Kristen Stewart still acting like a weirdo

By brendon December 14, 2012 @ 1:30 PM

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Kristen Stewart had a premiere last night for her movie ‘On The Road’, which is just another way of saying Kristen Stewart wore a weird and unflattering outfit. To be fair, it does look better from the back, but a lot of that may just be the subliminal joy you feel when Kristen Stewart is walking away.

Kristen Stewart was sexy, still boring

By brendon November 15, 2012 @ 6:51 PM

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Do you have any idea how dull a girl has to be to wear an outfit that is skin tight AND see-through, and still be boring? Well you do now because Kristen Stewart did it last night at the London premiere of ‘Twilight: I Thought We Were Done With These’.

It didn’t help that she immediately went from “sexy movie star” right back to “schlumpy stoner”. I’ve never seen someone so attractive be so unsexy. Robert Pattinson is either blind or wears a strap-on.

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Kristen Stewart says she never slept with Rupert Sanders

By brendon September 27, 2012 @ 7:16 PM

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When it came out that Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson with Rupert Sanders, and especially when she gave that horribly awkward public apology, everyone assumed she actually had sex with him. Or at least I did because she’s high all the time and girls like that have lots of random sex.

But now it seems that might not be the case, at least according to the two people who have every reason to lie about it.

“Kristen and Rupert both told their respective partners that they didn’t actually have sex,” a source close to the situation tells Radar. “Kristen was absolutely steadfast that she only engaged in several make-out sessions with Rupert but never slept with him. Rob didn’t believe her in the beginning but as time wore on he accepted her explanation. Kristen has given Rob passwords to her voicemail and e-mail account to prove she has nothing to hide and will do anything to get his trust back.”

Oohh, so she’s dingy looking, cheats and grovels with no dignity whatsoever? Yeah, don’t let her get away Rob, she’s a real catch.

Kristen Stewart is wearing Robert Patinsons clothes again

By brendon September 06, 2012 @ 12:13 PM

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WEIRD: Kristen Stewart was wearing Robert Pattinsons clothes two weeks ago, about a month after they broke up because she cheated on him.

XTRA WEIRD: She did it again yesterday, wearing one of his shirts to LAX.

“THIS BITCH IS INSANE”: These are the only two times she’s been photographed since July. She’s essentially left the house twice in six weeks, and she’s been in his clothes each time. Is that coincidence, or does she wear his clothes every single day and we just don’t see it? This dude is gonna end up in her bed with his feet between a block of wood while she picks up a sledgehammer and tells him this is for the best.

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Kristen Stewart is still wearing Robert Pattinsons stuff

By brendon August 23, 2012 @ 5:10 PM

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It was July 25th when Us broke the story about Kristen Stewart cheating on Robert Pattinson, and she was photographed for the first time since then on Monday. While wearing a Baltimore Orioles cap and backpack which belong to Pattinson, and a gold ring that he gave her.

It was either sad/”awww” or sad/”this chick is going to fucking murder me”, depending on how you feel about Stewart. Pattinson is somewhere in the middle.

“Rob’s not impressed by the photo of Kristen, and he’s not sure what she’s trying to prove,” a source close to the situation exclusively told Radar.
“He’s been doing his best to push through this, promoting his movie and everything while still trying to figure out where he and Kristen stand. With these photos of her wearing his hat, backpack and ring, it’s just got him wondering what kind of mind games she’s playing.”

These aren’t mind games. These are the actions of a crazy person. She’s probably pulling strands of his hair out of a stolen brush, pushing them into her vagina, then praying it’ll get her pregnant.

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Jennifer Lawrence took a shot at Kristen Stewart (not literally)

By brendon August 16, 2012 @ 4:00 PM

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When Kristen Stewart was caught cheating with director Rupert Sanders a few weeks ago, Hollywood was shocked. A director, hitting on a young actress? It was unheard of.

But now Jennifer Lawrence says directors and producers have hit on her too. Which I assume means she immediately took off her pants and slept with them. What choice would she have?

“Jennifer has a healthy rivalry with Kristen, but she thinks that the cheating scandal she got caught up in could have been avoided,” a source close to Lawrence revealed.
“Jennifer (said she’s) received attention from many older men, especially powerful movie directors in the past, and would never want to jeopardize her career by getting involved with a married man.”
“She was clearly referring to Kristen’s liaison with Rupert,” the source told Radar.

This is why I stay away from movie sets. With all those pervert producers around, and me being so handsome, I worry about my sexual safety. If they just want to watch me, that’s one thing, but hey, come on, you see with your eyes, not your hands.

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