Two nights ago, Heather Graham wore that hot black dress that looks like a tiger attacked her to the UK premiere of the Hangover. Then she apparently washed it in hot and got it to Kristin Cavallari in time for some WB party last night. I thought girls took precautions to never do this kind of thing but I guess not. British Larry Bird must have thought so too because he looked preemptively upset.
Kristin must be pissed because Heather looked way hotter. Actually she didn’t but Heather wins anyway because she still looks like this in a bikini and she was Roller Girl. Who knows what Cavallari does. She’s on TV but there’s an old lady who talks about spoons from the Worlds Fair and salt shakers shaped like a cow on TV too. Ohhh, I’m so impressed Kristin. Do you two know each other, do you and the cow salt shaker lady ever hang out?
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I'm not saying that every theme party needs to be a shocking recreation of actual events, but I don't think it too much to ask that if you host a Disco 70’s party, that is to say a party where you and your friends dress up like they did in the 1970’s, as Kristin Cavallari did last night at Hyde in Hollywood, you should have some general idea of what that might have been. Hint: it's not this. I don’t mean to nitpick but the 70s weren’t really known for their aerobics classes. Honest to god she might as well have gone as an Indian or Ghostbuster.
As god as my witness I'm not even positive who Kristin Cavallari is. I believe she’s that girl from that show. On MTV. The one where it’s supposed to be unscripted but it's all staged. Not the new one though, or the brand new one, but that other one. The older one. I don't know the name. Anyway, here's that girl who might be the person on that show I don't know on Miami Beach yesterday. Best post ever? Yes my friends. Best. Post. Ever. (editors note: what?)
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