By Lex September 26, 2013 @ 1:18 PM
Sometimes a woman’s ass is so fine, you just want to do something stupid. Like write her a poem or tell her you have a real job or ask her to marry you. The poetry and the lying stuff can be really humiliating, but it won’t cost you alimony when she decides she needs to find herself. I’d stick with that.
Here’s British reality show chick Kimberley Garner in a bikini with butt cheeks that look like I doodled them in one of my masturbatory sketches during government class in high school.
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By Lex June 07, 2013 @ 12:55 PM
Fame is an elusive bitch. Like the exact opposite of a stalker girlfriend who won’t give you back your apartment key. This one’s trying not to be found. Kimberley Garner was on a reality show in Britain but she’s trying to get her shit to the next level. It won’t be from barely dressed photo shoots. At some point, she’s going to need to merging her body with somebody higher up on the fame food chain. There should be a book on who to fuck to get famous. Not like they teach that in schools. At least, not in schools outside Los Angeles.
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Here’s Kimberley in a bikini shoot licking ice cream cones with her friends. She’s not without her talents.