Glam Masters Seems Sufficiently Shitty

Kim Kardashian is teaming with Lifetime television on a new reality competition show, Glam Masters. Kardashian locked herself in her muse cage for three months and came out with a plan for beauty bloggers face off in a head to head makeup contest. read more

Kim Kardashian Ass Surgeon Speaking Out

The doctors who work on the Kardashians to keep them looking desirable to black men who love their mamas are paid to shut up, threatened under NDAs, or lying bloodless in a ditch beyond the Humphrey's Yogurt in Calabasas. Dead men tell no tales. One is finally speaking... read more

Kim Kardashian: 'I Know I'm Going To Heaven' (VIDEO)

Kim Kardashian still thinks we care about the time she was robbed at gunpoint in Paris. If it even happened. This will be our generation's moon landing. Right up there with A-list Lyme disease cases. The former porn star and current transitioning centaur took to Ellen to... read more

Kim And Kourtney Mexican Bikini Adventure And Shit Around The Web

Vapid sistersKimandKourtney Kardashianbikini together in Mexico. The photos shocked the world as nobody had seen their bare asses for over a week and were worried the Venezuelan rubber nationalization might've caused some undue consequences. read more

Kim Kardashian Flu Diet Spreading

Kim Kardashian came under fire on social media for declaring her recent flu bout as an amazing diet technique. Followed immediately by the people bitching at her online simultaneously Googling, "best ways to contract the flu". read more

Kim Kardashian Braless for the Genocide

The Kardashians cling to the Armenian genocide as their political cause lifeline because their first dad their mom drove to death was a full blooded Armenian. Also, it made for a wonderful few episodes of the TV show when they went back to the homeland to stay at the Ritz... read more

Kim Kardashian Sex Tape 10-Year Anniversary Sales Staggering

Congratulations to Kim Kardashian. The porn star is celebrating the ten-year anniversary of her big break. Vivid released Kim Kardashian, Superstar on March 21, 2007. Now we have the numbers. They’ll make you question the person sitting next to you. And humanity. read more

Kim Kardashian Barren

Ever since Khloe made Vegetative Lamar annul their annulment in a Cedars-Sinai ICU, the Kardashian's have been medically cursed. The Old Testament God is vengeful. Don't overtly break commandments in the Spielberg wing. read more

Kim Kardashian Stares Death in the Face

Kim Kardashian has a hole in her uterus. You be the judge of how it got there. Exhume Dead Bob Kardashian for an autopsy. Maybe Janie got a gun. read more

Scott Disick, Sex Addict

It's best to start the conversation over male sex addiction by everybody admitting it's a bullshit medical diagnosis. A disease can't only exist for famous wealthy men with access to ambitiousmodels. read more

Kim Kardashian Icing on the Oceans Eight Cake

The all female cast remake of Oceans Eleven continues to bring in tons of female celebrities playing themselves at the "Met Ball Gala" where the Oceans gang will rob all their jewels. For Kim Kardashian, Oceans Eight represented not only a chance to take part in a... read more

Kim Kardashian Dissecting Kanye

You can't turn out a good man. A confused man, far easier. The Kardashians choose male partners of notoriety and means, not of masculine character. Inherently, any man who signs up to be run by a bubble-butted midget is a gender fail. read more