Yesterday, Sonja Norwood, the mother of Brandy and Ray J, filed a lawsuit against Kim Kardashian, claiming Kardashian charged over 120,000 dollars to Sonjas American Express card back in 2006 and 2007.  TMZ said:

Back when Kim K was a stylist (and working for Sonja), she was given permission to use Sonja's American Express card to make "one (and only one)" purchase on behalf of Sonja.
According to the suit, Kim allegedly gave the card to other members of her family — Khloe, Kourtney and Robert Jr. The suit claims in 2006, the Ks racked up $62,793.83 in unauthorized charges. And, in 2007, they blew another $57,841.82. The total: $120,635.65!
And get this for audacity: the suit claims the Kardashians charged thousands of dollars in their own stores, Dash and Smooch.

And now, the thrilling conclusion!  (editors note - not a thrilling conclusion)

"The charges against the Kardashians are meritless," Kim's rep tells OK!. "Both Kim and Khloe were employed by the Norwoods and never used their credit cards without their express authorization. The Kardashian family looks forward to proving the absurdity of these claims in a court of law."

Keep in mind it was Ray J's penis starring as the character "Penis Inside Of Mouth" in Kims sex tape.  So why Kim was working for Sonja while fucking her son is a bit perplexing.  Also seems weird that you could charge 120 grand without someone noticing.  Wouldn’t Sonja just file charges if that were true?  Ray J probably spent that shit on Kim to impress her, then blamed her when his mom freaked.  Also confusing is how Kim Kardashian was ever a stylist.  She owns this dress in 40 different colors, and that's pretty much it.  There's a legend that says she owns a different dress, but so far it remains only that, a beautiful and inspiring legend.

You probably shouldn't wear animal prints when you look like a goat, I don't care how big and distracting your boobs are. Okay, I actually very much do care how big and distracting your boobs are, but that's not the point.  You also shouldn't dress like an animal if you're swimming in the ocean.  Unless you're bait for some kind of monster trap.  And the tassels on the side are a disaster too.  All they do is accentuate your hips, which is maybe not the best idea in the world if you’re Kim Kardashian.  All in all, you need to back to Swimsuit Buying School, big ass.

Page Six says today that police are having a hard time believing Kim Kardashians claim that she had 50,000 dollars worth of jewelry stolen from her purse while posing for pictures inside JFK airport in New York.  Which in my mind smacks of discrimination.  Just because you're a lying whore doesn't mean oh ok never mind.

The sex tape vixen and reality TV star supposedly lost her diamonds, a Cartier watch, digital camera and her laptop on Nov. 8, but law enforcement officials suspect it's a publicity stunt. Neither Port Authority cops, the NYPD nor the Queens district attorney has any report of a theft. Kardashian's reps didn't return calls.

The early reports said Kim's people were investigating on their own.  They don't need some pencil pushing cops because the crack team around Kim Kardashian was gonna settle the score on this one.  Which is awesome because Kim Kardashian is a fucking retard, and retards are funny.  I will bet you a thousand dollars she would end up dressed as a giant piece of fruit at some point.  Or Abe Lincoln.

Kim Kardashian is claiming that she had 50,000 dollars worth of jewelry stolen from her purse while she was stopped for autographs at JFK airport in New York.  TMZ says:

(Kim and her sister Kourtney) walked into a terminal at JFK and were approached by fans and paparazzi, including several Delta employees. A source says that when several Delta employees asked for autographs and photos with her, items were somehow lifted from her bags. The items include $50,000 worth of diamond jewelry, a Cartier watch, and Kim's laptop and digital camera — contents unknown!
The airline offered only baggage information claim tickets, which have a number and name written in black marker. Kim's reps are looking into the possibility that she was set up by employees working for the airline.

Have you ever seen a phrase that gave you less confidence than, "Kims reps are looking into it".  Kim Kardashian is gonna crack the case, huh?  Is that what's gonna happen?  Or is she gonna get high and bang some black guy with cornrows?   I have no idea how, but if Kim Kardashian ever told me she was going outside to investigate something, I would fully expect to open the door two minutes later to see Kim sealed up inside a sleeping bag, hopping up the driveway and screaming for help and being chased by raccoons.



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Good luck finding anything ever more creepy than this.  It's a clip from Kim Kardashians E! show and it shows her directing a photoshoot starring her mom, designed to give mom an idea of what Kim did for Playboy.  That means Kim convincing her mom to pose naked with her legs spread and adjusting her moms tits.  Everyone there is pretending this is sexy.  Everyone there must be high on meth.  This is optically offensive.  I could sooner jack off to a shark attack video than this.