Kim Kardashian Fights Nudity Shaming With More Nudity

Kim Kardasian's social media writers posting as Kim Kardashian took on the great names in Twitter battles like Piers Morgan, Bette Midler, and Chloe Moretz who had criticized Kardashianfor posting a censored nude photo of herself on Twitter the day before. They expected... read more

Kim Kardashian Tit Taping

Kim Kardashian has lectured at colleges, orated at graduations, and been featured as a guest speaker at women in business panels. The contrivancesall a cover for her big secret. She's a fucking idiot. Anidiot making a fortune on her new pay site dispensing advice to even... read more

Kanye Pre-Apologizes Again

Kanye's new album is chock full of bravadolyrics about his conquests and power and the way his shoes always go perfectly with whatever outfit he chooses for the evening. None of this exaggeratedbragging makes much sense to people not in the rap community who generally... read more

Kardashian Nipples Take Manhattan

Combine the archetypal male fantasy of midget whores with giant potato head babies crowning through rapper creampied vaginas and you have my attention. Magic like this doesn't happen in a vacuum. There are teams of assistants providing hair and wardrobe and STD blister... read more

Yeezy Ass-Gate Is Over

If you're ever in battle with Kanye West, go forthwith to the anal play charges. Chink in armor noted, rapping Smaug. The master of ego-centric promotion and legend in his own time mythology folded like a very gay deck of cards in his battle with Wiz Khalifia and by... read more

Amber Rose And Kim K Have A Slut Summit And Shit Around The Web

Amber Rose and Kim Kardashian had a clandestine meeting of women who've fingered Kanye's butthole to settle the fight between the two. Amber and Kanye got into a big Twitter war over some bullshit with Wiz Khalifa. I'm sure it was a real meeting of the minds. They even... read more

Kanye Names His Kid Saint And Shit Around The Web

As expected, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian gave their latest vagina troll an equally stupid name as North West. They named the future celebutard Saint West, which is stupid because everyone knows that's a girl's name. Read more about the second coming of Yeezus. (TMZ)... read more

Kim Kardashian See Through to the Chops

It's unclear if Kim Kardashian is using her hand to be demure, or to prop up the heavy head of her ass baby. This is the danger in having yes-men running your wardrobe team. You need at least one courageous gay dude to stand up and say, I can see your fucking fetus in... read more

Kim Kardashian Invited Strangers to Hang Out

Decipheringa Kardashian public relations event takes several layers of investigation, followed by an antibiotic cycle and a six molar bleach bath. According to their press release, Kim Kardashian flew inevery single "fan"she follows on social media to her birthday... read more

Kardashian Love Saves Lammy

The good news, you're alive. The bad news, you're still married to Khloe Kardashian and she's gnawing the dried remains of hooker girl juice off your right thigh. Lamar Odom regained consciousness in his Vegas hospital thanks to the adrenaline needle Kris Jenner plunged... read more

Kim Kardashian Topless Tittery Now on Sale

There's two ways to look at the Kardashians. One is drunk and fapping to their squat fat naked whorish frames. That's my usual. The second is to admire their sheer brassy money making balls tucked deep enough into their collective bank account that you have to call them... read more