Kristen Stewart is still wearing Robert Pattinsons stuff

By brendon August 23, 2012 @ 5:10 PM

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It was July 25th when Us broke the story about Kristen Stewart cheating on Robert Pattinson, and she was photographed for the first time since then on Monday. While wearing a Baltimore Orioles cap and backpack which belong to Pattinson, and a gold ring that he gave her.

It was either sad/”awww” or sad/”this chick is going to fucking murder me”, depending on how you feel about Stewart. Pattinson is somewhere in the middle.

“Rob’s not impressed by the photo of Kristen, and he’s not sure what she’s trying to prove,” a source close to the situation exclusively told Radar.
“He’s been doing his best to push through this, promoting his movie and everything while still trying to figure out where he and Kristen stand. With these photos of her wearing his hat, backpack and ring, it’s just got him wondering what kind of mind games she’s playing.”

These aren’t mind games. These are the actions of a crazy person. She’s probably pulling strands of his hair out of a stolen brush, pushing them into her vagina, then praying it’ll get her pregnant.

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Jennifer Lawrence took a shot at Kristen Stewart (not literally)

By brendon August 16, 2012 @ 4:00 PM

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When Kristen Stewart was caught cheating with director Rupert Sanders a few weeks ago, Hollywood was shocked. A director, hitting on a young actress? It was unheard of.

But now Jennifer Lawrence says directors and producers have hit on her too. Which I assume means she immediately took off her pants and slept with them. What choice would she have?

“Jennifer has a healthy rivalry with Kristen, but she thinks that the cheating scandal she got caught up in could have been avoided,” a source close to Lawrence revealed.
“Jennifer (said she’s) received attention from many older men, especially powerful movie directors in the past, and would never want to jeopardize her career by getting involved with a married man.”
“She was clearly referring to Kristen’s liaison with Rupert,” the source told Radar.

This is why I stay away from movie sets. With all those pervert producers around, and me being so handsome, I worry about my sexual safety. If they just want to watch me, that’s one thing, but hey, come on, you see with your eyes, not your hands.

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Kristen Stewart has been fired from her own franchise

By brendon August 15, 2012 @ 2:33 PM

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Hahahaha, hahaha. Ha. Ha. Haha. Hahahaha. The Hollywood Reporter says…

Universal has decided to shelf its planned ‘Snow White and the Huntsman’ sequel and is instead focusing on a solo Huntsman movie starring Chris Hemsworth.
Kristen Stewart will not be invited to return.
It’s unclear whether director Rupert Sanders will return, though one source with ties to the production says he will.
While it might have been awkward for Stewart and Sanders to reunite for a sequel, it is not clear why the decision to move forward without Stewart was made.

Um, yes it is. She’s a terrible actress. They didn’t even let her talk in the first trailer. Also, no one likes her. Since ‘Twilight’ in 2008, she’s been in 4 movies that weren’t sequels or ‘Snow White’.

‘Adventureland’. It’s made a total of $17.1 million, worldwide.
‘The Yellow Handkerchief’. It’s made a total of $318,000, worldwide.
‘The Runaways’. It’s made a total of $4.6 million, worldwide.
‘Welcome to the Rileys’. It’s made a total of $317,000, worldwide.

There’s tons of really good young actresses in Hollywood, there’s no advantage whatsoever to casting Stewart, other than the fact that she’ll blow the director and knows where to score kick-ass weed.

CONFLICTING UPDATE - Universal now says pretty much the exact opposite of all this.

Robert Pattinson finally did an interview

By brendon August 14, 2012 @ 1:54 PM


Robert Pattinson had agreed to go on ‘the Daily Show’ to promote his new movie ‘Cosmopolis’ (based on the book by the great Don DeLilo) long before Kristen Stewart cheated on him, and while she’s been dropping out of movies and canceling premieres she had lined up, he actually showed up yesterday to talk about everything.

Unfortunately Jon Stewart did what he always does, which is spend most of the time making dumb faces and flailing around. Does he have Parkinsons or something? He’s like a less-charming Michael J. Fox.

Liberty Ross can’t take a hint

By brendon August 09, 2012 @ 9:43 AM

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Liberty Ross is the wife of Rupert Sanders, the guy who Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson with. And considering what a huge story that was and how cavalier they were about it, you might think she’d be packing her things and filing for divorce.

And yet

Ross has already seen a divorce lawyer … but her goal is reconciliation. In fact, Liberty and Rupert have already been to a marriage and family therapist.

“Oh gee honey, that’s a really touching offer and obviously family therapy is terrific, but, um, you did see those pictures of me making out with that other girl right, with Kristen Stewart? How much more clear do you want me to make this?”

Robert Pattinson kicked Kristen Stewart out

By brendon July 30, 2012 @ 7:04 PM

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Last week there were reports that Robert Pattinson had moved out of the house he shared with Kristen Stewart, on account of her whoring. But that didn’t make a ton of sense considering it’s his house and he paid $6.2 million for it. A more likely scenario was he was simply giving her time to pack up, and now that does in fact seem to be the case.

A source tells People that the actor, who has been staying out of sight since leaving the home he shares with Stewart in Los Angeles, recently asked her to remove her belongings from the house.
And early Saturday morning, a moving truck was spotted doing just that.

In addition to these words, People has a picture of a house in Hollywood, where movie stars live, and a u-haul. It all seems legit. If they’re lying, they’ve done their homework.