Kim Kardashian got flour bombed

The best part about Kim Kardashian getting a bag of flour thrown on her last night while she walked the red carpet at a party for her new perfume was how completely in love with herself she looked right before it happened. She thinks she's fucking Evita, beloved by all, right at the exact moment when some crazy woman was fighting her way through the crowd and into my heart. Kim was at the London Hotel in West...read more

Jon Hamm > Kim Kardashian, part 2

Jon Hamm told Elle UK last week that Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton are "fucking idiots", and he did that because Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton are fucking idiots. Specifically, he said: "Whether it's Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated. Being a fucking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you're rewarded significantly." Once she heard abut this, and then...read more

There is Nothing Fake About This Kardashian Lingerie Ad

Let's pretend for a moment that it's not at all creepy for three sisters (even if one's only half-related) to pose seductively in lingerie together and take a look at the composition here. If you think there's nothing deceptive going on, let me clarify how a professional photographer goes about removing half of a person's mass from a picture. First, he sets up at least fifty yards away and racks until he's just barely...read more

Jon Hamm's Got No Love For These

Jon Hamm has joined the league of legitimate celebrities calling for the immediate death of all Kardashians which is no way a fictional group that I attempt to pray into existence daily. He did, however, say the exact same thing anyone with a functioning brain says about Kim. From 'Elle UK' via Huffpost Celebrity: Whether it's Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated. Being a...read more

damn you Kim Kardashian

People dislike Kim Kardashian for a wide variety of perfectly justified reasons, but she does have pretty brown hair and enormous tits, and when she went to Barrys Bootcamp in Sherman Oaks for a workout this morning, it seemed as though she wanted me to stare at her enormous tits. And so that's what I'm doing. What a dynamite team she and I make. (image source = fame/flynet)read more

are Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush back together

Miami Dolphins fans better hope this goes to hell quick because Reggie Bush just had the best season of his career, unlike the first time he and Kim Kardashian dated, when all he did was run into the back of his lineman and then fall down. Amid reports last weekend that Kim Kardashian reunited over lunch at the Beverly Hills Hotel with ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush, a source tells PEOPLE that the two are just friends – at...read more

Kim Kardashian is the picture of discretion

Kim Kardashian is hoping that she and her estranged husband Kris Humphries can have their divorce settled by a private mediator instead of in a courtroom, because, and this is a quote, "A public trial is the last thing that Kim wants … She wants the mediation to be private and confidential." Ok, now try and guess if Kris Humphries is in the mood to do favors for Kim Kardashian. "Kris Humphries is said to want his...read more

is this Khloe Kardashians' real dad (on the right)?

Fox cites a few sources today in suggesting that Khloe Kardashians real father is a man named Alex Roldan, who has been Kris Jenners hairdresser for over 30 years. Now, this would imply that a hairdresser with a salon in West Hollywood had sex with a woman, which seems unlikely, but he is over 6 feet tall, which might account for Khloes height, and her middle name is Alexandria, but more than anything there's a clip...read more

Opie and Anthony offer Kris Jenner 250K for Khloe proof

Despite the fact that we can look right at them, Kris Jenner still insists that her daughters Kim Kardashian (who looks like Princess Jasmine), Kourtney Kardashian (who looks like Princess Jasmine), and Khloe Kardashian (who looks like Bigfoot) all have the same father. It's actually kind of insulting. So today Opie and Anthony offered Kris $250,000 to prove it. All she has to do is arrange the DNA tests that prove...read more

my, what a fancy party

To be fair, maybe Lindsay Lohan didn't sneak into last nights Weinstein Company party, because it seems Kim Kardashian and the Hilton sisters were also there. How prestigious! Suffice to say no one should touch anything in that room until it's been boiled.read more

its Ricky Gervais Golden Globes monologue

Ricky Gervais hosted the Golden Globes for the third time last night, and for once people probably won't spend an entire week saying his monologue was too mean to all the big stars. There was one joke about how he doesn't know any guys who have seen Jodie Fosters ‘Beaver', but that's entirely her fault for naming her movie ‘the Beaver'. What the hell did she expect? Other than that his best line was probably...read more

Kim Kardashian really knows how to dress

The one thing you always here about Kim Kardashian is that her ass is small and easy to miss. Thankfully she finally figured out a way to accentuate that a little bit. (image source = splash)read more

Kim Kardashian isn't helping

Kim Kardashian has responded to the report that her sister Khloe may have a different father, saying that, "Robert Kardashian is WITHOUT A DOUBT Khloe's biological father, and anyone who suggests otherwise is completely full of crap." The family has been dealing with wild allegations about Khloe's biological dad for a while -- and even joked about it on their reality show -- but one family source is adamant, "She...read more

Kim Kardshian has been replaced by a dog

Kim Kardashian was the star of Skechers hugely expensive Superbowl commercial last year, but that was before her offensively transparent wedding and subsequent divorce and everyone realized what a greedy whore she is. So now Skechers is replacing her with a bulldog who wins a race against a pack of greyhounds. Not only is the bulldog cheaper, but the commercial will require less CGI than the one where they had to hide...read more

the Kardashians use slave labor and sweatshops

A human rights organization called China Labor Watch says the Kardashinas use what is essentially slave labor in rural Chinese factories to produce their clothing line. But what choice did they have? Private jets aren't free, you know. The sweatshop workers live in squalid factory-run dormitories filled with the stench of sewage while toiling up to 84 hours during 7-day work weeks to produce some of the goods that...read more