Kim spent some quiet time with Kourtney, the media

The photo agency says that Kim and Kourtney Kardashian went to the beach in Miami today "for some sisterly bonding", which of course means in full hair and makeup in front of a camera and film crew. Kims tits looked great of course (god help me I love girls with big... read more

this (or Kim Kardashian) is the girl in Kanyes sex tape

There are so many conflicting reports about the Kanye West sex tape that it's hard to even keep up, especially since I don't want to keep up because I'd rather picture my grandparents having sex than Kanye and various fat girls. But, for example... STORY: Kanye and Kim... read more

Kim Kardashian is practically a cancer survivor

For the most part, the UK is blissfully unaware of Kim Kardashian, and obviously she can't stand idly by while that happens so she's in the new issue of Nuts magazine (pictured) and has an interview with the Guardian. If the goal was for people to know the real Kim... read more

Kanye agrees: Kim is only famous for her sex tape

Kanye Wests album ‘Cruel Summer' won't be released until September 18, but a copy of the song ‘Clique' has been leaked, and some people say the line, "Eat breakfast at Gucci. My girl a superstar all from a home movie," is a reference to Kim Kardashian and her sex tape.... read more

Kim Kardashian can't get a star on the Walk of Fame

As mentioned earlier, it's unthinkably easy to get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. There's 2,476 of them. Magic Johnson and Muhammad Ali are on there and they don't even have anything to do with Hollywood. Big Bird and Kermit the Frog both have two. They give the... read more

Kim Kardashian had a 3way with a male porn star

Julian St. Jox, who has been in 1286 porn movies, including 'Junk N Da Trunk 13' and 'Bootylicious 45: Lose A Ho, Gain A Ho', tells Star that he had a three-way in 2001 with Kim Kardashian, who was 20 at the time, and another girl at a swingers party in Culver City.... read more

Kris Jenner is not dead. Unfortunately.

Apparently there was a rumor on Twitter last night that Kris Jenner had died, and the entire world was dancing and celebrating like at the end of ‘Return of the Jedi', but then Kim Kardashian had to butt in and ruin everything. "The awkward moment when ‘RIP Kris Jenner'... read more

50 Cent on Kanye and Kim Kardashian: "One mans trash..."

Taken out of context, it may have sounded like an insult when XXL asked 50 Cent about Kanye West and Kim Kardashian and 50 referred to Kim as "trash", but when you read it in context... XXL: "Kanye took to his Twitter to announce that he wrote the song "Perfect Bitch"... read more

Kim Kardashian has stopped using birth control

In the most definitive sign yet that Kim Kardashian really does want to settle down and start a family with Kanye West (or at least it would be if this were true), InTouch says they've been looking at house together and she's "quit her birth control". Though technically,... read more

Kris Jenner sold Kim Kardashians sex tape

It's hard to believe that a mother would contact a porn producer to sell a home video of her own daughter having sex, until you realize that the mother is Kris Jenner and the daughter is Kim Kardashian. Then it's not hard to believe at all, because that's absolutely... read more

Kim Kardashian has an underwater camera

Kim Kardashian spent some more time on twitter this weekend posting pictures of herself in a bikini, some of which were taken underwater and in artistic black and white. Looking at these, why it's like we're in some fancy museum, and Kim is an beautiful and enchanting... read more

surely this must have been photoshopped

Kim Kardashian posted these bikini pictures on instagram last night with the captions "pool time", which seems likely, and "#nofilter #nophotoshop", which seems impossible. You mean to tell me this dark picture where the subject is at a 45 degree angle isn't from some... read more