Despite the fact that Chaz Bono has received the lowest scores from the judges for the past two weeks, it was reality “star” (and I use that term in the loosest possible sense) Kristin Cavallari who got voted off of ‘Dancing With The Stars’ last night.
“Um, I’m a little surprised to be honest,” Kristin said. “But I’ve had such a great time and it’s been an awesome experience. So, you know, it is what it is.”
Yeah dipshit, I sure do. What it is is that you lost a popularity contest to a 300 pound transgender monstrosity. I see now why MTV keeps giving new shows to such a dynamic personality. (yahoo)
Both Paris Hilton and Kristin Cavallari hosted pool parties in Vegas this weekend, and Kristin was prolly paid less than Paris which is insanity because Kristin looked fantastic. Her ass and legs are incredible. I can barely believe my eyes. When the hell did this happen? Has she always been this hot? I don’t want to point fingers, but did you know about this?
I knew it. And yet you said nothing. You’ve just made yourself a powerful new enemy, my friend.
Kristin Cavallari was doing whatever the hell it is she does yesterday, and if this was in fact for her job, she was wise to chose a profession that included wearing tiny shorts because she kicks ass at it. As a performer, you have to know what your strengths are. Kristins include wearing very little clothing and then not speaking. If she thinks this is limiting her career, perhaps having sex with another girl and then sending me a video of it would help for some reason.
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Kristin Cavallari filmed some scenes for ‘the Hills’ yesterday in Malibu, and she’s cute, but only in a bikini, and even then not cute enough to ever sit through ‘the Hills’. MTV should get a different show, one that’s good, and then just have pictures of Kristin in the corner of the screen. Just have a video of her showering or swimming or something. Maybe a show where a pig is in the FBI for some reason. And he solves crimes no one else can. That would be a really good show.
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Stephanie Pratt, Kristin Cavallari, and Lo Bosworth filmed scenes for ‘The Hills’ in Malibu yesterday, and if you squint and pretend it’s a casket that Stephanie is climbing in and sailing away on like a Viking funeral these pictures are actually somewhat satisfying. If that’s working you can also imagine grabbing that paddle out of her hand and smashing her brother in the face until all his teeth break in half and stick into his tongue. The internet has widdled my imagination down to a nub, so neither of those worked for me. Instead I just turned my monitor off and admired the sexy man staring back at me. Well hello there handsome, what’s your name?
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Kristin Cavallari went to the beach in Malibu yesterday, but it would have been better if she had gone down to Manhattan or one of the more popular beaches like that. Because maybe they would have someone even more plain and boring than she is, and she could go stand by them. Then by default Kristin would seem somewhat animated and interesting.
