Kim Kardashian Shows Off Her Booty In A White Dress Before Her Bridal Shower In Beverly Hills

By Lex May 12, 2014 @ 10:42 AM

Kim Kardashian Shows Off Her Booty In A White Dress Before Her Bridal Shower In Beverly Hills LB

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Kim Kardashian Has Vague Thoughts On Racism

By Travis May 08, 2014 @ 10:00 AM

Kim Kardashian is very happy to meet Rita Wilson

Now that she’s a mom and an international fashion genius, Kim Kardashian (seen above, very enthused to be meeting Tom Hanks’ wife) suddenly feels an obligation to reach out to the less fortunate people, who haven’t built an empire on sucking Ray J’s dick. First, she offered some vague and meaningless parenting advice about how kids should be able to do whatever they want, so when North is old enough to ask why mommy married a guy for three months so she could get $17 million for a wedding, Kim can reply that every person is allowed to make decisions and then learn from mistakes.

But now she’s lending her annoying voice to the fight for equality in all walks of life, as she penned a very powerful blog post, entitled “On My Mind,” that shows that some topics are so important that they simply can’t wait for someone to use Google to learn Trayvon Martin’s name.

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Kim Kardashian Is Still Single

By Lex May 07, 2014 @ 2:59 PM

Kim Kardashian Cleavy In A See Through Top Out In New York
Kim Kardashian cleared the air today on Twitter of several misnomers that are super important to her, and by the theory of paid vagina transference, are necessarily important to you as well.

1. Kim and Kanye did not get courthouse married before their Big Phat Fucking French Wedding. That was an untruth invented by her mom who has to lie every six hours or her skin becomes gelatinous and she starts smelling like burnt pine cones.
2. Kim and Kanye’s actual wedding will not be televised because it’s considered bad luck in Armenia to film a woman’s third marriage.
3. Don’t panic. There will still be ten thousand hours of right before and right after wedding footage on E! including Khloe devouring levels four through seven of the wedding cake and lamenting how black cock was supposed to give her babies.
4. Don’t believe any giant wedding guest list you’re seeing leaked online. The real guest list is small and being kept private since many of the names are foreign businessmen on Interpol watch lists.
5. The Kim wedding dress photos floating around the Internet are fakes. The real dress has been seen only by Kim and the Thai seamstress who was tapped to weave it out of unobtainium, and the latter was coincidentally on that Malaysian airliner that went missing.

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First things first, I want my fucking Crate & Barrel salad bowl back. Also, I’m going to immediately stop referring to Kim as Mrs. Slutbag as I’ve been apparently miscalling her for a couple days now. I think it’s time we all realized that if we want honest and unfiltered information about the Kardashian family, their press team approved Tweets are where to look. You can’t just tack on exclamation points to things that aren’t true.

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Kim Kardashian Flashes Her Panties Heading Out With Kanye West To The Met Gala

By Lex May 06, 2014 @ 10:22 AM

Kim Kardashian Flashes Her Panties Heading Out With Kanye West To The Met Gala

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Kim Kardashian Was Confusing At The Met Gala

By Travis May 06, 2014 @ 9:00 AM

Last night, a bunch of beautiful famous people paid $25,000 and more to attend the Met Gala’s tribute to Charles James in New York City, and there were also many more people in attendance who both shouldn’t be famous and aren’t beautiful. Take Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, for example, as the couple stepped out as husband and wife for the first time so they could make some very serious faces for the photographers. Kim’s outfit was a bold change of direction for her, since she’d made showing off her tits a top priority ever since she gave birth to their daughter, North. Instead, she challenged people to move their eyes down her 4-foot tall body to focus on her leg and wonder whether or not she’d “accidentally” reveal her snatch. Of course, we’ve all seen that damn thing by now, so let’s just assume that she did and call this one another victory for sex tape stars.

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Kim And Kanye Are Married Now

By Travis May 05, 2014 @ 10:00 AM

While Kim Kardashian won’t be having her lavish Parisian wedding until May 24, sharing her love and success with 200 of her closest friends and sex tape partners, the former Mrs. Kris Humphries and Mrs. Damon Thomas is now the current Mrs. Kanye West, according to the state of California. Kim and Kanye reportedly made her third marriage official last week by obtaining their license, but it still won’t be assholish celebrity official until they can profit from the “private” photos of their ceremony like any good celebrity and narcissist would do. According to Life and Style, their ceremony and reception will even feature multiple wardrobe changes, so that Kim can remind everyone that she thinks she’s a fashion icon, because she lets designers give her free shit, while also keeping the focus right where she prefers it – directly on her tits.

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