suck it in Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian walked around Miami today in a shirt so short and a skirt so tight that it pushed her fat out as if she were a stress ball, which is maybe not the kind of thing you should wear if you're a mean selfish bitch that people are just aching to make fun of. ... read more

Kim Kardashian took pictures at the Marine Corps Ball, then left

Some people were impressed when Kim Kardashian agreed to go with Sgt. Martin Gardner as his date to the 10th annual Marine Corps Ball in North Carolina last night, but those people are idiots because (unlike when Mila Kunis went) it was a completely selfish act for... read more

Kim Kardashian is husky Catwoman, Kanye is Alpine Batman

In the comics and movies, Catwoman is basically a gymnast who knows how to kick and punch people and she sneaks around stealing stuff in the sexiest way possible. At Kim Kardashians Halloween party in Miami last night, Catwoman was a 200 pound lump whose only superpower... read more

Kim Kardashian is see-through, full figured

Kim Kardashians big square ass was on full display yesterday when she wore a see-through skirt to go to dinner with Kanye west in Miami yesterday. There should be a law that makes people like Winona Ryder and Lindsay Lohan wear see-through clothes everywhere, all the... read more

Kanye and Kim are "cooling off"

It's only a matter of time before Kanye West gets tired of Kim Kardasahian, because Kim Kardashian sucks, but is it happening already? "Um. Maybe," says Page Six. While Kim is in Miami to film her family reality show, Kanye has been living it up at Paris fashion week,... read more

Kim Kardashian is too fat for her dress, part 2

First of all, holy shit look at the way Kris Jenner is leaning into Kim, practically pushing her back to make sure she's in every picture. Kris Jenner is fucking insane. Anyway. For the second time in three months (flashback!), Kim Kardashian has had the zipper running... read more

Kim spent some quiet time with Kourtney, the media

The photo agency says that Kim and Kourtney Kardashian went to the beach in Miami today "for some sisterly bonding", which of course means in full hair and makeup in front of a camera and film crew. Kims tits looked great of course (god help me I love girls with big... read more

this (or Kim Kardashian) is the girl in Kanyes sex tape

There are so many conflicting reports about the Kanye West sex tape that it's hard to even keep up, especially since I don't want to keep up because I'd rather picture my grandparents having sex than Kanye and various fat girls. But, for example... STORY: Kanye and Kim... read more

Kim Kardashian is practically a cancer survivor

For the most part, the UK is blissfully unaware of Kim Kardashian, and obviously she can't stand idly by while that happens so she's in the new issue of Nuts magazine (pictured) and has an interview with the Guardian. If the goal was for people to know the real Kim... read more

Kanye agrees: Kim is only famous for her sex tape

Kanye Wests album ‘Cruel Summer' won't be released until September 18, but a copy of the song ‘Clique' has been leaked, and some people say the line, "Eat breakfast at Gucci. My girl a superstar all from a home movie," is a reference to Kim Kardashian and her sex tape.... read more

Kim Kardashian can't get a star on the Walk of Fame

As mentioned earlier, it's unthinkably easy to get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. There's 2,476 of them. Magic Johnson and Muhammad Ali are on there and they don't even have anything to do with Hollywood. Big Bird and Kermit the Frog both have two. They give the... read more

Kim Kardashian had a 3way with a male porn star

Julian St. Jox, who has been in 1286 porn movies, including 'Junk N Da Trunk 13' and 'Bootylicious 45: Lose A Ho, Gain A Ho', tells Star that he had a three-way in 2001 with Kim Kardashian, who was 20 at the time, and another girl at a swingers party in Culver City.... read more