I WONDER how she managed to squeeze her fat ass into that costume.

Because of that smart ass judge with the god complex, I’m not actually supposed to have pictures like this on my hard drive anymore, but today Kim Kardashian posted a picture (full size here) of her in a bikini at around age 14, for the vague purpose of disproving some rumor that no one has ever heard.  Kim says…

I believe I have answered this question before but here I go again…
I HAVE NOT EVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY!!!
I am definitely not against it at all, but haven’t yet had it! Personally, lip injections are the thing I would never do—even if I didn’t have full lips.
I think lip injections look very fake and bad and I wouldn’t want to kiss anyone with stuff in their lips—so I wouldn’t do it to myself.
This is a picture of me when I was about 14 years old in a bikini. I hope after seeing this you guys will never ask me a plastic surgery question again! I have had a size C since I was 11 years old! So one day I will definitely get a lift, but I am waiting until after I have kids. Until then I rely on a great supportive bra! LOL!

Celebrities do this from time to time.  I suppose people have said Kim has had plastic surgery, but it wasn’t some stigma she had to battle to earn credibility, because no one really cared either way.  Please remember, Kim Kardashain doesn't actually do anything.  So more often than not it just turns into this.  A celebrity pretends they want to prove a point, but it just comes off as bragging.  In this case because Kim was hot at 14.  She might as well have said, I'm sick of these rumors that my luscious titties are made of chocolate, so today I'm gonna have some of my sexy girlfriends lick them up and down, to prove they don't melt.

Despite 25 years of photographic and video evidence, Kim Kardashian is not fat, and in fact has a tiny little body.  This is proven today by a post Kim made on her website, saying…

I have a tiny waist, which is smaller than a size 27 so i always need to have the waist tailored.I also wear stretch jeans, because my booty just gets flattened in any jean that has no stretch and just doesn't fit into non stretch jeans. I usually wear Serfonatine or JBrand, those fit the best! In those certain brands, on a good day I even fit into a size 26! I am a lot smaller than I look in pictures or on TV and that's the first thing people say when they meet me! When I first started doing photo shoots, stylists would bring me a size 6 or 8, and they had to come back with 2's and 4's. I am only 117 lbs!

To prove she’s a size 27, Kim has a video up today where she tries on three pairs of jeans; all marked either a 26 or a 27.  This is her proof.  Then she posted even more video evidence, this time proving that the T Rex could be anywhere, with the fences down it can wander in and out of any paddock it likes.  

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If you’re like me (*), every time you hear Kim Kardashinas monotonous droning on TV, you think, wow, I sure would like to hear her sing.  Oh hey good news.

The reality star told Hyla on the Yo on E! satellite radio show Wednesday that she would like to try her hand at singing: "I would be down, if it was something fun. I love music, so it would just have to be the right thing."
If and when she pursues this, Kim has an all-star list of performers with whom she'd like to collaborate…
"I'd say a little bit Michael Jackson in there. I would love to work with, like, Timbaland as a producer and maybe Justin Timberlake."

Timbaland and Justin Timberlake?  Whatever fatass.  The only person she needs to be meeting with is Jenny Craig.  I'm not positive what the fuck means but it sounded like a joke.

Kim Kardashian slashed her foot open on a glass coffee table and was rushed to the hospital last night in New York.  TMZ says…

No word on how many stitches she needed, but a source tells TMZ there was "so much blood, it looked like a murder scene. (*)"

TMZ goes on to say the accident may jeopardize Kim’s place on this seasons "Dancing With The Stars".  But let's hope not.  Seeing Kim make it on broadcast television would be a ray of hope to little girls everywhere.  At least little girls whose plans include fucking black guys on tape and then releasing it to the public so they can be famous.

(* note – maybe not the greatest analogy if you’re talking about Kim Kardashian, who was rich because her dad was OJs defense lawyer after he chopped off his wifes head.)



Kim Kardashian tells Radar magazine that she’s trying to lose weight, specifically in her ass, because she’s tired of it being the center of attention.  Kim says…

"I love that I'm curvy, but I'm on this major kick to try and lose weight, especially in my butt.  I'm just so over it! When you're posing on the red carpet and the paparazzi shout, 'Turn around! Turn around!' — it gets a little offensive."

Bitch you look like a goat, of course dudes are telling you to turn around.  And don’t think for a second anyone believes that this only happens on the red carpet.  That ass is the only reason you're famous.  You should probably just keep quiet and be grateful Reggie Bush doesn’t make you walk on your hands.

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