By Jack January 28, 2015 @ 12:00 PM
Kids that grew up in the 80′s were punched in the dick by the news of the all female cast of the new Ghostbusters. Kristen Wiig and Melissa McCarthy and a couple of the less expensive chicks from SNL will take the place of the original cast. Why is this happening? Oh yeah, Hollywood hates original ideas.
Read all about this cinematic tragedy. (Dlisted)
Dakota Johnson wears a see-through shirt because she is kind to her fans. (Egotastic)
Is it just me or is Kurt Cobain’s daughter kinda hot. (TMZ)
I like Chris Pratt and all but Indiana Jones? Get a fucking grip. (Huffington Post)
Alessandra Ambrosio knows how to fill out a bikini. (Drunken Stepfather)
Alyssa Miller in lingerie is faptastic. (Popoholic)
Lindsay Lohan thinks shaking hands with fans counts as community service. (The Superficial)
By brendon January 14, 2013 @ 4:22 PM
Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig were horsing around last night at the Golden Globes while on stage to present the award for Best Girl Actor (video here), but Tommy Lee Jones doesn’t have time for their nonsense. If you say you’re gonna watch a movie, you better watch that fucking movie, or Tommy Lee Jones will beat your ass.
In Wednesdays Page Six, the New York Post will reportedly expose an embarrassing secret about MacGruber. They’ll say that, before becoming a spy, he wanted to be a naked model. He’s a very sensual man and his chemistry with the camera is electrifying, but he didn’t make it because his penis was only average size. And then they’ll mention these pictures.
But since “waiting for Wednesday” sounds like some faggity Oprah book about kids with cancer, here are the pictures they’ll be talking about. As a powerful Hollywood insider, I was able to get them from a secret source. I’m so happy! Everything is going exactly as planned! My goal is to make Tyler the internets premiere destination for full frontal naked pictures of men.