Karissa and Kristina Shannon Make It Another Year

By Lex October 03, 2014 @ 1:45 PM

Karissa and Kristina Shannon Wear Sheer Dresses While Celebrating Their Birthday In Hollywood
Before it was truly fashionable, the Shannon sisters were flashing their tits and loving important men long time in Hollywood. I think one of them is now doing that for women too, so consider them multi-versatile. They’re only 25 so I’m not sure how it seems like they arrived a century ago. Man, they look fucking old. Precisely what I’m talking about. Celebrity whore years are like Presidential years. They will age you like nothing else. You see those before and after photos of U.S. presidents from inauguration to last day in office and it’s remarkable. If you looked at the Shannon sisters vaginas you might just see the same patchy receding gray hair lines and bags. Of course, that will run you ten bucks. So maybe just one of you look and tell the rest of us what you saw.

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The Shannon Twins In Bikinis

By Lex July 05, 2013 @ 12:40 PM

The Shannon Twins Modeling Bikinis For A Poolside Photoshoot In Beverly Hills
I hate when you run into twins you’ve met several times and you still can’t tell which one is which. At some point they figure out you don’t know who is who and they bust you like you’re some outrageously impolite bastard. Yeah, it’s that, or, you two fucking zygotes look exactly the same. Don’t give me that crap about how one of you has the slightly more narrow nose. You’re a novelty act. I can’t tell the Shannon Twins apart. I know one digs chicks and the other one was engaged to Pete from Smallville who went to jail for having a trunk full of Oxy. Different stories, but they’re asses still look identical.

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HEF IS DATING THESE TWINS NOW

By brendon October 07, 2008 @ 3:17 PM

All right, so, earlier this morning, everyone confirmed what was on here yesterday, namely that Holly from "Girls Next Door" has broken up with Hugh Hefner.  Meaning Hef is no longer dating any of the original Girls Next Door.  That is not to say that Hef isn’t stabbin any teen kitty.  In fact he’s tappin the two twins in the picture above, and they’re probable candidates for the next season of Girls Next Door.  Their names are Kristina and Karissa Shannon (myspaces here and here and here).  They are 19, from Tampa, Florida, haven’t been in Playboy yet, but have shot their Playmate pictorial, which will be in the magazine later this year, probably the Christmas issue.

There's another girl named Crystal McCahill (last 6 pictures, myspace here) who may or may not be in line for the show.  I’ve had one say she is, two say she is not.  I'm more inclined to believe the ones who say’s she is not.  She has huge tits, but she's not blond, and that may hold her back.  Love can be funny sometimes.    

Another possible candidate for GND is Kelly Carrington, the October Playmate of the month.  This is her on the cover here, more pictures here.  She’s immensely hotter than anyone else motioned here, unless you count the times I wrote “I”.