Kristen Stewart has been fired from her own franchise

By brendon August 15, 2012 @ 2:33 PM


Hahahaha, hahaha. Ha. Ha. Haha. Hahahaha. The Hollywood Reporter says…

Universal has decided to shelf its planned ‘Snow White and the Huntsman’ sequel and is instead focusing on a solo Huntsman movie starring Chris Hemsworth.
Kristen Stewart will not be invited to return.
It’s unclear whether director Rupert Sanders will return, though one source with ties to the production says he will.
While it might have been awkward for Stewart and Sanders to reunite for a sequel, it is not clear why the decision to move forward without Stewart was made.

Um, yes it is. She’s a terrible actress. They didn’t even let her talk in the first trailer. Also, no one likes her. Since ‘Twilight’ in 2008, she’s been in 4 movies that weren’t sequels or ‘Snow White’.

‘Adventureland’. It’s made a total of $17.1 million, worldwide.
‘The Yellow Handkerchief’. It’s made a total of $318,000, worldwide.
‘The Runaways’. It’s made a total of $4.6 million, worldwide.
‘Welcome to the Rileys’. It’s made a total of $317,000, worldwide.

There’s tons of really good young actresses in Hollywood, there’s no advantage whatsoever to casting Stewart, other than the fact that she’ll blow the director and knows where to score kick-ass weed.

CONFLICTING UPDATE - Universal now says pretty much the exact opposite of all this.

Robert Pattinson finally did an interview

By brendon August 14, 2012 @ 1:54 PM

Robert Pattinson had agreed to go on ‘the Daily Show’ to promote his new movie ‘Cosmopolis’ (based on the book by the great Don DeLilo) long before Kristen Stewart cheated on him, and while she’s been dropping out of movies and canceling premieres she had lined up, he actually showed up yesterday to talk about everything.

Unfortunately Jon Stewart did what he always does, which is spend most of the time making dumb faces and flailing around. Does he have Parkinsons or something? He’s like a less-charming Michael J. Fox.

Liberty Ross can’t take a hint

By brendon August 09, 2012 @ 9:43 AM


Liberty Ross is the wife of Rupert Sanders, the guy who Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson with. And considering what a huge story that was and how cavalier they were about it, you might think she’d be packing her things and filing for divorce.

And yet

Ross has already seen a divorce lawyer … but her goal is reconciliation. In fact, Liberty and Rupert have already been to a marriage and family therapist.

“Oh gee honey, that’s a really touching offer and obviously family therapy is terrific, but, um, you did see those pictures of me making out with that other girl right, with Kristen Stewart? How much more clear do you want me to make this?”

Robert Pattinson kicked Kristen Stewart out

By brendon July 30, 2012 @ 7:04 PM


Last week there were reports that Robert Pattinson had moved out of the house he shared with Kristen Stewart, on account of her whoring. But that didn’t make a ton of sense considering it’s his house and he paid $6.2 million for it. A more likely scenario was he was simply giving her time to pack up, and now that does in fact seem to be the case.

A source tells People that the actor, who has been staying out of sight since leaving the home he shares with Stewart in Los Angeles, recently asked her to remove her belongings from the house.
And early Saturday morning, a moving truck was spotted doing just that.

In addition to these words, People has a picture of a house in Hollywood, where movie stars live, and a u-haul. It all seems legit. If they’re lying, they’ve done their homework.

Robert Pattinson was ‘horrified’ by Kristen Stewarts apology

By brendon July 26, 2012 @ 1:41 PM


If it seemed awkward and weird yesterday when Kristen Stewart issued a public apology for cheating on Robert Pattinson, that’s because it was. Especially if you happen to be Robert Pattinson.

A source told the Chicago Sun Times:

“He is still in total shock, but Rob is a very, very proud man — and Kristen knew how he feels about remaining faithful, loyalty and commitment. … He also was horrified that she issued a public apology to him.
“It was even more surprising because the two of them had this very specific personal agreement about not ‘going public’ with their relationship, until they both agreed it was the right time. To do it this way — apologizing for cheating on him — ended up being totally unacceptable.
“As Rob told me [after Stewart released her statement], “She only had to call two people: me and Liberty [Ross, Sanders’ wife].”

Once again Pattinson comes off like a decent person (like he did here and here) by saying Stewart owes Liberty Ross an apology too. And once again Stewart comes off like a retard who can’t do anything right. She might as well have used that apology to name and rank all the guys whose sperm she’s swallowed.

Kristen Stewart made a public apology

By brendon July 25, 2012 @ 2:21 PM


This seems a little weird–though no weirder than seeing her play golf in Malibu five days ago in cut-off shorts and Vibram FiveFinger shoes–but Kristen Stewart has issued a public aplogy for cheating on Robert Pattinson. So if you see him, I guess maybe you could read this to him or something.

“I’m deeply sorry for the hurt and embarrassment I’ve caused to those close to me and everyone this has affected. This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in my life, the person I love and respect the most, Rob. I love him, I love him, I’m so sorry.”

To which Rupert Sanders replied, “Are you gonna keep going on all day about what a terrible mistake I was? I’ve got feelings you know.”

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