By Lex October 26, 2015 @ 12:20 PM
Kristen Wiig and every other person associated with the Ghostbusters reboot mentions how trolls online have savaged the film from day one because of the all-female cast. It’s a solid way to lump all criticism of a retreading and molesting a classic movie as sexist and hateful. Look, I found a guy in Laredo who Tweeted that chicks can’t be Ghostbusters because ghosts would just hide in their vaginas. Call him a ‘rising tide of misogyny’ and run with it.
Hollywood now simply remakes movies with black dudes playing formerly white roles and women playing the roles of men and looks up with a sheepish grin like a toddler playing with their poo. They used to just redo previously successful stories. Now they take the entire package of title and history and goodwill and change up a couple things and shove it out there like Denny’s waitress weekend whores at CES. She just took your breakfast order and now you’re fucking her at the Nugget. That shouldn’t be. Everything goes to shit when there aren’t boundaries. Including movies. Accept your five million and back end points and try to move on. A real civil rights cause might come along and find you one day.
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By Michael January 28, 2015 @ 12:00 PM
Kids that grew up in the 80′s were punched in the dick by the news of the all female cast of the new Ghostbusters. Kristen Wiig and Melissa McCarthy and a couple of the less expensive chicks from SNL will take the place of the original cast. Why is this happening? Oh yeah, Hollywood hates original ideas.
Read all about this cinematic tragedy. (Dlisted)
Dakota Johnson wears a see-through shirt because she is kind to her fans. (Egotastic)
Is it just me or is Kurt Cobain’s daughter kinda hot. (TMZ)
I like Chris Pratt and all but Indiana Jones? Get a fucking grip. (Huffington Post)
Alessandra Ambrosio knows how to fill out a bikini. (Drunken Stepfather)
Alyssa Miller in lingerie is faptastic. (Popoholic)
Lindsay Lohan thinks shaking hands with fans counts as community service. (The Superficial)
By brendon January 14, 2013 @ 4:22 PM
Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig were horsing around last night at the Golden Globes while on stage to present the award for Best Girl Actor (video here), but Tommy Lee Jones doesn’t have time for their nonsense. If you say you’re gonna watch a movie, you better watch that fucking movie, or Tommy Lee Jones will beat your ass.
In Wednesdays Page Six, the New York Post will reportedly expose an embarrassing secret about MacGruber. They’ll say that, before becoming a spy, he wanted to be a naked model. He’s a very sensual man and his chemistry with the camera is electrifying, but he didn’t make it because his penis was only average size. And then they’ll mention these pictures.
But since “waiting for Wednesday” sounds like some faggity Oprah book about kids with cancer, here are the pictures they’ll be talking about. As a powerful Hollywood insider, I was able to get them from a secret source. I’m so happy! Everything is going exactly as planned! My goal is to make Tyler the internets premiere destination for full frontal naked pictures of men.