Kira Dikhtyar Is Still Sick in the Head from Naomi Campbell

It used to be, you kind of knew what was on most of TV. If somebody mentioned a show, you'd either seen it, heard of it, or passed over it one night and found it stupid and shitty and starring Lorenzo Lamas. Now you need to bring back the last librarian on earth who still shelves under the Dewey Decimal System to find you source material on 80% of the shows somebody mentions. I can't even name half the channels more