the Kardashians signed a $40,000,000 extension

Deadline is reporting today that the Kardashians (all 8 of them) have signed a three-year deal with E! for the 7th, 8th, and 9th seasons of ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians'. It also includes a first-look deal for other unscripted show ideas or concepts. I could have saved them a lot of money on that second part because here's every idea the Kardashians have ever and will ever have for a TV show: find the dumbest...

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Kim Kardashian wants to be mayor of Glendale

In a new clip from "Khloe and Lamar," Kim Kardashian says she wants to run for mayor of Glendale, but before you think this is yet another publicity stunt, she adds, "for real". Not "real" enough to know that Glendale doesn't have an elected mayor but whatever. The LA Times says... "I decided I'm going to run for the mayor of Glendale," Kardashian said, later clarifying that "it's going to be in, like, five years."...

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye might be dating. Again.

Back in December of 2010, there was a rumor that Kanye West and Kim Kardashian had been secretly dating and that he had even gotten her pregnant, though it was said that Kim wanted a relationship but Kanye didn't. Nothing ever came of it (perhaps because December 2010 is also when Kim met Kris Humphries for the first time and they were engaged 5 months later), but Kanye released a song yesterday called "Theraflu" and...

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Kris Humphries wants a public apology from Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian has received a ton of completely justified negative press since filing for divorce from Kris Humphries after a 72-day-marriage, so she's trying to wrap their divorce up as fast as possible. The problem is that Humphries won't sign the papers until she publicly apologizes and admits she only married him for publicity. Hahaha, checkmate, fatty! The NY Post says... Humphries is holding back on a divorce...

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Kim Kardashian got flour bombed

The best part about Kim Kardashian getting a bag of flour thrown on her last night while she walked the red carpet at a party for her new perfume was how completely in love with herself she looked right before it happened. She thinks she's fucking Evita, beloved by all, right at the exact moment when some crazy woman was fighting her way through the crowd and into my heart. Kim was at the London Hotel in West...

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Jon Hamm > Kim Kardashian, part 2

Jon Hamm told Elle UK last week that Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton are "fucking idiots", and he did that because Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton are fucking idiots. Specifically, he said: "Whether it's Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated. Being a fucking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you're rewarded significantly." Once she heard abut this, and then...

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There is Nothing Fake About This Kardashian Lingerie Ad

Let's pretend for a moment that it's not at all creepy for three sisters (even if one's only half-related) to pose seductively in lingerie together and take a look at the composition here. If you think there's nothing deceptive going on, let me clarify how a professional photographer goes about removing half of a person's mass from a picture. First, he sets up at least fifty yards away and racks until he's just barely...

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Jon Hamm's Got No Love For These

Jon Hamm has joined the league of legitimate celebrities calling for the immediate death of all Kardashians which is no way a fictional group that I attempt to pray into existence daily. He did, however, say the exact same thing anyone with a functioning brain says about Kim. From 'Elle UK' via Huffpost Celebrity: Whether it's Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated. Being a...

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damn you Kim Kardashian

People dislike Kim Kardashian for a wide variety of perfectly justified reasons, but she does have pretty brown hair and enormous tits, and when she went to Barrys Bootcamp in Sherman Oaks for a workout this morning, it seemed as though she wanted me to stare at her enormous tits. And so that's what I'm doing. What a dynamite team she and I make. (image source = fame/flynet) [gallery...

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are Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush back together

Miami Dolphins fans better hope this goes to hell quick because Reggie Bush just had the best season of his career, unlike the first time he and Kim Kardashian dated, when all he did was run into the back of his lineman and then fall down. Amid reports last weekend that Kim Kardashian reunited over lunch at the Beverly Hills Hotel with ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush, a source tells PEOPLE that the two are just friends – at...

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Kim Kardashian is the picture of discretion

Kim Kardashian is hoping that she and her estranged husband Kris Humphries can have their divorce settled by a private mediator instead of in a courtroom, because, and this is a quote, "A public trial is the last thing that Kim wants … She wants the mediation to be private and confidential." Ok, now try and guess if Kris Humphries is in the mood to do favors for Kim Kardashian. "Kris Humphries is said to want his...

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is this Khloe Kardashians' real dad (on the right)?

Fox cites a few sources today in suggesting that Khloe Kardashians real father is a man named Alex Roldan, who has been Kris Jenners hairdresser for over 30 years. Now, this would imply that a hairdresser with a salon in West Hollywood had sex with a woman, which seems unlikely, but he is over 6 feet tall, which might account for Khloes height, and her middle name is Alexandria, but more than anything there's a clip...

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Opie and Anthony offer Kris Jenner 250K for Khloe proof

Despite the fact that we can look right at them, Kris Jenner still insists that her daughters Kim Kardashian (who looks like Princess Jasmine), Kourtney Kardashian (who looks like Princess Jasmine), and Khloe Kardashian (who looks like Bigfoot) all have the same father. It's actually kind of insulting. So today Opie and Anthony offered Kris $250,000 to prove it. All she has to do is arrange the DNA tests that prove...

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my, what a fancy party

To be fair, maybe Lindsay Lohan didn't sneak into last nights Weinstein Company party, because it seems Kim Kardashian and the Hilton sisters were also there. How prestigious! Suffice to say no one should touch anything in that room until it's been boiled. [gallery id="7155"]

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its Ricky Gervais Golden Globes monologue

Ricky Gervais hosted the Golden Globes for the third time last night, and for once people probably won't spend an entire week saying his monologue was too mean to all the big stars. There was one joke about how he doesn't know any guys who have seen Jodie Fosters ‘Beaver', but that's entirely her fault for naming her movie ‘the Beaver'. What the hell did she expect? Other than that his best line was probably about...

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