Kimora Lee Simmons In a Bikini

By Lex December 26, 2013 @ 3:59 PM

Kimora Lee Simmons In An Orange Bikini On The Beach In St Barths
Every Christmas, Kimora Lee Simmons takes all the kids she had with Russell Simmons and various and sundry other men and meets up with Russell and whatever random young model he brings along to rub in her face for a family vacation. For two months prior to the blended family vacation, Kimora consumes nothing but the aluminum can linings from her crappy signature Ginseng drinks to induce dramatic weight loss. She needs to look good for this moment when Russell reveals the teen girl he’s in love with this year. You think the President in a geopolitical crisis or LeBron in Game 7 feels pressure? Bullshit compared to having to wear a bikini in front of the ex-husband’s teen model lay. I’m not even a chick and I can feel that fucking tension.

Photo Credit: PCN


By brendon May 15, 2008 @ 6:50 AM

Kimora Lee Simmons stopped by the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills yesterday looking EXACTLY like she does in the ads for her reality show.  I thought those might be ps’d to make her look taller and slimmer and take the hot dogs off her neck, but I guess not.  It takes a big man to admit he was wrong, and I clearly was.  She’s sooooo pretty.  In fact, I worry she may become a beam of pure energy if she gets even a fraction more beautiful.

UPDATE – she looks like a baby penguin.  thats not really an update but i forgot to mention it earlier.