Kristen Bell was in Miami this weekend, and sure you could skip these pictures, but when you have a flat chested generic blond who never changes her joyless expression in a frumpy bikini, why would you want to?
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02.01.2010 monday afternoon headlines
KRISTEN BELL - is engaged, and I’ll tell you who the lucky fella is when we come back. And we’re back: Dax Shepard. (wonderwall)
SCIENTOLOGY - is profiteering in Haiti. “Yeah, no wonder Travolta was over there, haha,” Brendon said to buy time while he looked up if “profiteering” was good or bad. (gawker)
KATY PERRY - might have a “clothing optional” wedding, which is to say she might be naked. I can’t wait to find out if she does it! Oohhh, I wonder what the answer will be?! I bet it’s surprising! (people)
LADY GAGA - wore this as her third outfit at the Grammys last night. She looks like the mascot for some shitty minor league baseball team. (getty)
10.06.2009 this is more like it
Kristen Bell and Malin Akerman walked the red carpet last night for the premiere of ‘Couples Retreat’, which is good news for me because I’ve had a crush on Kristen ever since ‘Forgetting Sarah Marshall’. It might be time to make my move. I finally have a plan in place to impress her. How? Simple. Kill … the Batman. Wait. Wait no that’s for something else. Aww god dammit. I don’t have a plan at all, do I?
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05.20.2008 KRISTEN BELL IS ALL STRETCHY
Today is boring, so here are pictures of Kristen Bells ass. It’s about time they made a movie about this. This is her filming a scene yesterday in Central Park for a movie called 'When In Rome', co-starring Will Arnett (not pictured). I don’t know what that movie is about, but I’m guessing the theme is, Things That Are Awesome. Because Will Arnett is cool and funny and Kristen Bell is short and little. Chicks like that are the best. You ever see a squirrel fall out of a tree and it hits the ground at 60 miles per hour but then it just runs right back up the tree like nothing happened? Fucking a short chick is like that. You can throw 'em around and stuff and they just bounce right back. Tall chicks aren’t as good. I’m pretty lazy, and I can’t be running from one corner of the bed to another just to get my penis from her mouth to her vagina and back again. That’s exhausting. I know none of this makes a lick of sense, but I’m pretty sure no one reads this far anyway.
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09.27.2007 KRISTEN BELL IS A HUGE STAR
I'm not gonna lie to you, I've seen better ideas than to put Kristen Bell in a bikini. And Paddington's hat. I'm sure this would be the hottest scene of 1953, but relative to other stuff on TV, this is boring. Although, to be fair, I'm not entirely sure who this chick is, so I guess you could say I'm not impressed. These pictures are her on the set of "Heroes", which is another show I know nothing about. From what I gather it's about superheroes, and they fight … umm … I don't know, illiteracy, I think. Sounds like a pretty boring show. I think a better show would be one about a chick with big boobs and long hair and we follow her on a heart warming journey to the shower. Everyone can enjoy a show like that.
