Imagine struggling so much as a musician that you’d do almost anything if it meant selling more of your upcoming album. And by anything, I mean make disparaging comments about Kim Kardashian. Hold on. I know you’re thinking what’s... READ MORE

All good things must come to an end. What I imagine was only another innovative way to waste time in the form of an app, exclusively available to idiots willing to shell out $12 a month for more Kardashian,... READ MORE

Kylie is securing her spot as second most important thing with a vagina in the Kardashian household. She was tied with Kanye, but she’s set to take the lead after announcing her wedding will cost around $30 million. Wedding... READ MORE

Well now she's gone too far. It would appear that on Father's Day, Kylie Jenner posted pictures of her father Bruce Jenner with the caption"so lucky to have you." She followed that with a sparkly emoji. Obviously Jenner is... READ MORE

The sassy starlet chatted it up with something called Broadly - which we can assume is a publication dedicated to women with huge broad linebacker shoulders - and opened up about how everyone inexplicably hates her. How could this... READ MORE

Believe it or not, the women in this video are not, in fact, members of the Jenndashian brothel, even though Khloé frankly has never looked better. Kyle Dunnigan makes videos recreating probably actual Facetime conversations between a family of whores,... READ MORE

If aliens were to visit and saw the Pope in his customary wizard costume, the extraterrestrial outsider would instantly assume, without further context, that the Catholic dress code hasn’t caught up with everyone else on Earth. But just because... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner is one woman with the heart of an inner city kid no talented entertainer ever pursues. Her rapper boyfriend Travis Scott just turned 26 on April 30th and to celebrate she rented out a Six Flags amusement... READ MORE

I can sense the end of a dynasty soon. The wall has been breached. Caitlyn Jenner has half a nose, Kim doesn’t get as much attention as she used to on Instagram, and the stress of teetering on the... READ MORE

I’m not the biggest fan of social media and Snapchat is my least favorite. There’s something about always sending friends and strangers your location and up-to-the-minute information about what you’re doing that comes off as attention seeking. Just not... READ MORE