Kim Kardashian wore some skin tight clothes that showed off her huge boobs for a dance class yesterday in Hollywood, and when she stood up she had to reach down and adjust her pants. What a coincidence.
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The Kardashians made $65 million last year
By brendon February 17, 2011 @ 4:30 PM
The Kardashians don’t actually do anything of course, and you could very definitely argue they would be doing even less if Kim didn’t have really big tits and make a sex tape, but she does and she did, and so now the Hollywood Reporter says the family grossed a collective 65 million dollars in 2010.
These days, Kim reportedly charges as much as $25,000 to mention a brand in a tweet — and most family members include a “Twitter clause” in their contracts.
One talent wrangler tells THR that Kim can charge up to $100,000 to $250,000 to appear at an event — and even $1 million abroad.
Jenner isn’t shy about how long she’d like to sustain her brood’s success. “My fantasy is to have Keeping Up With Kardashians, Season 26…Who knew it would be this profitable? I should have had more kids.”
Ok that last part was a little chilling, but not nearly as disturbing as the fact that the Kardashians made more than Angelina Jolie, Sandra Bullock and Tom Cruise, combined. Stunning, right? So take that Sandra Bullock! Look at you, talkin shit the whole time. Not so tough now, are you!
Prince kicked Kim Kardashian off stage (not literally)
By brendon February 08, 2011 @ 11:47 AM
Kim Kardashian and her lover Kris Humphries went to see Prince last night in New York, when suddenly she was pulled on stage to dance with him!!!
And then she was promptly kicked off stage because she basically just stood there. E! says…
(Prince invited Kim) onstage during his show tonight at Madison Square Garden, but gave her the high-heeled boot when she was initially too fazed to get funky.
Or maybe he was annoyed that she was tweeting midperformance
They’re not kidding. She really was…
– “OMG Prince just pulled me up on stage!!! I’m shaking!!!!”
– “I was so nervous I froze when Prince touched me!!!!”
– “Went up on stage AGAIN! This time I redeemed myself! We all danced while Prince played the piano! Wow! What a night!”
So apparently she was just nervous the first time. Which is actually sort of cute. People should really re-think their opinion of Kim because she’s not the whore Paris Hilton is, but they get lumped together because of the sex tape. You never hear about Kim getting drunk and sleeping around, she usually has a boyfriend, and she rarely wears anything slutty when she goes out, like she would if she were some dirty Italian.
(NOTE: I might just make the page as racist as possible today)
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Kim Kardashian changed her mind about those pictures
By brendon February 04, 2011 @ 4:55 PM
Just a few days ago, Kim Kardashian was on TV crying because of the pictures of her in W magazine, the ones the showed her naked except for some silver paint (these). The ones she called, “full on porn”.
Umm… jk lol!
“Looking back, I love the photos,” she told Us magazine.
The reality star, who filmed the episode last fall, has had several months to come to appreciate the magazine spread.
“W Magazine is iconic so I’m really happy that I did it and that those are the photos.”
“It’s just that that’s not what I thought they were going to be,” she said.
“Obviously I’m comfortable posing nude — I’ve done that before, and I did that then for the magazine,” she explained. “But that’s probably not the direction I would’ve wanted to go if I thought that was going to be the case.”
Still, she conceded, “I do think the pictures are beautiful.”
Good. Good for her. They are beautiful, of course they’re beautiful. Kims hot, and has huge tits, and she was naked in silver paint. It was a great shoot, and if need be they could be turned into a really good ad for Space Camp.
morning headlines
By brendon February 03, 2011 @ 11:36 AM
KIM KARDASHIAN – went on a few dates with Gabriel Aubry, and that apparently drove Halle Berry nuts. “She was upset at the idea of someone like that being in her daughter’s life. She did not want a reality star in Nahla’s life. She was very aggravated.” Christ calm down. It’s just Kim Kardashian. She goes shopping. What could go wrong. It’s not like the kid was gonna be on Ultimate Fighter, and someone was gonna grab her by her ankles and swing her around as a weapon. Though that would be cool, and effective. (people)
CHARLIE SHEEN – issued a statement yesterday thanking everyone for their support, and told E! that the rumors were, “All crap. Believe nothing. I will never speak about any of this as long as I’m alive. You’re all gonna have to keep towing the same redundant line, guessing wrong.” Awww, you gonna cry now, little baby. (e!)
KELLY BROOK – pranced around in a bikini in the Hollywood Hills yesterday, and here are the pictures. Because that’s what this website is all about. Helping others. (splash)
Kim Kardashian was surprised about being naked
By brendon January 31, 2011 @ 5:40 PM
When Kim Kardashian appeared naked except for silver paint in W magazine (pictures here), it looked very much like a girl who was naked except for silver paint.
This was news to Kim apparently, who broke down and cried about it on last nights episode of Kourtney and Kim Take New York. Us magazine says…
“Oh my God, I’m more naked that I was in Playboy. I’m so mad right now. [W magazine] promised I would be covered with artwork — you can see the nipples!”
Indeed, although Kardashian’s most private parts were covered up on the fashion bible’s cover image, interior shots revealed her breasts in all their glory.
“The whole concept was sold to me that nothing would be seen,” she continued. “I feel so taken advantage of.”
Kim seems like a nice enough lady and I usually defend her, but she does know what paint is, right? And what it does? It just takes something and makes it a different color. In this case her nipples. It doesn’t make things disappear. That’s why we call people who paint things “painters” and not “magical wizards”.
