Baby North Got Her First Fur

People who love animals a whole lot are mortified that Kim Kardashian purchased fur for her gentle bastard daughter. I believe that's badger. Protestors fail to understand Kim's plan to shuffle North out into the woods to live an existence away from cameras and... read more

Kim Kardashian Opens Wide

Kim Kardashian's tits are the window to her soul. The porn star opened her sanctuary of deep thoughts for an interview conducted by Cara Delevingne. Should you ever be interviewed by a rich British chick who's finger banging your half-sister, forget the pretense. She... read more

Cara Delevingne Working Kendall and Kylie

This savvy vagina hunter is barely lifting a finger these days. Her snatch is aerosolizing scents programmed to intoxicate illiterate young women within a thirty click radius. Her kill list reads like the VIP rolls inside the Hollywood Red Tent. It must be some kind of... read more

Kim Kardashian Nude in the Crease

Will I be forced to give Kim Kardashian credit for appearing creviced and pucker skinned naked in Love Magazine? Fuck, she's not even wearing eyebrows. This is like POV German porn. Did they take her tits and put them on her younger sister in those earlier pictures? Was... read more

Kendall Jenner Topless With Somebody Else's Tits

I thought the Supreme Court or the Justice League or Alyssa Milano's mom made it illegal to put fake bare tits on the faces of famous people. Maybe the law states that if you get paid in fat dollars the commandos can't bust in through the windows and confiscate the... read more

Kim Kardashian Not Done

Kim Kardashian is showing her bare tits and ass in another magazine and McDonald's still carries the quarter pounder.The photos were leaked on Twitter by someone instructed to do so as a member of Kim's entourage paid in followers. The issue of Love magazine isguest... read more

Kim K Loves Jesus And Shit Around The Web

Selfie queen and human urinal Kim Kardashian has said that she really wants to take a selfie with Jesus. Not Jesus the gardener but Jesus of Nazareth. I'm surprised she'd deign to allow our Lord and savior in her fucking incessant selfies. He'd probably stone that ho.... read more

Kim Kardsahian's Naked Ass...Again And Shit Around The Web

Kim Kardashian is showing her bare ass again in Love Magazine. The magazine had thrown out a couple other ideas first just so everybody could have a good chuckle. Look into the butthole of doom if you dare.(The Superficial) Dakota James in a bikini gives me a special... read more

If the Kardashians Tits Go Somewhere Without a Selfie, Did It Really Happen?

The porn star, the large one, the model, and her British lesbian girlfriend all went to see Sam Smith in concert. God invented Sam Smith so that he could finally take Spandau Ballet into heaven. It's a big to do when three or more Kardashians are in the same place at the... read more

Kanye Watches Kim Kardashian Get Dressed

It's not unusual for a husband to watch his wife get dressed. Unless it is. It probably is. Kanye has been infatuated with his wife even before they were together. He used to imagine Kim while pounding Amber Rose with his headphones on. That's a special kind of bond that... read more

Kanye West Is Humbled

Some autistic guy approached Kanye West and asked him to sign a photo of Kim Kardashianwhich had his crustedjizz on it. Embarrassingly enough the photo was from one of herweddings which got poor ratings and West refused to sign it. It's aprecarioussituation. Nobody likes... read more

Kim Kardashian in a Fur Bikini

When not saving the afflicted with just the tip of his one in the stink finger, Kanye West is designing bikinis. He asphyxiated four adult male foxes with the heel of his boot to create this merkin inspired bikini for his wife and then snapped away and shared with the... read more