Lady Gaga wore one of her goofy outfits again last night to the nightclub Maya in London, and I don’t know how she does it but you still cant tell what she looks like.  She takes a thousand pictures a day, and you can't tell what she looks like in any of them.  She hides her face so well.  And I don’t appreciate that.  Girls should be honest with guys.  It's like that time I found out that girl in the chat room was actually 16.  She lied by 2 years, and that may not sound like a lot, but believe me it's a big deal.  If you’re not really 14, don’t say you are in the chats, do you know how far I had to drive to get here!

(picture source = pacific coast)

My taste in music apparently isn’t shitty enough to know who or what Lady GaGa might be, but there she was, caught by the paps as she went back to her hotel room in London last night.  She’s a big deal these days, so I decided I should listen to one of her songs, so I went onto iTunes, but then I quickly realized what I was doing and stopped.  Whew.  That was a close one.

(picture source = bauer griffin)