Kim Kardashian is pregnant, and Kanye West is the father

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have never officially dated, but they have been friends for a long time, and that's why Kanye filmed some scenes for her TV show in October (pics above and below). And so how did Kim show her gratitude? Umm, well. Media Take Out says... (We) spoke with a person VERY CLOSE to Kim Kardashian this morning. And according to them, Kim is PREGNANT!! "Kim has been seeing Kanye off and on for...read more

Kim Kardashian dropped something

Brace yourself for a white knuckle ride on a wave of adrenaline, because not only did Kim Kardashian get a pedicure in Beverly Hills today, but when leaving, she dropped something! And then, she picked it up! Oohh this website just doesn't let up some days. My heart can't much more excitement! (source = splash news online)read more

Kim Kardashian was teased because of her boobs

The assumption is that people who are uncommonly attractive and sexy have it easier in life, and of course that assumption is correct. It's wonderful. They don't even make me pay taxes. But Kim Kardashian says it wasn't always so easy on her, and she used to actually hate that her boobs were so big (like in the picture, full size here, when she was, ahem... 14). She tells Popeater... Kourtney used to torture me and...read more

Kim Kardashian is canceling her debit card

Just about 3 weeks ago, Kim Kardashian was hosting a fancy party in New York to announce the Kardashian Mastercard, a pre-paid debit card that she hoped would teach todays young people about managing their money. But then nerds who were probably ugly or flat chested and jealous of Kim starting claiming the card is loaded with hidden fees. CNN Money says... While regular bank debit cards are typically free and don't...read more

Kim Kardashian is a good model

Kim Kardashian went on her website today and posted new pics from her swimwear line, including the one on the headline (full size here), and wrote... My Divinity Collection was inspired by Jane Fonda in the movie Barbarella, where she plays a super-sci-fi-sexy Queen of the Galaxy! I feel silly because I thought it was just a white bikini. I didn't know about the theme. They should have a bikini with pterodactyls and...read more

finally. a Kim Kardashian mastercard.

Credit and debit cards have become a staple of everyday life, but I've always wanted one that I could also jack off to. Well now somebody has made my dream a reality! The New York Post says... Kim Kardashian (will) be at a party tomorrow to promote the launch of a prepaid credit card for children ... the Kardashian Prepaid MasterCards are being marketed as helping parents keep their kids safe by allowing them to...read more

It's Kim Kardashians first song (UPDATE)

Just a few days ago Kim Kardashian told everyone she was in the studio working on her first record, and now the first single has been leaked online. It would have taken longer but the song is a complete piece of shit, and so it didn't take a whole lot of time to make. It starts ok (it sounds like robots are fighting) and her voice is okay, but then I started batting a ball of paper back and forth like a kitten so...read more

Kim Kardashian is recording an album

If there was any doubt that literally anyone on earth can be turned into a huge pop star, Ke$ha should have eliminated it, so now Kim Kardashian is recording a record too. The Daily News says she's already in a studio working on an album with The Dream, the producer behind the Rihanna song "Umbrella" and the Beyoncé' song "Single Ladies". Clearly, if you have a big ass, The Dream is the producer you wanna hire.read more

Kim Kardashian took a step back for Halloween

Kim Kardashian tried on a few different costumes before finally settling on a Little Red Riding Hood one last night, and it's not that she didn't look great because she did, but last year she went as Princess Jasmine. And it as awesome. I love those pictures so much that before I opened them today, I shaved, put on a suit and tie and put all my girlfriends framed pictures in a drawer.read more

Kim Kardashians little sister is a cheerleader

Kendall Jenner, the half-sister of Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian, is a cheerleader for her high school in Pasadena, and the paparazzi were on hand for her big game Friday night. She's only 14, but as you can see she's already really tall, which is one of the reasons she was signed by the world famous Wilhelmina Modeling Agency. In fact she's 5'9". Some girls just develop real early. "That's why I always use...read more

Thursday afternoon headlines

KIM KARDASHIAN - was naked in silver paint earlier this week, and some UHQ scans have finally made it online. I wonder how they got the paint so deep into her ass, because, it is all the way in there. Did someone have to stand there and hold her ass apart? It's almost like this entire concept was thought up backwards, with the starting point being, "I want to rub Kim Kardashians ass for 30 minutes. How can I trick her...read more

Kim Kardashian naked, silver

Kim Kardashian got completely naked (NSFW pictures here) except for some silver paint for, I have no idea, some magazine (update - W magazine, apparently). Does it even matter. Hopefully it's for Halloween. This is easily the best robot costume I've ever seen.read more

Friday afternoon headlines

KIM KARDASHIAN - had a drink thrown on her in a bar in New York last night by the girlfriend of a guy who asked to take a picture with her. "That would be a good way to get free drinks," thought Lindsay Lohan when she heard the news. (LA Times) JOHNNY DEPP - surprised a little girl who wrote him a letter yesterday, and now there's video. But it turns out he's not as perfect as I thought he was. Turns out his parents...read more

Kim Kardashian won the dress wearing contest

Yikes. Pacific Coast says the dress Kim Kardashian wore this weekend is the same dress Khloe wore Wednesday night. Um... wow. They allegedly have both the same parents, but that seems impossible to believe. This is like that scene where they dressed up ET in Gerties clothes.read more

damn you Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian went to Nobu over the weekend with her giant sister Khloe (image not available) and some friends. In other words, no boyfriend. When she was dating Reggie Bush of the Saints, he won the Superbowl. Then they ended it and last week he broke his leg. After that she briefly dated Miles Austin of the Cowboys. They broke up and the Cowboys are 1-2. So does sex with Kim Kardashian give people super powers?...read more