By Lex November 23, 2015 @ 11:50 AM
This is why you never talk shit about somebody your friend just broke up with, even when baited. Kendall Jenner posted a photo of her middle finger after her sister busted up with her black midget rapper boyfriend last week. Three days later those two are naturally back together because the first breakup never holds. Especially when underaged anal is involved. The rectum still burns for thee. Now Kylie’s forced to apologize to Tyga for her sister and letting some of his posse touch her tits to make the apology real. In general, stay out of the affairs of short people. God gave the hobgoblins guile and volatility to make up for their lack of stature and bad credit. Why can’t we utter the word eugenics out loud anymore?
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By Lex November 20, 2015 @ 12:06 PM
A girl reaches a point where she turns to see a greasy tattooed midget with his dick in her ass and thinks she can do better. Nobody hates themselves enough to date Tyga. Maybe Blac Chyna. According to TMZ, Kylie Jenner dumped Tyga when she got home from Australia and saw her statutory rapist in a fresh light. Also, her mom showed her the numbers. It just wasn’t working.
It’s unclear what Tyga will do now since everything he has or owns or consumes is paid for by the Kardashian syndicate. Racism makes it very difficult for a young black man with no education, no job skills, menacing tattoos, bad credit, illegitimate kids, and a criminal record for possessing an unlicensed tiger, to find a decent job. I’d recommend a myocardial infarction at a whorehouse in the Nevada desert. Unless you want to start growing tits and murder people on the PCH, that’s the only way back in.
By Jack November 19, 2015 @ 12:00 PM
Kylie and Kendall Jenner launched their new clothing line Kendall+Kylie this week. Ten percent of every purchase goes toward beating the underperforming child seamstresses God hates enough to force produce this crap.
Great, now they are going to have even more money. (Popoholic)
Ashley Benson displays her tits for Flaunt Magazine. (Last Men On Earth)
Lexa Shevchenko topless, wet, and hot as fuck. (Egotastic All-Stars)
Christie Brinkley is sucking on John Mellencamp’s chili dog. (TMZ)
Her name is just Elizabeth and she is just naked. (Drunken Stepfather)
These are the worst “literary” sex scenes this year. (The Chive)
Giada De Laurentiis’ tits are molto huge. (Hollywood Tuna)
By Lex November 13, 2015 @ 1:09 PM
There’s a sign right next to Kylie Jenner’s head in this photo that indicates where she’d be working in a meritocracy. Thanks, here’s your change. I don’t know what my tits would look like with Turtle wax on them. You got another twenty? Kylie hit the rare jackpot where having a big rack and the mind of a twig doesn’t limit your future to stripping or Latina appointed government official. Fuck you, it’s Friday.
Kylie and her rapper boyfriend took her exposed jugs out to dinner. The procession was akin to some kind of awkward ceremony where teens in destitute Slavic nation are forced to breed early because of war losses. Kylie kept grabbing at her breasts nervously like when you feel your wallet might be falling out of your pocket. Interracial barely legal porn isn’t what it used to be. Where do I go to get my unlimited bandwidth back?
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By Lex November 11, 2015 @ 10:43 AM
The Kardashian and Jenner daughters continue their ministry of tits and ass to the bedside of Lamar Odom desperately trying to stroke mouth the words, get the fuck out. The whore brigade has been visiting Scott Disick in rehab and laying flowers at the grave site of Long Dead Bob, honoring their commitment to care for all the men they’ve destroyed with their self-serving pie holes. Somebody consult the Cedars-Sinai rule book on barely legal thong flashes. Lamar Odom is immune, but there’s a lot of hypertensive old Jewish men not equipped to handle this kind of ass play. Nobody wants to die with a hard-on. Your wife will incinerate you out of spite.
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By Jack November 10, 2015 @ 12:00 PM
Would you let valedictorian Kylie Jenner tattoo you? Well, that’s what someone did at a tattoo parlor when they let Kylie take over the tattoo gun. The NYC health department is not amused.
Watch this d-bag get the hep. (TMZ)
Josephine Skriver in lacy lingerie. (Last Men On Earth)
Carmella Rose in a black bikini shows off her booty in Miami. (Egotastic)
Ali Michael takes some choice black and white nude pics. (Drunken Stepfather)
Nerd girls were not this hot when I was younger. (The Chive)
Leila Thomas bikinis out just for you. (Hollywood Tuna)
Jennifer Lawrence invites you to the leg show. (Popoholic)