Nigerian Militants Cower in the Face of Hollywood

Boko Haram just wanted to be left alone to spiritually connect with Allah and maybe go fishing or rape a few hundred Christian schoolgirls on their Sundays. These men of faith never expected to face the wrath of celebrities with a catchy hashtag. Rod Stewart's wife and daughter, I can't tell which is which and neither can Rod, joined the force of the #BringBackOurGirls protestors in L.A. demanding the return of more