By Lex April 13, 2015 @ 11:23 AM
Coachella isn’t just about the cutting edge of Madonna and Drake kissing on stage, it’s about the people. If you’re a ticket buyer who spent their entire last paycheck from the Coffee Bean on a single wristband, you’re in with the tens of thousands sweaty masses taking ecstasy and imagining you’re a musical vanguard. If you’ve got a decent publicist, you’re in the cordoned off wide open area for the celebrities and their pharmaceutical reps. Tell your stylist to read up on Woodstock so she can outfit your appropriately. Bring a boy to make out with because you didn’t do high school and missed all the Hootie concerts. Bad girls dressed like injuns go to the front of the Arts Festival line. Have somebody tell you the name of your favorite band there and hope you don’t get a rash. Don’t forget the second weekend.
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By Lex April 03, 2015 @ 10:38 AM
If you’re a model and you’re not going to wear a bikini to your own bikini line launch, I’m not buying. I work for my money. I’m the president and a client. I know you’re British so let me tell you how we do things here in the land of big fat success. As showy and obvious as possible. The next time you get in front of those cameras, ask yourself this, are you selling or suggesting? That’s right. Now off comes the top.
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By Lex December 26, 2014 @ 12:59 PM
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By Lex October 27, 2014 @ 11:19 AM
This British chick designs, fabricates, sews, scissors, packs, ships, and sells her own swimsuit line. She also wears them around vacation hotspots so other women will ask her where she bought her suit and she can modestly say, check out my website. I’m not sure she does any of the hard work save for the wearing part, but if you’re a hot young blonde with nice cans, that’s the value added step. Any old Indonesian sweatshop can churn out a flammable bathing suit. Somebody’s got to convince women it’ll make them look like an eighteen year old who wealthy old men will pay heavily for arm candy and rim job duty. This is why Kimberley Garner will never go hungry again.
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By Travis February 21, 2014 @ 11:00 AM
Kimberley Garner has starred on a reality TV series in England, so naturally she also describes herself as a model and actress, because that’s the kind of bullshit logic that reality shows teach people. But I wouldn’t even be talking about her if she didn’t know how to push all the right buttons, and she got our attention last night when she conveniently let the back of her dress blow up at an event that was honoring Marilyn Monroe. It could have been a party for Marilyn Manson for all I care, but as long as Kimberley was showing off her ass and see-through panties for the whole world, she’d be the guest of honor.
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