Kanye Wests album ‘Cruel Summer’ won’t be released until September 18, but a copy of the song ‘Clique’ has been leaked, and some people say the line, “Eat breakfast at Gucci. My girl a superstar all from a home movie,” is a reference to Kim Kardashian and her sex tape. So maybe he’s proud of that. And he should be. There’s no greater act of love than for a girl to give her boyfriend a blowjob and let him film it (hint hint).
(source = tmz. image source = splash)
As mentioned earlier, it’s unthinkably easy to get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. There’s 2,476 of them. Magic Johnson and Muhammad Ali are on there and they don’t even have anything to do with Hollywood. Big Bird and Kermit the Frog both have two. They give the things to almost anyone.
Except for Kim Kardashian, thank fucking God.
A rep for The Hollywood Chamber of Commerce (told the Hollywood Reporter) that it’s more than just a matter of taste that is keeping her without a star.
“Part of criteria in being honored is receiving awards such as Emmy’s, SAG Awards, Oscars etc. in the category of Television, Live Stage Performance or Motion Pictures. They have to have a career in the business of acting for five years or more.”
I’m not saying this lady is lying because everyone hates Kim Kardashian, but here is a list of mosters, vodkas, dogs, and cartoon bears who have stars on the Walk of Fame.
– Godzilla
– Winnie the Pooh
– Absolut vodka
– this German Shepard
– this other German Shepard
– this Border Collie
– the crew of Apollo XI
– Mayor Tom Bradley
– the Dodgers
– the Victorias Secret Angels
So it’s not as if you have to be an acclaimed actor, but it’s a better idea than blowing some guy on tape. Unless that guy is me. I’ll even make you a copy to use on your demo reel, if you want.
Julian St. Jox, who has been in 1286 porn movies, including ‘Junk N Da Trunk 13′ and ‘Bootylicious 45: Lose A Ho, Gain A Ho’, tells Star that he had a three-way in 2001 with Kim Kardashian, who was 20 at the time, and another girl at a swingers party in Culver City. Oooo, Culver City! How exotic!
“It was around 11:30 p.m. when Kim showed up with a black male.”
Well his story checks out so far.
“As soon as Kim walked in, everyone was looking. She wasn’t known at the time at all, not like today, but for everyone who frequented these parties, she was interesting because she was a new face.”
“She was wearing a tight miniskirt and tank top and designer shoes and bag. From afar she looked gorgeous.”
Then she got closer and sorta looked like a cartoon goat. But he banged Kim and another porn star named Emily Ann anyway.
“(Kim) looked like she was enjoying herself very much. She knew what she was doing. She was very responsive to me.”
He also said she called him “Uncle OJ” the whole time. Probably. I just sorta skimmed this for the quotes to be honest with you.
(image source of kim in hawaii last week, where she went to yogurtland and got the largest possible size three – days – in a row = fame/flynet)
Apparently there was a rumor on Twitter last night that Kris Jenner had died, and the entire world was dancing and celebrating like at the end of ‘Return of the Jedi’, but then Kim Kardashian had to butt in and ruin everything.
“The awkward moment when ‘RIP Kris Jenner’ is trending yet I’m the phone with her! LOL.”
Yeah. OK. That’s not how the “that awkward moment…” thing works by the way. I know I might as well find tweets from a kid with downs and make fun of them, but what Kim’s describing is not awkward. It’s also not ironic, which I’m sure was her second choice.
Of course I’m assuming Kim didn’t actually call her mom and, after some forced small talk, break the news that she was dead. Maybe that’s what happened, and it was awkward. “I’m so sorry mom, but I guess you should fall down now and I’ll call E! and TMZ and then, I don’t know, paramedics or someone.”
Taken out of context, it may have sounded like an insult when XXL asked 50 Cent about Kanye West and Kim Kardashian and 50 referred to Kim as “trash”, but when you read it in context…
XXL: “Kanye took to his Twitter to announce that he wrote the song “Perfect Bitch” about Kim Kardashian. What do you think?”
50 CENT: “I mean…if that man feel like she perfect, then she’s perfect. He could mean it and you’ll end up singing the words to it because he’s Kanye. You know how it is? One man’s trash is another man’s treasure.”
Oh ok never mind. It sounds just as bad in context. Then again what was 50 supposed to say? He’s right, Kim is trash. If she and Kanye get married this is what their wedding invitation should look like.
In the most definitive sign yet that Kim Kardashian really does want to settle down and start a family with Kanye West (or at least it would be if this were true), InTouch says they’ve been looking at house together and she’s “quit her birth control”. Though technically, swallowing is not a form of approved birth control, at least not if you ask those so-called “doctors”.
(image source = fame/flynet)
