Kim Kardashian Gets Bloody Money Shot

If this were a fill in the blanket contest and you heard, 'Kim Kardashian just got sprayed in the face with _________', the word 'blood' probably wouldn't come to mind. It came up number seven on my own list, well after jizz, Khloe shat, kumquat juice, AstroGlide, small... read more

Is It Time to Send Kim to the Squeezing Room Yet?

Filled with her bastard baby, the future fatty and soon forgotten Kim Kardashian has been shaking off rumors that she plans to sell off her future baby conceived through sweaty butt sex with Kanye West (a double miracle of conception as it was Kim who was plugging Kanye... read more

Kim Kardashian Sex Tape Almost Lost in Fire

According to Steve Hirsch, the guy who runs Vivid, which own the rights to the Kim K Superstar sex tape featuring Kim Kardashian when she was young and less smart about getting paid upfront for sex, there was a fire in his office over the weekend and the safe containing... read more

Kim Kardashian Had Sex On Camera. Again.

"If it ain't broke, don't fix it." - Kris Jenner, applying lube to Kanye [gallery ids="1223422,1223192,1223142,1223072,1223092,1223032,1223122,1223052,1223062,1223112,1223182,1223172,1223162,1223152,1223132,1223102,1223082,1223042,1223022,1223012"] Image Source - Splash... read more

Kim Kardashian looks different somehow

Kim Kardashian took a well deserved break from shopping in front of the paparazzi to go shopping in front of the paparazzi yesterday. She lives her life with such a noble simplicity and sedate grandeur, I bet Keats wishes he was still alive so she could be his muse.... read more

Kris Jenner used to beat Kim Kardashian

In handwritten diaries by the late Robert Kardashian, father of at least Kim and Kourtney Kardashian, he wrote that his ex wife Kris Jenner would physically abuse and threaten her children, which in hindsight really does seem like something Kris Jenner would do. In the... read more

Kim Kardashian is working out to not gain weight while pregnant.

Kim Kardashian has been eating for two lately, which is a statement that could have been made at any point during the past 5 years. But now she's actually pregnant, and eating even more than usual, then working out really hard so she doesn't gain weight because she... read more

Kim Kardashian wont sell pictures of her baby (except for more money)

It was very much out of character when Kim Kardashian reportedly turned down 3 million dollars for the first pictures of the baby she's having with Kanye West, but very much in character now that it seems she did so because she's holding out for more money. ...the longer... read more

suck it in Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian walked around Miami today in a shirt so short and a skirt so tight that it pushed her fat out as if she were a stress ball, which is maybe not the kind of thing you should wear if you're a mean selfish bitch that people are just aching to make fun of. ... read more

Kim Kardashian took pictures at the Marine Corps Ball, then left

Some people were impressed when Kim Kardashian agreed to go with Sgt. Martin Gardner as his date to the 10th annual Marine Corps Ball in North Carolina last night, but those people are idiots because (unlike when Mila Kunis went) it was a completely selfish act for... read more

Kim Kardashian is husky Catwoman, Kanye is Alpine Batman

In the comics and movies, Catwoman is basically a gymnast who knows how to kick and punch people and she sneaks around stealing stuff in the sexiest way possible. At Kim Kardashians Halloween party in Miami last night, Catwoman was a 200 pound lump whose only superpower... read more

Kim Kardashian is see-through, full figured

Kim Kardashians big square ass was on full display yesterday when she wore a see-through skirt to go to dinner with Kanye west in Miami yesterday. There should be a law that makes people like Winona Ryder and Lindsay Lohan wear see-through clothes everywhere, all the... read more