amid reports last weekend that Kim Kardashian reunited over lunch at the Beverly Hills Hotel with ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush, a source tells PEOPLE that the two are just friends – at...read more