Baby North Got Her First Fur

People who love animals a whole lot are mortified that Kim Kardashian purchased fur for her gentle bastard daughter. I believe that's badger. Protestors fail to understand Kim's plan to shuffle North out into the woods to live an existence away from cameras and spotlights and magazine interviews where mom says she loves to take big cocks from behind. The fur will help North blend until such time as she can construct...

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Kim Kardashian Opens Wide

Kim Kardashian's tits are the window to her soul. The porn star opened her sanctuary of deep thoughts for an interview conducted by Cara Delevingne. Should you ever be interviewed by a rich British chick who's finger banging your half-sister, forget the pretense. She already knows. The buxom brunette admitted that her favorite sexual position is "from the back" and that there's no such thing as being "too big."...

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Cara Delevingne Working Kendall and Kylie

This savvy vagina hunter is barely lifting a finger these days. Her snatch is aerosolizing scents programmed to intoxicate illiterate young women within a thirty click radius. Her kill list reads like the VIP rolls inside the Hollywood Red Tent. It must be some kind of bet she has going. Nobody loves high maintenance pussy this much. Photo Credit: Solve Sundsbo for Love Magazine [gallery id="2415"]

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Kim Kardashian Nude in the Crease

Will I be forced to give Kim Kardashian credit for appearing creviced and pucker skinned naked in Love Magazine? Fuck, she's not even wearing eyebrows. This is like POV German porn. Did they take her tits and put them on her younger sister in those earlier pictures? Was that some fucked up social statement about the objectification of women's bodies? Which ones will the McDonald's workers be tributing in the prep...read more

Kendall Jenner Topless With Somebody Else's Tits

I thought the Supreme Court or the Justice League or Alyssa Milano's mom made it illegal to put fake bare tits on the faces of famous people. Maybe the law states that if you get paid in fat dollars the commandos can't bust in through the windows and confiscate the printing presses. I'm not sure who green-lit this abomination. You had the world's most famous porn family on the clock for eight hours and you went and...

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Kim Kardashian Not Done

Kim Kardashian is showing her bare tits and ass in another magazine and McDonald's still carries the quarter pounder.The photos were leaked on Twitter by someone instructed to do so as a member of Kim's entourage paid in followers. The issue of Love magazine isguest edited by Cara Delevingne which means she's able to point and answer questions by blinking. Shealso interviews Kim if you want toreadit while doing your...

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Kim K Loves Jesus And Shit Around The Web

Selfie queen and human urinal Kim Kardashian has said that she really wants to take a selfie with Jesus. Not Jesus the gardener but Jesus of Nazareth. I'm surprised she'd deign to allow our Lord and savior in her fucking incessant selfies. He'd probably stone that ho. Read all about Kim's selfie based faith. (The Superficial) Matthew McConaughey pisses people off for killing Bambi and his mom. (TMZ) Brazil's Miss Bum...

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Kim Kardsahian's Naked Ass...Again And Shit Around The Web

Kim Kardashian is showing her bare ass again in Love Magazine. The magazine had thrown out a couple other ideas first just so everybody could have a good chuckle. Look into the butthole of doom if you dare.(The Superficial) Dakota James in a bikini gives me a special feeling downstairs. (Egotastic) Whose cheerleaders was more fuckable, the Seahawks or the Patriots? (TMZ) Kim, Kanye, John Legend, And Chrissy Teigen are...

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If the Kardashians Tits Go Somewhere Without a Selfie, Did It Really Happen?

The porn star, the large one, the model, and her British lesbian girlfriend all went to see Sam Smith in concert. God invented Sam Smith so that he could finally take Spandau Ballet into heaven. It's a big to do when three or more Kardashians are in the same place at the same time. I believe the appropriate term for a group of Kardashians is a whoreling. After the show, Sam Smith allowed the girls to use him as a prop...

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Kanye Watches Kim Kardashian Get Dressed

It's not unusual for a husband to watch his wife get dressed. Unless it is. It probably is. Kanye has been infatuated with his wife even before they were together. He used to imagine Kim while pounding Amber Rose with his headphones on. That's a special kind of bond that defies time and space and decency. Kim seems to enjoy the intense attention. She visited Entertainment Tonight to hawk some sort of shit and shared a...

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Kanye West Is Humbled

Some autistic guy approached Kanye West and asked him to sign a photo of Kim Kardashianwhich had his crustedjizz on it. Embarrassingly enough the photo was from one of herweddings which got poor ratings and West refused to sign it. It's aprecarioussituation. Nobody likes to think about Kris Humphries bangingyour wife or even playing basketball. If it's any consolation they probably never fucked anyways. Normally I'd...

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Kim Kardashian in a Fur Bikini

When not saving the afflicted with just the tip of his one in the stink finger, Kanye West is designing bikinis. He asphyxiated four adult male foxes with the heel of his boot to create this merkin inspired bikini for his wife and then snapped away and shared with the world. Kanye first fell in love with Kim while watching Ray J pound her ass her on video and has never stopped loving her. Or wanting to see her lady...

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Kim Kardashian Trailblazes

Kim Kardashian's soon to be released book of selfies entitled Selfish just picked its cover image. The final choices were tits, ass, and a photo of Kim working with disabled children, all of which were progressively morefake. They went with tits after market testing showed that for the past ten million years people have loved tits. According to the publisher, Satan, this book is going to contain some never before seen...

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Kim Kardashian Flies Safe

It seems a tad bit racist that I have to strip down to my bare soul to get through TSA security while Kim Kardashian gets to tote all sorts of sub-dermal shit right on through. Precious metals, kilos of atomic number 14, centrifuged lipid cakes, one half of a brain borrowed from a cadaver buried behind a mental hospital. You could pack enough plastique into that fat cap to blow up Neverland. I thought the entire idea...

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Kardashians Lack Creative Fiber

Rob Kardashian forgot his phone and his two thieving whore sisters used it to take selfies and posted them to his Instagram account as a prank. Except this isn't real. Only half abandoned dropoutswho were teething during The Love Boat could apply themselves and stillcome up with something this lame: "I'm looking thru all of his text messages and WOW just WOW ladies." Wouldn't any of thehypothetical texts in his phone...

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