Kristin Cavallari Shocks the World By Confessing that Reality TV Isn’t Real

By Lex December 20, 2013 @ 5:52 PM

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Kristin Cavallari went on the Bethenny Frankel show to tell all about how her reality shows Laguna Beach and The Hills weren’t particularly real, and most of the events and drama was staged and prompted by producers. Kristin revealed that her dating relationship with Brody Jenner was entirely fabricated and that show producers would text cast members things to say when they being filmed out at lunches. Bethenny looked on thoughtfully as Kristin spoke, nervously hoping that Kristin wouldn’t use Bethenny’s chopped up face and tits as a metaphor for how fake reality TV is. Kristin went on to expose more showbiz fabrications, though kept quiet on how she coincidentally got pregnant with Jay Cutler’s baby during the very same week he was preparing to dump her.

Kristin Cavallari In A Bikini

By Lex June 04, 2013 @ 4:10 PM

Kristin Cavallari In A Bikini Poolside In Los Angeles
In the category of former hybrid reality stars who tricked second-tier NFL QBs’s into a baby after they threatened to break up with them, Kristin Cavallari has a really nice ass. You’d be surprised, the category is pretty big.

Here’s Kristin in a bikini pretending she’s not in a staged photoshoot.

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Chaz Bono survives another week on DWTS

By brendon October 05, 2011 @ 9:35 AM

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Despite the fact that Chaz Bono has received the lowest scores from the judges for the past two weeks, it was reality “star” (and I use that term in the loosest possible sense) Kristin Cavallari who got voted off of ‘Dancing With The Stars’ last night.

“Um, I’m a little surprised to be honest,” Kristin said. “But I’ve had such a great time and it’s been an awesome experience. So, you know, it is what it is.”

Yeah dipshit, I sure do. What it is is that you lost a popularity contest to a 300 pound transgender monstrosity. I see now why MTV keeps giving new shows to such a dynamic personality. (yahoo)

kristin cavallari looks awesome

By brendon April 26, 2010 @ 4:57 PM

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Both Paris Hilton and Kristin Cavallari hosted pool parties in Vegas this weekend, and Kristin was prolly paid less than Paris which is insanity because Kristin looked fantastic. Her ass and legs are incredible. I can barely believe my eyes. When the hell did this happen? Has she always been this hot? I don’t want to point fingers, but did you know about this?

I knew it. And yet you said nothing. You’ve just made yourself a powerful new enemy, my friend.

hmm. well. look at that.

By brendon October 09, 2009 @ 3:11 PM

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Kristin Cavallari was doing whatever the hell it is she does yesterday, and if this was in fact for her job, she was wise to chose a profession that included wearing tiny shorts because she kicks ass at it. As a performer, you have to know what your strengths are. Kristins include wearing very little clothing and then not speaking. If she thinks this is limiting her career, perhaps having sex with another girl and then sending me a video of it would help for some reason.

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kristin cavallari is still cute

By brendon October 07, 2009 @ 4:51 PM

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Kristin Cavallari filmed some scenes for ‘the Hills’ yesterday in Malibu, and she’s cute, but only in a bikini, and even then not cute enough to ever sit through ‘the Hills’. MTV should get a different show, one that’s good, and then just have pictures of Kristin in the corner of the screen. Just have a video of her showering or swimming or something. Maybe a show where a pig is in the FBI for some reason. And he solves crimes no one else can. That would be a really good show.

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