The Kardashian Genocide Episode

Kim Kardashian and The Big One got decked out for a visit to the Armenian Genocide memorial, it was like their Oscars. Their reality show camera crew and entourage were kept at a respectful six foot distance in honor of the great loss of lives. Also, they were tired of... read more

Khardashians Celebrate Genocide

The Kardashians headed to Armeniato honor the 100th anniversary of the 1915 Armenian genocide where anywhere from several hundred thousand to several million ethnic Armenians perished so that System of a Down could someday have arcane song lyrics. Genocide took a back... read more

Artist Remains Poor

Some Banksy discipleerected novelty signs across popular destinations in Los Angeles including the Kardashian owned DASH clothing store which read "No Kardashian Parking." I tend to generalize artists as a loose group of self-indulged assholes who live off the misplaced... read more

Rob Kardashian Hanging By A Thread

Rob Kardashian is either a fat recluse who needs help or a normal guy who appears this way compared to the rest of his family. Kris Jenner spoke about his condition on a recent episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians: "I've gotten a few reports that he's been spending... read more

Kim Kardashian Flowerless

Kim Kardashian made a phone call to her straight husband Kanye West on her TV show which will not be on the air until 2037. She announced there is something wrong with the reproductive segments of her businessand it might prohibit her from having more children: "I'm... read more

Jaime King Seems Acutely Sensitive

Jaime King claims that witnessingKim Kardashian bashed online for being huge and pregnant at the Met Ball two years ago made her cry for five hours. That seems like an awful long time. Especially when learning about The Holocaust in school only elicited a mild grimace.... read more

Rob Kardashian Deconstructed

The Kardashian whoremachine is floating a few trial balloons as reasons why Rob Kardashian referred to his sister Kim on Twitter as a lying manipulative murderous bitch. According to sources that are almost certainly Kris Jenner's media team, Rob Kardashian is just a... read more

Rob Kardashian On the Run And Shit Around The Web

Rob Kardashian called his sister Kim out for being a sociopathic murderer. Either he's right or he's wrong. Either way, he's dead. Read all about Rob getting Gone Girled. (TMZ) Start your week off right, with girls with giant boobs. (The Chive) Summer St. Claire shows... read more

Rob Kardashian In A Twist

Rob Kardashian posted a photo of the evil manipulative chick from Gone Girl along with the caption "This is my sister Kim, the bitch from Gone Girl." Curiously, Rob's Instagram page consists solely of this photo because he eitherhas body dysmorphia or nobody likes him... read more

North West Knows What's What (VIDEO)

The new $100 million deal with E! is done. Promo pieces used to bump the deal are no longer needed. Like North West. She's staging furniture for an open house. The home sells, that swank divans go back to the show room. North isn't even two and she knows her time has... read more

Kim Kardashian Seems Modest

Kim Kardashian showed her appreciation for the new fat contract from E! by nearly baring her breasts on the new Keeping Up with the Kardashians season. This as opposed to baring her breasts for half a dozen cheap magazines in the past few months and sailors in the port... read more

Kanye West Still Dresses His Bride

It's creepy that your husband lays out and approves your clothes at thirty-four, even if it does bring back childhood memories of hosting dad's client friends. It's International Women's Day. Time to lay out some ground rules. Rule one, stop dressing me like a fuck toy.... read more