Kim K Slut Shamed By Another Rapper

January 29, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Imagine struggling so much as a musician that you’d do almost anything if it meant selling more of your upcoming album. And by anything, I mean make disparaging comments about Kim Kardashian. Hold on. I know you’re thinking what’s... READ MORE

Kardashians Cutting Off Access To Their Overpriced App

December 27, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

All good things must come to an end. What I imagine was only another innovative way to waste time in the form of an app, exclusively available to idiots willing to shell out $12 a month for more Kardashian,... READ MORE

Kylie Spending A Large Lump Sum On Her Wedding

September 10, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Kylie is securing her spot as second most important thing with a vagina in the Kardashian household. She was tied with Kanye, but she’s set to take the lead after announcing her wedding will cost around $30 million. Wedding... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner Must Be Punished For Celebrating Father’s Day With Pics Of Her Father

June 18, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Well now she's gone too far. It would appear that on Father's Day, Kylie Jenner posted pictures of her father Bruce Jenner with the caption"so lucky to have you." She followed that with a sparkly emoji. Obviously Jenner is... READ MORE

Caitlyn Jenner Forsaken By Trans Community And Kardashians In New Interview

May 24, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The sassy starlet chatted it up with something called Broadly - which we can assume is a publication dedicated to women with huge broad linebacker shoulders - and opened up about how everyone inexplicably hates her. How could this... READ MORE

Things That Are Random And Kind Of Funny: Kyle Dunnigan Jenndashian Video

May 23, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Believe it or not, the women in this video are not, in fact, members of the Jenndashian brothel, even though Khloé frankly has never looked better. Kyle Dunnigan makes videos recreating probably actual Facetime conversations between a family of whores,... READ MORE

Piers Morgan Makes Valid Point About Religious Double Standards

May 12, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

If aliens were to visit and saw the Pope in his customary wizard costume, the extraterrestrial outsider would instantly assume, without further context, that the Catholic dress code hasn’t caught up with everyone else on Earth. But just because... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner Treating Her Man Like A Boy

May 2, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Kylie Jenner is one woman with the heart of an inner city kid no talented entertainer ever pursues. Her rapper boyfriend Travis Scott just turned 26 on April 30th and to celebrate she rented out a Six Flags amusement... READ MORE

Kylie Too Busy To Care About Blac Chyna While Rob Dates Her Doppelgänger

March 29, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I can sense the end of a dynasty soon. The wall has been breached. Caitlyn Jenner has half a nose, Kim doesn’t get as much attention as she used to on Instagram, and the stress of teetering on the... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner Costing Snapchat Billions After Bad Review

February 24, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I’m not the biggest fan of social media and Snapchat is my least favorite. There’s something about always sending friends and strangers your location and up-to-the-minute information about what you’re doing that comes off as attention seeking. Just not... READ MORE