The Shannon Twins In Bikinis

By Lex July 05, 2013 @ 12:40 PM

The Shannon Twins Modeling Bikinis For A Poolside Photoshoot In Beverly Hills
I hate when you run into twins you’ve met several times and you still can’t tell which one is which. At some point they figure out you don’t know who is who and they bust you like you’re some outrageously impolite bastard. Yeah, it’s that, or, you two fucking zygotes look exactly the same. Don’t give me that crap about how one of you has the slightly more narrow nose. You’re a novelty act. I can’t tell the Shannon Twins apart. I know one digs chicks and the other one was engaged to Pete from Smallville who went to jail for having a trunk full of Oxy. Different stories, but they’re asses still look identical.

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By brendon October 07, 2008 @ 3:17 PM

All right, so, earlier this morning, everyone confirmed what was on here yesterday, namely that Holly from "Girls Next Door" has broken up with Hugh Hefner.  Meaning Hef is no longer dating any of the original Girls Next Door.  That is not to say that Hef isn’t stabbin any teen kitty.  In fact he’s tappin the two twins in the picture above, and they’re probable candidates for the next season of Girls Next Door.  Their names are Kristina and Karissa Shannon (myspaces here and here and here).  They are 19, from Tampa, Florida, haven’t been in Playboy yet, but have shot their Playmate pictorial, which will be in the magazine later this year, probably the Christmas issue.

There's another girl named Crystal McCahill (last 6 pictures, myspace here) who may or may not be in line for the show.  I’ve had one say she is, two say she is not.  I'm more inclined to believe the ones who say’s she is not.  She has huge tits, but she's not blond, and that may hold her back.  Love can be funny sometimes.    

Another possible candidate for GND is Kelly Carrington, the October Playmate of the month.  This is her on the cover here, more pictures here.  She’s immensely hotter than anyone else motioned here, unless you count the times I wrote “I”.