Kimberley Garner In A White Bikini And Shit Around The Web

When you have a PhD, you do research papers. When you're a ditzy blond model with a fine ass, you do hand stands at the beach. Life is as simple as that. read more

Kimberley Garner in A Bikini

If there's a checklist for modern day chick celebrity with no appreciable talent, it's reality show credits, revealing social media pictures, and a bikini swimwear or signature cosmetics line that can't possibly be making any money. The business plan exit strategy... read more

Coachella Concedes

It's hard to state the exact moment at which an annual countercultural event sells out. It's usually a process. Inevitably marked by Paris Hilton showing up in expensive clothes made to look vintage. Coachella was a music thing until somebody realized it could be a... read more

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Kimberley Garner Bikini Teasing

This British chick is the epitome of the slogan, no talent, no problem. It's a new slogan. Still testing out. Hot young women have always done well in the pocket book. The 2016 difference is the ability to make cash money by selling direct, versus previous generations... read more

Coachella Happened, It Will Happen Again

Coachella isn't just about the cutting edge of Madonna and Drake kissing on stage, it's about the people. If you're a ticket buyer who spent their entire last paycheck from the Coffee Bean on a single wristband, you're in with the tens of thousands sweaty masses taking... read more

Kimberley Garner Sells Bikinis

If you're a model and you're not going to wear a bikini to your own bikini line launch, I'm not buying. I work for my money. I'm the president and a client. I know you're British so let me tell you how we do things here in the land of big fat success. As showy and... read more

Celebrities Show Off Their Bikinis On Christmas

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Kimberley Garner Has a Keen Ass for Sales

This British chick designs, fabricates, sews, scissors, packs, ships, and sells her own swimsuit line. She also wears them around vacation hotspots so other women will ask her where she bought her suit and she can modestly say, check out my website. I'm not sure she does... read more

Kimberley Garner Poses In A Red Swimsuit For A Photo Shoot On The Pier In Cannes

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Kimberley Garner Thinks She's Marilyn Monroe

Kimberley Garner has starred on a reality TV series in England, so naturally she also describes herself as a model and actress, because that's the kind of bullshit logic that reality shows teach people. But I wouldn't even be talking about her if she didn't know how to... read more

Kimberley Garner Poses In A Striped Bikini

Kimberley Garner is either posing for a photo shoot or she's trying really hard to let men know she's fertile. It could be both. When I see a girl like that on the beach, I'm always thinking the same thing, can child support really be that expensive when you're broke?... read more

Kimberley Garner In A Bikini

Sometimes a woman's ass is so fine, you just want to do something stupid. Like write her a poem or tell her you have a real job or ask her to marry you. The poetry and the lying stuff can be really humiliating, but it won't cost you alimony when she decides she needs to... read more