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Kim Kardashian Blond Seems 10 Percent Less Craven

In France to discuss the social repercussions from trans-African Muslim population resettlement, Kardashian went platinum blond so she could have but five minutes break from people referring to her as that brunette whore who queefs ingots. She looks particularly emotional. Like the dude who made Chappie feel real feelings kicked her in the cooey with some activation dust. She just seems so real now. It's almost eerie....read more

Kim Kardashian Making More Apps

Kim Kardashian is on the cover of AdWeek. Probably not related to AdWeek naming her whoring and shoppingmobile game for tweens the hottest app of the year. Major media is more incestuous than the Duggars. You know dad is creating those new grandkids. The article allows Kim to pretend she played some important design role in her current game and the next twenty-seven games she'll release because young girls are stupid...read more

Kanye Grieves Like No Other

Sometimes you peel back the layers on a guy you just assumed was an asshole and you're able to confirm your suspicions. I'd recommend this for days when there's nothing good on TV. Kanye West broke down in tears on BBC radio talking about the recent death of his fashion mentor, Louise Wilson, a professor at a London Art School who Kanye once looked up on Wikipedia: Louise Wilson was the baddest professor of all time...read more

Kardashians Crashing More Vehicles

Every time you accidentally catch a glimpse of TMZ they're reporting on a member of this family crashing a vehicle. Given this group ispatently uninteresting and in desperate need of material I think it's fair to posit they're doing it on purposelike when a dog shits on the floor for attention.Kim, Khloe, Kylie were in Montana where they were supposedly skiing but were probably filming boringtelevision on skis and...read more

Yeezy's Pedophile Booty Dreams Come to Life

I don't know what the fuck Kanye was selling last night. I think it was blank faced children in nude bodysuits. A horde of stolen Ukrainian teen sex slaves came marching out in suede booties to the sound of Kanye West's voice booming on about engineering greatness once more. I don't know. I feel like pedophilia has been around for a while. As have Northern Jersey hooker boots. Adidas got involved in this mess because...read more

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Baby North Got Her First Fur

People who love animals a whole lot are mortified that Kim Kardashian purchased fur for her gentle bastard daughter. I believe that's badger. Protestors fail to understand Kim's plan to shuffle North out into the woods to live an existence away from cameras and spotlights and magazine interviews where mom says she loves to take big cocks from behind. The fur will help North blend until such time as she can construct...read more

Kim Kardashian Opens Wide

Kim Kardashian's tits are the window to her soul. The porn star opened her sanctuary of deep thoughts for an interview conducted by Cara Delevingne. Should you ever be interviewed by a rich British chick who's finger banging your half-sister, forget the pretense. She already knows. The buxom brunette admitted that her favorite sexual position is "from the back" and that there's no such thing as being "too big."...read more

Cara Delevingne Working Kendall and Kylie

This savvy vagina hunter is barely lifting a finger these days. Her snatch is aerosolizing scents programmed to intoxicate illiterate young women within a thirty click radius. Her kill list reads like the VIP rolls inside the Hollywood Red Tent. It must be some kind of bet she has going. Nobody loves high maintenance pussy this much. Photo Credit: Solve Sundsbo for Love Magazineread more

Kim Kardashian Nude in the Crease

Will I be forced to give Kim Kardashian credit for appearing creviced and pucker skinned naked in Love Magazine? Fuck, she's not even wearing eyebrows. This is like POV German porn. Did they take her tits and put them on her younger sister in those earlier pictures? Was that some fucked up social statement about the objectification of women's bodies? Which ones will the McDonald's workers be tributing in the prep...read more

Kendall Jenner Topless With Somebody Else's Tits

I thought the Supreme Court or the Justice League or Alyssa Milano's mom made it illegal to put fake bare tits on the faces of famous people. Maybe the law states that if you get paid in fat dollars the commandos can't bust in through the windows and confiscate the printing presses. I'm not sure who green-lit this abomination. You had the world's most famous porn family on the clock for eight hours and you went and...read more

Kim Kardashian Not Done

Kim Kardashian is showing her bare tits and ass in another magazine and McDonald's still carries the quarter pounder.The photos were leaked on Twitter by someone instructed to do so as a member of Kim's entourage paid in followers. The issue of Love magazine isguest edited by Cara Delevingne which means she's able to point and answer questions by blinking. Shealso interviews Kim if you want toreadit while doing your...read more

Kim K Loves Jesus And Shit Around The Web

Selfie queen and human urinal Kim Kardashian has said that she really wants to take a selfie with Jesus. Not Jesus the gardener but Jesus of Nazareth. I'm surprised she'd deign to allow our Lord and savior in her fucking incessant selfies. He'd probably stone that ho. Read all about Kim's selfie based faith. (The Superficial) Matthew McConaughey pisses people off for killing Bambi and his mom. (TMZ) Brazil's Miss Bum...read more

Kim Kardsahian's Naked Ass...Again And Shit Around The Web

Kim Kardashian is showing her bare ass again in Love Magazine. The magazine had thrown out a couple other ideas first just so everybody could have a good chuckle. Look into the butthole of doom if you dare.(The Superficial) Dakota James in a bikini gives me a special feeling downstairs. (Egotastic) Whose cheerleaders was more fuckable, the Seahawks or the Patriots? (TMZ) Kim, Kanye, John Legend, And Chrissy Teigen are...read more

If the Kardashians Tits Go Somewhere Without a Selfie, Did It Really Happen?

The porn star, the large one, the model, and her British lesbian girlfriend all went to see Sam Smith in concert. God invented Sam Smith so that he could finally take Spandau Ballet into heaven. It's a big to do when three or more Kardashians are in the same place at the same time. I believe the appropriate term for a group of Kardashians is a whoreling. After the show, Sam Smith allowed the girls to use him as a prop...read more