Helen Mirren Applauds Kim Kardashian

Dame Helen Mirren effusively praised groundbreaking female entertainers of the past thirty years who have given the middle finger to authority. She noted Pretenders front woman Chrissie Hynde, Joan Jett, Bonnie Raitt, and Pussy Riot as invaluable members of the club of... read more

Kim Kardashian Sues Man For Being a Publicity Whore

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are preparing a legal suit against that bodyguard from the Met Gala who was fired on the spot by West for personally conversing with his porn star wife pre-event. Steve Stanilus took his pink slip and made forthwith to the Daily Mail for a... read more

Kim Kardashian Has an Answer For Everything

You thought Kim Kardashian shared photos of her tits and tongue because she's an attention machine whose brand of feminism calls for commercializing her gross level fuckability. You're only mostly right. Kardashian posted a ton of black and white late night Cinemax... read more

Kardashians Warming Up to Rob's Whore

Overtures of peace are being made between the Kardashians and Still Fat Rob's stripper fiancee, Blac Chyna. Pick your battles. There's an ass and tit implanted whore at the gate. Let her in or cover her in cauldrons of stewing feces. Kris Jenner is already ten moves... read more

Battle Gunt Sisters Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner

The Kardashians may be the first set of public figures who can receive a gynecological exam on the fly. Super tight stretch pants yanked up over artificially inflated fuck areas provide a view of the pubis formerly the realm of obese homeless in cut off sweat pants.... read more

Kim Kardashian Insertion Time

Following her second fake marriage blowback, somebody on the Kim Kardashian publicity team decided Kardashian should fly into the middle of trending tragedies like an angel with a gaping rectum. It started with her two hour selfie drop into Haiti after the earthquake.... read more

Kim Kardashian Geo-Political Porn Star

Azerbaijan is in that region of Eurasia that no one really knows or gives a shit about unless they're bauxitespeculators. Borders change weekly, corrupt mustachioed officials scream at each other in non-HD video clips, and the West cares only if there's a possible... read more

Kanye Buys the Gay Away

Australian ArtistScott Marsh painted a building-side mural of an Internet meme that depicts rapper Kanye West kissing himself. The second Kanye in the painting has Kim Kardashian's body though not necessarily the same STDs. West's people reportedly reached out to Marsh... read more

Kim Kardashian Feminist Icon

Kim Kardashian continues to carry around a jacket with her face on the back and continues to send flowers to celebrity chicks online pretending her nude selfies are a feminist clarion call. Her latest defender is the surgically un-enhanced Ariel Winter who's smaller tits... read more

Kim Kardashian Fights Nudity Shaming With More Nudity

Kim Kardasian's social media writers posting as Kim Kardashian took on the great names in Twitter battles like Piers Morgan, Bette Midler, and Chloe Moretz who had criticized Kardashianfor posting a censored nude photo of herself on Twitter the day before. They expected... read more

Kim Kardashian Tit Taping

Kim Kardashian has lectured at colleges, orated at graduations, and been featured as a guest speaker at women in business panels. The contrivancesall a cover for her big secret. She's a fucking idiot. Anidiot making a fortune on her new pay site dispensing advice to even... read more