Friday morning headlines

MIRANDA KERR - has confirmed the rumor that she's pregnant. (popeater) * don't I know it, heh-heh-heh * WYCLEF JEAN - is not on the list of candidates for Haitis presidential election, perhaps because he did not meet residency requirements (he was born in Haiti but left... read more

it's kim kardashian in a bikini. as if you couldn't tell.

Kim and Kourtney Kardashian were on the beach in Miami this weekend, and it was an outrage because both these bitches keep tricking me into thinking they're hot. I sure as hell forgot how big Kims ass is. She could fall off a 5 story building and just bounce around on... read more

kim kardashian has the worst wax sculpture ever

Kim Kardashian was honored (and I use that word in the loosest possible sense) earlier today in New York with a wax sculpture at Madame Tussauds, and you're gonna find this hard to believe but that's it on the right. As you can see it looks nothing like her, and not just... read more

kim kardashian is dating another football player

Kim Kardashian of course used to date Reggie Bush, who plays for the New Orleans Saints, but they broke up about 3 months ago and after that she was reportedly dating a few big time soccer players. Now she's back to football players, but the new guy isn't as famous as... read more

kim kardashian and christina aguilera? sure why not.

While in Miami this weekend, Kim Kardashian hooked up with Christina Aguilera at the pool, though not in the sexy way. They had lunch together and kind of hung out, and presumably art some point Kim screamed, "ahhhhhhWHATTHEFUCK!" Why. Is Christina wearing so much... read more

im so happy right now

Kim Kardashian and her huge breasts hung out by the pool in Miami this weekend, although she seemed too worried about her ass to ever really relax. She never did take that stupid towel off. Not that I care of course. There are good tits and there are great tits and then... read more

kim kardashian in a bikini. sort of.

Kim Kardashian is in Miami for a friends bachelorette party, and earlier today she went to the beach in a bikini, but please know that I mean that in the literal sense only. Don't expect any sexy frolicking or decent pictures of her era-defining boobs, because she... read more

tuesday afternoon headlines

IRON MAN 2 - kind of sucks, according to the first major review, because it has too many plot lines and villains crammed in. But that's how all superhero sequels do it. More stories and characters make it better. Because it's more. It's a higher number. Why have one... read more

Kim Kardashians first husband beat her up. A lot.

Some people say kids are our most precious resource, but those people are God damn liars. You can't go 10 feet without seeing some punk ass kid. How precious could they really be? Our real most precious resource is hot sluts with huge breasts. That's why Kim Kardashian... read more

kim kardashian is an angel

I used to think Kim Kardashian (seen here today in Australia) was ugly but then she lost about 20 pounds without affecting her huge huge breasts, and know I realize she's beautiful and I love her very very much. Will there ever be a day when I see a picture of her... read more

tuesday morning headlines

SANDRA BULLOCK - was photographed last week without her wedding ring on. Wait, is there some sort of trouble in her marriage? This is the first I've heard of anything like that. (people) ELIN NORDEGREN - packed up the two kids she had with Tiger Woods and flew home to... read more

kim kardashian is photogenic

Kim Kardashian posted this picture (full size) on her twitter page last night, behind the scenes of some photo shoot. But she didn't say what it was for. All she said was, "Pic from my shoot yesterday...good kitty cat!" Should she be holding it like that? Is she hurting... read more