Two years ago, “High School Musical” star Vanessa Hudgens was in the news because full-frontal naked pictures she took for boyfriend Zac Efron ended up online. Like at the bottom of this post for example. And today there’s good news for fancy gentleman like myself who have studied every inch of those pictures as if they were the Shroud of Turin. E! says:
…in May, the 20-year-old told E! News she would “show nudity in a film when the time is right.” Apparently, that time is now.
Supposedly, she told the U.K.’s Metro she’ll be stripping down for her role as a hooker in the upcoming Zack Snyder flick, Sucker Punch.
“I’m playing a character named Blondie and it’s set in a brothel in the 1950s, so there’s not a whole lot of clothes,” she teased.
None of this is really “news” of course, I just like looking at those naked pictures she took. It’s like I’m her secret lover.
What are the odds that, as Britney was headed out the door last night in London, someone pulled her aside and said, “K baby, jus’ please remember, if you’re gonna wear a skirt like that, real short, when you get out the car, you gotta, ya know, cover up. Because last time there we’re all these photographers and all these pictures and everyone could see your, uh, ‘hair’, ya know”.
And Britney listened and said, “Okay. Cover … hair, got it.”
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Lindsay was drunk off her ass last night in London and, long story short, vagina. Her leg is so ridiculously high in this one it seems impossible this was accidental. Look how much room this car has in the back seat, yet she’s swinging her legs up like she has to kick the window out to escape.
Britney has come a long way since she bottomed out almost two years ago, when she shaved her head and did stuff like in the banner picture, but that doesn’t mean she’s not still a hot mess. Page Six says…
The pop tart took time off from her “Circus” tour to do an Elle magazine shoot, our spy says, and it was a disaster. “They dressed her in all these beautiful couture clothes — and, well, let’s just say she forgot what time of the month it was. It wasn’t pretty.”
I actually find this reassuring. It would freak me out if Britney changed too much. It would be like we woke up in some alternate reality. Britney would be real classy, running backs would all be Mexican and Hitler would be on the dollar bill.
(let’s relive the magical night from the banner in terrifying high-res: very very very NSFW pics here, here, here, here, and here)
Charlotte Gainsbourg is a French actress who may be familiar to American audiences because of work in “21 Grams” or “I’m Not There”, and just this week she won Best Actress at Cannes for “Antichrist”, but more to the point she’s now the chick who changed her entire bikini on a public beach, changing from a black one to a white one. When Jay Leno heard about this, he said, “Oh great, just what this town needs, another Michael Jackson impersonator!“ And then a bunch of inbreds in Big Dog t-shirts laughed hysterically, and then he drove home in his 9 million dollar car, and then I slit my fucking wrists.
(image source = flynet exclusives. jump to hq here.
