It's Kim Kardashians first song (UPDATE)

Just a few days ago Kim Kardashian told everyone she was in the studio working on her first record, and now the first single has been leaked online. It would have taken longer but the song is a complete piece of shit, and so it didn't take a whole lot of time to make. It starts ok (it sounds like robots are fighting) and her voice is okay, but then I started batting a ball of paper back and forth like a kitten so...read more

Kim Kardashian is recording an album

If there was any doubt that literally anyone on earth can be turned into a huge pop star, Ke$ha should have eliminated it, so now Kim Kardashian is recording a record too. The Daily News says she's already in a studio working on an album with The Dream, the producer behind the Rihanna song "Umbrella" and the Beyoncé' song "Single Ladies". Clearly, if you have a big ass, The Dream is the producer you wanna hire.read more

Kim Kardashian took a step back for Halloween

Kim Kardashian tried on a few different costumes before finally settling on a Little Red Riding Hood one last night, and it's not that she didn't look great because she did, but last year she went as Princess Jasmine. And it as awesome. I love those pictures so much that before I opened them today, I shaved, put on a suit and tie and put all my girlfriends framed pictures in a drawer.read more

Kim Kardashians little sister is a cheerleader

Kendall Jenner, the half-sister of Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian, is a cheerleader for her high school in Pasadena, and the paparazzi were on hand for her big game Friday night. She's only 14, but as you can see she's already really tall, which is one of the reasons she was signed by the world famous Wilhelmina Modeling Agency. In fact she's 5'9". Some girls just develop real early. "That's why I always use...read more

Thursday afternoon headlines

KIM KARDASHIAN - was naked in silver paint earlier this week, and some UHQ scans have finally made it online. I wonder how they got the paint so deep into her ass, because, it is all the way in there. Did someone have to stand there and hold her ass apart? It's almost like this entire concept was thought up backwards, with the starting point being, "I want to rub Kim Kardashians ass for 30 minutes. How can I trick her...read more

Kim Kardashian naked, silver

Kim Kardashian got completely naked (NSFW pictures here) except for some silver paint for, I have no idea, some magazine (update - W magazine, apparently). Does it even matter. Hopefully it's for Halloween. This is easily the best robot costume I've ever seen.read more

Friday afternoon headlines

KIM KARDASHIAN - had a drink thrown on her in a bar in New York last night by the girlfriend of a guy who asked to take a picture with her. "That would be a good way to get free drinks," thought Lindsay Lohan when she heard the news. (LA Times) JOHNNY DEPP - surprised a little girl who wrote him a letter yesterday, and now there's video. But it turns out he's not as perfect as I thought he was. Turns out his parents...read more

Kim Kardashian won the dress wearing contest

Yikes. Pacific Coast says the dress Kim Kardashian wore this weekend is the same dress Khloe wore Wednesday night. Um... wow. They allegedly have both the same parents, but that seems impossible to believe. This is like that scene where they dressed up ET in Gerties clothes.read more

damn you Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian went to Nobu over the weekend with her giant sister Khloe (image not available) and some friends. In other words, no boyfriend. When she was dating Reggie Bush of the Saints, he won the Superbowl. Then they ended it and last week he broke his leg. After that she briefly dated Miles Austin of the Cowboys. They broke up and the Cowboys are 1-2. So does sex with Kim Kardashian give people super powers?...read more

Kim Kardashian is at Oktoberfest, part 2

Kim Kardashian is in Munich today for Oktoberfest, and as part of the celebration she put on a dirndl and wore her hair in long traditional braids. Although with her dark skin and big tits, she didn't exactly blend in. She looks more Gypsy than German. That's why I put these up. Zee Germans can be forgetful sometimes about where they put their Gypsies. And as we all know they also tried to kill Indiana Jones after he...read more

Kim Kardashian is at Oktoberfest

Kim Kardashian is in Germany for Oktoberfest this week, and today she posted this picture on twitter, and HOLY FUCK I LOVE PIGTAILS. Even ugly girls look cute with pigtails. A hot girl with big tits and pigtails is too good to be true. If I were a king 2,000 years ago, this is what our god would have looked like. Today there would be statues of her in museums. Does anyone reading this know anything about German law?...read more

Kim Kardashian is mad at Playboy

Playboy has released 7 new pictures from Kim Kardashians famous 2007 pictorial (people are saying it's 25, but it's 7. The other ones aren't new. Don't worry about... look, do we have to humiliate me every single day, just take my word on it), which she now says she regrets ever having taken. She tells Harpers Bazaar (via the Huffington Post)... "I'm sorry I did Playboy. I was uncomfortable," she remembers, though at...read more

Lindsay Lohan is banned from her own movies now

Kim Kardashian was on the Tonight Show earlier this week, and Leno asked her why she never got into trouble like Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. I don't know what she said, I didn't see it, but they talk about it on Us.com if you care. He might not have even mentioned Lindsay to be honest. But Kim looked really hot last night, and by weaving her into unrelated stories, we can all sit back and enjoy it. But this is...read more

Friday morning headlines

MIRANDA KERR - has confirmed the rumor that she's pregnant. (popeater) * don't I know it, heh-heh-heh * WYCLEF JEAN - is not on the list of candidates for Haitis presidential election, perhaps because he did not meet residency requirements (he was born in Haiti but left when he was 9 and grew up in New York). It's Haitis loss. What if they need a mixtape, where will they find the freshest new beats? Not in the...read more

it's kim kardashian in a bikini. as if you couldn't tell.

Kim and Kourtney Kardashian were on the beach in Miami this weekend, and it was an outrage because both these bitches keep tricking me into thinking they're hot. I sure as hell forgot how big Kims ass is. She could fall off a 5 story building and just bounce around on that thing like tigger. (source = splash news online)read more