Lindsay Lohan has been so busy lately casing jewelry stores and pouring vodka into water bottles, she’s gotten away from her first love; exposing herself to the paparazzi. But she made up for lost time this weekend by standing on the corner of a balcony in a dress with no panties. Or maybe she did have panties. It’s hard to tell, and believe me, I really looked. I haven’t been this mystified by a vagina since I was 13.
Maria Menounos played some football on Miami beach yesterday, and, I’m not sure how but her bikini bottoms kept slipping around and flashing her vagina. Does it have a wooden frame for christs sake, how does it keep sliding around like that?
Long before Demi Lovato left the Jonas Brothers tour and checked into a treatment center this weekend, reportedly to address her cutting issues, she was dating Joe Jonas. Which no doubt would make it awkward to be touring with Joe Jonas. Especially since he’s with Ashley Greene now. E! says…
However, things came to a breaking point in recent months.
“After she split with Joe, it was just a whole bunch of drama, very awkward. Everyone tried to be professional, but you could tell it was wearing down Demi. It was a taboo subject to bring up, but clearly she wasn’t over Joe.”
At the airport in Peru on Saturday, Demi got into a scuffle with a backup dancer (and threatened) Ashley Greene, who was at the airport as well.
In Demi’s defense, she should be upset about Ashley Greene, because Ashley Greene is way way better than her. She’s way way hotter and she’s naked all the time. Remember the Sobe body paint campaign? And her private full frontal pictures? And her private full frontal pictures? Ahhh, and let’s not forget about her private full frontal pictures!
Over the summer of course we were doing the $500 “sexy reader” contest thing, where hot girls who read Tyler took off most of their clothes and sent us pictures of it, but I’m pretty lazy, so that was meant to just be for the summer (but now won’t be).
Luckily, Ashley sent in pictures anyway, and thank god because she’s amazing. She’s even too hot for the name Ashley. She should legally change it so there’s an exclamation mark at the end. It should be, “Ashley!”, because that’s how every guys penis says it when they see her anyway.
Playboy has had some questionable celebrity pictorials the past few years, but in the November issue they have UFC octagon girl Arianny Celeste, and you can’t tell because you’re reading this is on the internet, but I was squealing with delight when I wrote that.
This girl is just perfect, and she’s actually naked, unlike some of these idiot celebrities who think Playboy is some kind of towel modeling catalog.
Her entire shoot will be on Playboy.com later this week, but this and this are two of the pics that have leaked. Needless to say she looks incredible, the hottest girl in Playboy in years. I could be in the middle of a plane crash and still jack off to pictures of this girl. Several times.
UNSEXY TERRIFYING UPDATE – wow Playboy was not happy about this. Um, “pictures removed by request”.
Christy Carlson Romano is the girl who does the voice of Kim Possible on the Disney Channel cartoon, and before that she starred in ‘Even Stevens’, which was also on the Disney Channel, but after that she took off all her clothes for the new movie, ‘Mirrors 2’, and OHMYFUCKINGGOD was it great.
This girl is amazing. She looks like a 20-year-old Gina Gershon, but with a rock hard body. And she’s skinny with big tits. Which we can all see because she takes a shower. Naked. This would be a really good ad for shampoo.
(SEXY UPDATE – added more screencaps, bigger than the video, full size starts here)