Kimberly Garner Likes to Rollerblade

By Lex April 24, 2014 @ 1:06 PM

Kimberly Garner Goes Roller Blading In A Bikini Top In Santa Monica
I thought rollerblading ended a decade ago when a tank topped guy in wraparound sunglasses caught his reflection in his sports bottle and cried with a sudden gift of self-awareness. Regardless, girls on skates will continue to provide boners to millions of men who will make comments about how amazing it would be to doink a woman on wheels. We got seven billion of us humping the stationary way, but the porn industry continues to confuse us with how sex really ought go down. Like biting her boobs super hard and calling her a whore or straddling her with your legs akimbo so a camera can pan on your nut sack swinging back and forth like a Newton’s Cradle. Yeah, go on and try that some time. Chicks dig being treated like porn stars. Trust me.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI

Kimberly Garner in a Bikini

By Lex May 09, 2013 @ 11:39 AM

Kimberley Garner Bikini Photoshoot For Her Swim Collection
Kimberly Garner is yet another girl climbing her way up the reality show ladder of fame. She’s on the show Made in Chelsea which is like the British version of all the crappy reality shows on E! here. Kimberly seems to be getting well known without fucking anybody on tape, so you have to give her some kind of merit badge or something. Though she should know the porn tape is a solid shortcut and I do own a used-in-good-condition Handycam.

Here’s Kimberly posing with fruit. She’s in a bikini, so if you like hot girls in bikinis or just fresh produce, this is for you.

Photo Credit: Matthew Payne/Kimberley London