Kardashian Nipples Take Manhattan

Combine the archetypal male fantasy of midget whores with giant potato head babies crowning through rapper creampied vaginas and you have my attention. Magic like this doesn't happen in a vacuum. There are teams of assistants providing hair and wardrobe and STD blister... read more

Yeezy Ass-Gate Is Over

If you're ever in battle with Kanye West, go forthwith to the anal play charges. Chink in armor noted, rapping Smaug. The master of ego-centric promotion and legend in his own time mythology folded like a very gay deck of cards in his battle with Wiz Khalifia and by... read more

Amber Rose And Kim K Have A Slut Summit And Shit Around The Web

Amber Rose and Kim Kardashian had a clandestine meeting of women who've fingered Kanye's butthole to settle the fight between the two. Amber and Kanye got into a big Twitter war over some bullshit with Wiz Khalifa. I'm sure it was a real meeting of the minds. They even... read more

Kanye Names His Kid Saint And Shit Around The Web

As expected, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian gave their latest vagina troll an equally stupid name as North West. They named the future celebutard Saint West, which is stupid because everyone knows that's a girl's name. Read more about the second coming of Yeezus. (TMZ)... read more

Kim Kardashian See Through to the Chops

It's unclear if Kim Kardashian is using her hand to be demure, or to prop up the heavy head of her ass baby. This is the danger in having yes-men running your wardrobe team. You need at least one courageous gay dude to stand up and say, I can see your fucking fetus in... read more

Kim Kardashian Invited Strangers to Hang Out

Decipheringa Kardashian public relations event takes several layers of investigation, followed by an antibiotic cycle and a six molar bleach bath. According to their press release, Kim Kardashian flew inevery single "fan"she follows on social media to her birthday... read more

Kardashian Love Saves Lammy

The good news, you're alive. The bad news, you're still married to Khloe Kardashian and she's gnawing the dried remains of hooker girl juice off your right thigh. Lamar Odom regained consciousness in his Vegas hospital thanks to the adrenaline needle Kris Jenner plunged... read more

Kim Kardashian Topless Tittery Now on Sale

There's two ways to look at the Kardashians. One is drunk and fapping to their squat fat naked whorish frames. That's my usual. The second is to admire their sheer brassy money making balls tucked deep enough into their collective bank account that you have to call them... read more

Miley Cyrus Topless On Facetime

Miley Cyrus is overachieving. Like Rudy, if everybody agreed they would fuck Rudy if nobody else would ever find out. She can't sing, but she's a multi-platinum recording artist. She's not sexy, but she's become the go-to girl on sexuality. Her tits wouldn't make first... read more

Kim Kardashian Still Naked, Finally Punished

Kim Kardashian has been shilling some morning sickness pill in her vapid social media posts, leading the Food and Drug Administration to step in and tell her to stop doing it and also you're spreading a new strain of syphilis to ISIS. It's called the Geneva Convention.... read more

Kim Kardashian Pregnant, Naked, Alone

Kim Kardashian responded to imaginary critics of her pregnant body by posting naked photos of herself. It's reflexive. The last time her mechanic told her she needed an oil change, she fucked seven guys at three different Jiffy Lubes. Jaime King cried and threatened to... read more

Kim Kardashian Bursting With Pride

Kim Kardashian is pregnant with another person whose life expectancy is 37. You can only be a shitty moron once removed. Plus they're developing new pills. Apparently when you get pregnant your tits get really big and swollen which in no way compensates for your... read more