Polina Malinovskaya Russian (W)hacking and Shit Around the Web

Kim K tries to be Jackie O, Caroline Vreeland clearly nude, and more! read more

Chrissy Teigen Not Collecting the $45K Kardashian Surrogacy Bounty

Chrissy Teigen offered to be the surrogate for Kim Kardashian's third child. Outwardly, she seems a perfect match. The nearly identical levels of zero discernible talent yet large fan base by way of black music artist fucking and shameless sharing is like looking into a... read more

Kim Kardashian Blackface Apology

Kim Kardashian shared a heartfelt apology in the form of blaming her staff for publishing a super dark skin tone photo of her profile in promotion of her new KKW beauty line. A bunch of idiots labeled the shopped contrast photo as blackface, while even dumber people... read more

Kim Kardashian Bikini And Tequila Payday

According to the media, "Kim Kardashian flaunts her famous curves while partying it up with family and friends in the Bahamas to celebrate Kanye West's 40th birthday". According to pimp truth, she's exploiting her centaur ancestry to pimp out George Clooney's tequila... read more

Khloe Kardashian Wasted Lamar Odom Semen

The thirteenth season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians has more twist and turns that Lamar Odom's car when he's driving under the influence. You have to out shock your reality television competition. MTV and Bravo are killing people for real. read more

Kim Kardashian Retracts Manchester Tweet

There are some large number of empty semi-sentient empty vessels who want to know how Kardashian feels before defining their own reaction to current events. This is one of those "funnier if it wasn't true" conditions. read more

Glam Masters Seems Sufficiently Shitty

Kim Kardashian is teaming with Lifetime television on a new reality competition show, Glam Masters. Kardashian locked herself in her muse cage for three months and came out with a plan for beauty bloggers face off in a head to head makeup contest. read more

Kim Kardashian Ass Surgeon Speaking Out

The doctors who work on the Kardashians to keep them looking desirable to black men who love their mamas are paid to shut up, threatened under NDAs, or lying bloodless in a ditch beyond the Humphrey's Yogurt in Calabasas. Dead men tell no tales. One is finally speaking... read more

Kim Kardashian: 'I Know I'm Going To Heaven' (VIDEO)

Kim Kardashian still thinks we care about the time she was robbed at gunpoint in Paris. If it even happened. This will be our generation's moon landing. Right up there with A-list Lyme disease cases. The former porn star and current transitioning centaur took to Ellen to... read more

Kim And Kourtney Mexican Bikini Adventure And Shit Around The Web

Vapid sisters Kim and Kourtney Kardashian bikini together in Mexico. The photos shocked the world as nobody had seen their bare asses for over a week and were worried the Venezuelan rubber nationalization might've caused some undue consequences. read more

Kim Kardashian Flu Diet Spreading

Kim Kardashian came under fire on social media for declaring her recent flu bout as an amazing diet technique. Followed immediately by the people bitching at her online simultaneously Googling, "best ways to contract the flu".  read more

Kim Kardashian Braless for the Genocide

The Kardashians cling to the Armenian genocide as their political cause lifeline because their first dad their mom drove to death was a full blooded Armenian. Also, it made for a wonderful few episodes of the TV show when they went back to the homeland to stay at the Ritz... read more