Presidents Day headlines

CHARLIE SHEEN - will pay the $10,000 needed to buy a golden retriever specially trained to turn on lights, pick up objects, and other everyday situations, for a 15-year-old girl (that he has never met) who was crippled in an accident. In a related story, I waved someone though in traffic today. I'M AN AMAZING MAN! (nydn) MAYA RUDOLPH - is pregnant for the fourth time. Which beats the number of times I assumed anyone...

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why even pretend, Kanye?

Some girls might be upset if there were pictures of their date pretending to listen to their dumb conversation but actually staring at their tits, but luckily for Kanye he dates Kim Kardashian, and any Hollywood starlet whose IMDb page includes a movie where she sucked off Ray-J five times is gonna be pretty tough to offend. (image source of kanye and kim at staples saturday night to watch the lakers close out the...

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