Kim Kardashian And Blac Chyna Post Photos Of Themselves In Sports Bras After A Work Out To Instagram

By Lex January 06, 2014 @ 12:17 PM

Kim Kardashian And Blac Chyna Post Photos Of Themselves In Sports Bras After A Work Out To Instagram

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Kim Kardashian Almost Flashes Her Boob As She Gets Out Of A Car In Calabasas

By Lex January 06, 2014 @ 11:44 AM

Kim Kardashian Almost Flashes Her Boob As She Gets Out Of A Car In Calabasas

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Kardashian Baby Raises the Whorecrux for New Year’s

By Lex January 01, 2014 @ 12:28 PM

Kardashian hustler training begins early for the girls. The feel of precious stones in the palm of the hand during the infant years, the ability to determine the true pre-tax income of a suitor from just the taste of his bodily fluids, and, naturally, vomiting to keep trim. By the time she’s not allowed to go to kindergarten, North will be able to tell the cut, clarity, carart, and color of this stone with just a simple sniff. Convincing a drunk Kanye that her vagina was actually her ass was just step one for Kim Kardashian’s diabolical progeny plan. Now the real training begins. The whore grows strong in this one.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Go Skiing

By Lex December 31, 2013 @ 3:14 PM

Kim Kardashian Kanye West And Kourtney Kardashian Go Skiing In Deer Valley Park Utah
It’s time for the trees to give a little something back.

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Okay, Who Leaked the Kardashian Christmas Party Photos?

By Lex December 27, 2013 @ 2:53 PM

Kylie Jenner Posts Naughty Photo From The Kardashian Christmas Party To Instagram
With the Kardashians, it’s hard to tell what’s real and what’s faked for the cameras. I go with the rule that not a goddamn thing anybody in that family has done has been real since Robert hid the knife for Khloe’s bio dad. Nevertheless, they keep pumping out social media content like it’s non-fiction, including their family Christmas party with the theme of ‘naughty’. It’d be easy to suggest that the only time the Kardashians are the least bit real is when they’re being all slutty, but they can’t even do that honestly. Kris fucked up their chances to be decent self-hating tramps, in favor of self-aware moneymaking business girls. They’re about as sexually vibrant as the sore-ridden abuela in Tijuana giving sailors hummers while stirring the bean pot for her family’s dinner. Still, these photos make good recruitment tools for Al Qaeda. Death to the West.

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Klassy Bag, Kim Kardashian

By Travis December 27, 2013 @ 11:00 AM

In a move that was probably intended to mock regular idiot Americans who battled their way through crowded lines in packed malls and department stores yesterday, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian did some post-Christmas shopping in Los Angeles and didn’t seem to have any problems finding what they were looking for. Kim was also showing off the Hermes handbag that Kanye got her for Christmas, and you know it’s from him because he had artist George Condo hand paint a bunch of nude women that look like her family on the side.

That looks kind of like Kendall Jenner on the right, with Kim next to her, seemingly being mounted by Kourtney, and then Khloe just doing her thing on the left. To keep her happy, they probably told Kris Jenner that all four of the women are her.

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