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are Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush back together

Miami Dolphins fans better hope this goes to hell quick because Reggie Bush just had the best season of his career, unlike the first time he and Kim Kardashian dated, when all he did was run into the back of his lineman and then fall down. Amid reports last weekend that Kim Kardashian reunited over lunch at the Beverly Hills Hotel with ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush, a source tells PEOPLE that the two are just friends – at...read more

Kim Kardashian is the picture of discretion

Kim Kardashian is hoping that she and her estranged husband Kris Humphries can have their divorce settled by a private mediator instead of in a courtroom, because, and this is a quote, "A public trial is the last thing that Kim wants … She wants the mediation to be private and confidential." Ok, now try and guess if Kris Humphries is in the mood to do favors for Kim Kardashian. "Kris Humphries is said to want his...read more

is this Khloe Kardashians' real dad (on the right)?

Fox cites a few sources today in suggesting that Khloe Kardashians real father is a man named Alex Roldan, who has been Kris Jenners hairdresser for over 30 years. Now, this would imply that a hairdresser with a salon in West Hollywood had sex with a woman, which seems unlikely, but he is over 6 feet tall, which might account for Khloes height, and her middle name is Alexandria, but more than anything there's a clip...read more

Opie and Anthony offer Kris Jenner 250K for Khloe proof

Despite the fact that we can look right at them, Kris Jenner still insists that her daughters Kim Kardashian (who looks like Princess Jasmine), Kourtney Kardashian (who looks like Princess Jasmine), and Khloe Kardashian (who looks like Bigfoot) all have the same father. It's actually kind of insulting. So today Opie and Anthony offered Kris $250,000 to prove it. All she has to do is arrange the DNA tests that prove...read more

my, what a fancy party

To be fair, maybe Lindsay Lohan didn't sneak into last nights Weinstein Company party, because it seems Kim Kardashian and the Hilton sisters were also there. How prestigious! Suffice to say no one should touch anything in that room until it's been boiled.read more

its Ricky Gervais Golden Globes monologue

Ricky Gervais hosted the Golden Globes for the third time last night, and for once people probably won't spend an entire week saying his monologue was too mean to all the big stars. There was one joke about how he doesn't know any guys who have seen Jodie Fosters ‘Beaver', but that's entirely her fault for naming her movie ‘the Beaver'. What the hell did she expect? Other than that his best line was probably...read more

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Kim Kardashian really knows how to dress

The one thing you always here about Kim Kardashian is that her ass is small and easy to miss. Thankfully she finally figured out a way to accentuate that a little bit. (image source = splash)read more

Kim Kardashian isn't helping

Kim Kardashian has responded to the report that her sister Khloe may have a different father, saying that, "Robert Kardashian is WITHOUT A DOUBT Khloe's biological father, and anyone who suggests otherwise is completely full of crap." The family has been dealing with wild allegations about Khloe's biological dad for a while -- and even joked about it on their reality show -- but one family source is adamant, "She...read more

Kim Kardshian has been replaced by a dog

Kim Kardashian was the star of Skechers hugely expensive Superbowl commercial last year, but that was before her offensively transparent wedding and subsequent divorce and everyone realized what a greedy whore she is. So now Skechers is replacing her with a bulldog who wins a race against a pack of greyhounds. Not only is the bulldog cheaper, but the commercial will require less CGI than the one where they had to hide...read more

the Kardashians use slave labor and sweatshops

A human rights organization called China Labor Watch says the Kardashinas use what is essentially slave labor in rural Chinese factories to produce their clothing line. But what choice did they have? Private jets aren't free, you know. The sweatshop workers live in squalid factory-run dormitories filled with the stench of sewage while toiling up to 84 hours during 7-day work weeks to produce some of the goods that...read more

why would Khloe Kardashian need makeup?

Khloe Kardashian clearly has a different father than Kim and Kourtney, and it's pretty rude the way Kris Jenner refuses to even acknowledge that we all know. We can all tell. Two of the sisters are short with olive skin, while the third one is a hermaphrodite. That's a hard thing to miss. (image source of khloe leaving a gym in LA yesterday with no makeup = flynet)read more

James Bond says the Kardashians are "f**king idiots"

Daniel Craig is a respected and talented professional who works hard to keep his private life private, whereas Kim Kardashian is the exact opposite of every one of those words. So try and guess if he's complimentary when he talks about the Kardashians in the new British GQ. "I think there's a lot to be said for keeping your own counsel. You can't buy it back. You can't buy your privacy back. 'Ooh, I want to be alone....read more

Hewitt and Kardashian hate the homeless

Because homeless people only need to eat once a year (they're powered by the sun), Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Love Hewitt went down to the Los Angeles Mission to help serve Thanksgiving meals to the needy. And by sheer coincidence, there were some paparazzi there too wouldn't you know, blocking the food and volunteers while Kim and Jennifer modeled spoons. Those bums have had scurvy for a month, 5 more minutes isn't...read more

Kris Humphries called Kim Kardashian fat

Before we get to todays new story claiming Kris Humphries was mean to Kim Kardashian during their 72 day marriage, let's flash back to this story 4 days ago: "Kim was stunned by the amount of bad press and the public relations nightmare she has endured since deciding to file for divorce (so she'll) be using (her TV shows on E!) to rehab her image." The upcoming season will feature Kim Kardashian as the "victim" and...read more

Kris Humphries has a really good twitter

Wouldn't it be awesome if Kris Humphries not only had his real twitter but was also writing this identical looking fake one too. So he could talk shit about Kim Kardashian with impunity. Probably not the case though. God forbid these dullards ever do anything even remotely interesting. Nonetheless, here's a few highlights... - "@KimKardashian: I can't express how proud I am of Rob for getting to the semi-finals!" I...read more