A Bunch of Super Hot Girls Battled The AIDS

By Lex May 26, 2014 @ 3:33 PM

Kylie-Minogue-at-the-amFAR-Gala
Thanks to Donald Sterling and the Duck Commander and vast swaths of sub-Saharan Africa, The AIDS gets a really bad rap. But, make no mistake, it’s an everyman’s disease. At least, you should repeat that if you ever get invited to one of these amFAR galas they schedule around the big international film festivals throughout the year. This amFAR fund raiser in Cannes had so many good looking models and actresses walking into the party, it mimicked the conquest scrapbook Leonardo DiCaprio shows everybody who dares call him a dandy. I don’t know all these world class ladies. Heidi Klum, Kylie Minogue, Nicole Scherzinger, a bunch of other girls ready to raise money to fight the scourge of The AIDS. There’s no compelling reason to compare disease galas, but let’s be totally honest, Crohn’s and Lupus can’t draw this kind of talent. The super hot girls come strong for The AIDS. As long as I keep staring at their titties, I won’t be forced to confront the irony.

Photo credit: Pacific Coast News

Kylie Minogue Panties Are Colorful

By Lex May 22, 2014 @ 1:19 PM

Kylie Minogue Upskirt Onstage Performing At The 67th Cannes Film Festival
The Cannes Film Festival used to be a exclusive enclave of incredibly annoying pansexual European filmmakers droning on about their craft while a loaded Quentin Tarrantino babbled to a girl pretending to be interested and not at all like a French prostitute. Now it’s just Coachella for even whiter richer hipsters. You’ve got corporate parties and The AIDS galas and nightclub headliners and bottled water companies giving away water like it’s water. Kylie Minogue dropped by to perform on the beach and show off her panties, a prelude to wardrobe malfunctions you’ll see from Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan several hours later into the evening in the French version of street gutters. At some point, everybody will need to give a standing ovation to a bunch of films they slept through or missed, but will insist as publicly as possible were the most important films of the year that you really must see. Yes, I know, another Iranian boy has no shoes or lesbian German teens are savagely treated by their strudel making stepfather. I’m on it.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI, FameFlynet

The Voice Australia Might Be The Worst Thing On TV (VIDEO)

By Travis May 07, 2014 @ 2:04 PM

The Voice is supposed to be a show that allows established talented singers and musicians to compete against each other in selecting and coaching future stars of various genres, so that would obviously imply that the so-called coaches of the show are really good at what they do. However, the Australian version of The Voice must have missed the company memo on that one, because the judges for this season are Kylie Minogue, Ricky Martin, Joel Madden and Will.i.am, which means that out of four people, they have maybe 1.5 people’s worth of actual singing talent. But who needs talent from some artists that nobody gives a shit about anymore when you’ve got the kind of chemistry on display in this clip? It’s like an episode of Glee produced for the braindead.

BEYONCE IS CREATIVE

By brendon June 27, 2007 @ 11:20 AM

Beyonce has been ripped in the past for stealing her act and music and image from a wide range of other performers, and last night it sure as hell looks like she did it again. She opened the BET Awards show by appearing on stage in a metal exoskeleton lookin thingy that opens up piece by piece. Which, if you think about it, is somewhat similar to when Kylie Minogue opened her shows by appearing on stage in a metal exoskeleton lookin thingy that opens up piece by piece.  To be fair, Beyonce does sorta stomp out of the suit and then spaz around like a monster recently brought back to life for a little while.  Kylie foolishly choose to look pretty and sing.  Checkmate, Kylie.

(kylie in 2002 up top, beyonce last night after the jump