Kylie Bisutti Is Still Yapping About Victoria’s Secret

By Travis May 15, 2013 @ 11:00 AM

After former model Kylie Bisutti started making the TV rounds to promote her new book, “I’m No Angel: From Victoria’s Secret Model to Role Model”, her one-time employer was quick to defend the company’s reputation by clarifying that she had only worked for Victoria’s Secret one time. So technically, the title of Kylie’s book is 100 percent accurate, because she was never an Angel, but Victoria’s Secret reps are still upset that the model-turned-promoter-of-faith has brought so much negative attention to them.

This is all great news for Kylie, naturally, as she was invited back to the Today Show yesterday to respond to Victoria’s Secret’s claims of bullshit attention whoredom, and she told host Savannah Guthrie that this was never about Victoria’s Secret, but the modeling industry as a whole. You see, it’s just a coincidence that the title uses both the term Angel and the name Victoria’s Secret. But I’m sure that’s all someone else’s fault, too. After all, no one can judge our book titles but God.

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Victoria’s Secret Says Kylie Bisutti Is Full Of Shit

By Travis April 29, 2013 @ 10:00 AM

Kylie Bisutti claims in her new book that she gave up her brief modeling career because she hated feeling like a piece of meat, citing numerous examples of how she had to strip down to her underwear for photo shoots. Of course, she knowingly and willingly entered a Victoria’s Secret TV competition to win those opportunities, but she wrote that it was the stuff that happened after she won that really made her regret wanting to wear underwear for a living.

Now, reps from Victoria’s Secret have responded to the shots she takes at the company in her book, “I’m No Angel” by saying that she’s not honest either.

Ms. Bisutti has made numerous fabrications and misstatements of fact regarding her brief association with Victoria’s Secret… She was never a Victoria’s Secret ‘Angel’ as defined by the terms of our Angel model contract… She has repeatedly fabricated her work experience with Victoria’s Secret — including a relationship that simply did not exist. (People)

Yeah, but in her defense, the play on words in her book title is really clever because Victoria’s Secret models are called Angels and she’s really religious now. Then again, “These Tits are for God” would probably sell even better.

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Kylie Bisutti Is Not A Piece Of Meat

By Travis April 25, 2013 @ 9:00 AM

In 2009, an unknown model named Kylie Bisutti was rocketed into the spotlight after she topped 10,000 other women to win the Victoria’s Secret Angel Search. Of course, the iconic lingerie and women’s clothing company doesn’t just take any girl with a solid C-cup off the streets, as the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show director, Sophia Neophitou, even once said they’d turn away Kate Upton because she looks like a Page 3 girl. Like that’s a bad thing.

But Kylie was perfect for them and she had no problem strutting her stuff on the big stage until one day when she was doing a shoot for FHM. She told the NY Post about her sudden change of heart now that she’s selling a book about that awful time in her life when she made a lot of money.

I was being paid to strip down and pose provocatively to titillate men. It wasn’t about modeling clothes anymore; I felt like a piece of meat.

The next day, I broke down and started sobbing. I was in my bedroom and dropped to my knees and started to pray.

And now she lives in Montana, where she’s happily married and volunteers for her church. But you know what might bring in a couple more bucks at the bake sale? No bra.

Kylie Bisutti should open her bible, read Matthew 25:14

By brendon February 09, 2012 @ 12:47 PM


Kylie Bisutti won the Victoria’s Secret Model Search in 2009 when she was just 19, but now she’s decided she shouldn’t model bikinis and lingerie anymore because she’s religious, and somehow that means her husband is the only one who should see the sides of her tits.

“I just started becoming more uncomfortable with it because of my faith,” Bisutti told FOX411.
“I’m Christian, and reading the Bible more, I was becoming more convicted about it.”
“My body should only be for my husband and it’s just a sacred thing. I didn’t really want to be that kind of role model for younger girls because I had a lot of younger Christian girls that were looking up to me and then thinking that it was okay for them to walk around and show their bodies in lingerie to guys.”

Ahh, and yet in the Parable of the Talents, Jesus talks about a master who gives his servants some money, and instead of investing it, one of the servants says, “I went away and hid your talent in the earth.” And he’s punished. So it’s a sin if we don’t use the gifts God has given us. And tits like that on a 19-year-old are definitely a gift. Trust me, I look at tits all day, those are special.

So look Jesus, I don’t like you and you don’t like me, but if we work together on this we can get this girl back in bikinis. I can either be your best friend… or your worst enemy!

kylie bisutti is more like it

By brendon December 10, 2009 @ 4:16 PM


19-year-old Kylie Bisutti from Nevada won the Victorias Secret model search a few weeks ago, the first one they’ve ever had, and yesterday she was in St. Barths for her very first shoot.

She’s 5’10” and I could have done without that, but her enormous tits are fantastically disproportionate to the rest of her rail thin body (better here and here and here). It’s truly wonderful. Her tits are so big that if you were on St. Barths right now, no matter what part or what direction you looked, there’s like a 40 percent chance you could see them.

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