By brendon September 02, 2010 @ 1:55 PM
Kim Kardashian was on the Tonight Show earlier this week, and Leno asked her why she never got into trouble like Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan.
I don’t know what she said, I didn’t see it, but they talk about it on Us.com if you care. He might not have even mentioned Lindsay to be honest. But Kim looked really hot last night, and by weaving her into unrelated stories, we can all sit back and enjoy it.
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By brendon August 20, 2010 @ 11:08 AM
MIRANDA KERR – has confirmed the rumor that she’s pregnant. (popeater)
* don’t I know it, heh-heh-heh *
WYCLEF JEAN – is not on the list of candidates for Haitis presidential election, perhaps because he did not meet residency requirements (he was born in Haiti but left when he was 9 and grew up in New York). It’s Haitis loss. What if they need a mixtape, where will they find the freshest new beats? Not in the Presidential palace, I can tell you that. (nydn)
PARIS HILTON – Threw a hissyfit at a party in Vegas because Kim Kardashian (whose first hint of fame came when Paris would bring her to red carpet events) was flown in on a private jet, while Paris had to pay her own way. She was also jealous bc Kim is way more popular now, and has more high profile boyfriends. Turns out guys don’t like it when your vagina secretes a deadly toxin. Surprising but true! (us)
KIM KARDASHIAN – was at the Season 5 premiere of ‘Keeping up with the Kardashians’ last night, and to class things up they also invited whoever the hell Josie Stevens is. She wore a dress that hugged her unique shape and a little pilots cap, probably bc she had to fly right back home to Whore Island. (splash, wenn)
By brendon July 19, 2010 @ 11:24 PM
Kim and Kourtney Kardashian were on the beach in Miami this weekend, and it was an outrage because both these bitches keep tricking me into thinking they’re hot. I sure as hell forgot how big Kims ass is. She could fall off a 5 story building and just bounce around on that thing like tigger.
(source = splash news online)
Kim Kardashian was honored (and I use that word in the loosest possible sense) earlier today in New York with a wax sculpture at Madame Tussauds, and you’re gonna find this hard to believe but that’s it on the right.
As you can see it looks nothing like her, and not just because they didn’t place it within arms reach of a black mans penis. It looks more like a description of Kim Kardashian, as told by someone who doesn’t know who she is but has heard some stuff about her.
(image source = getty and inf daily)
Kim Kardashian of course used to date Reggie Bush, who plays for the New Orleans Saints, but they broke up about 3 months ago and after that she was reportedly dating a few big time soccer players. Now she’s back to football players, but the new guy isn’t as famous as Reggie, and he doesn’t have one of these either. Advantage: Reggie. Going down on Kim must be like licking some old pennies because you know that freak had Reggie shove that ring in her. Us magazine says…
(Kim) cuddled up with Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Miles Austin, 26, at Casa Vega in L.A.’s Sherman Oaks. “They sat in the back drinking margaritas,” says a witness.
A source says Kardashian, 29, is taking things slowly. “They are dating,” says a source close to her, “but she doesn’t want to rush anything.” Another Kardashian friend tells Us, “Kim wants to date someone who gets her busy lifestyle.”
Considering the Saints won the Superbowl last year, this could be a good luck charm for the Cowboys. They’ll really be in luck if Tony Romo wakes up tomorrow and magically knows how to play quarterback and stops getting his receivers spiked into the ground like they were fucking lawn darts. I bet they’d really appreciate that.
By brendon June 14, 2010 @ 12:30 PM
While in Miami this weekend, Kim Kardashian hooked up with Christina Aguilera at the pool, though not in the sexy way. They had lunch together and kind of hung out, and presumably art some point Kim screamed, “ahhhhhhWHATTHEFUCK!”
Why. Is Christina wearing so much makeup? This looks like she’s wearing one of those latex masks. I’d still have sex with her, but it would take every ounce of my virility and imagination. I’ve jacked off to a constellation before, but this would be my ultimate challenge.