Much like Justin Bieber last week, Lady Gaga threw up on stage during a concert in Barcelona last night. But unlike Bieber, she didn’t scurry off like a little girl. She kept right on with her concert. I’ll just have to use more poison next time, I guess.
Ever since those fat pictures of Lady Gaga were published, she’s revealed that she’s been bulimic and anorexic since she was 15, posted pictures in her underwear and topless, and today she walked around the town of Juan les Pins, France, in tiny shorts and a bra with a spring in her step and a positive energy. She’s slayed that dragon called “eating” and let her eating disorders work their magic. It’s a real success story.
(image source = fame/flynet)
Just in case she needed someone to take a black and white – picture – in front of a wall (and she did), Terry Richardson met up with Lady Gaga at Donatella Verrsaces house. And for some reason Gaga took off her shirt. She’s the one on the right. I’m pretty sure. To be candid, if Gaga is tired of people making fun of the way she looks, pictures with Donatella Versace will do anything but help.
(direct link to the NSFW pic here)
‘Joanne Trattoria’, the Italian restaurant owned by Lady Gagas parents (and which she may or may not co-own) and named after her aunt, finally got it’s big review in the New York Daily News, and, basically, things would have gone better if the reviewer had walked in and the staff just threw shit at him like they were monkeys at the zoo.
“I came with an open mind, despite the fact that most of my colleagues have portrayed Joanne as the worst thing since herpes.”
No need to make this personal by insulting Aunt Joanne. Not cool dude.
“When a restaurant charges $18 for fried calamari, should the dish arrive so sloppily plated that it looks like the kitchen threw it back in the bowl after dropping it? Should the appetizer glow with grease or boast more breadcrumbs than squid? And should the accompanying marinara sauce taste like a powdered mix?”
Well in their defense, taking something that’s kind of shitty, then re-arranging it in the blandest way possible is a formula that has worked for the Gaga family before.
(image source of gaga wearing more of her goofy crap = pacific coast, bauer griffin)
People were criticizing Lady Gaga last week when they saw that’s she’s pretty much doubled in size, and rightfully so because that’s weird. So yesterday she went on her site to post some pictures in her underwear and say “oh boo-hoo poor me!” The first had the caption:
“Bulimia and anorexia since I was 15.”
If she’s implying that those are bad she shouldn’t have included pictures where she looks 100 percent better than she did last week. It’s more like a recommendation.
“But today I join the BODY REVOLUTION … To inspire bravery (and) BREED some m$therf*cking COMPASSION.”
Oh whatever fatty. Has there ever actually been a verified case of bulimia or anorexia? Are they even real things? I’m on porn sites and football message boards all day and I’ve never seen any studies or conclusive evidence. Makes me wonder.
Millions of people have said they’d like to kill Lady Gaga at some point, but they didn’t mean it literally, and it’s usually after hearing one of her songs or seeing Perez Hilton.
But now some people might mean it literally, because two days ago in London she wore a burka with a handbag that had “cunt” written on it, and the people in question are savage lunatics.
“That (handbag) comes across as a clear insult to Muslims and Islam,” said a Chicago-based representative of several Muslim groups, who asked not to be identified. I’m hearing that the uproar is leading to a big increase in Lady Gaga’s security detail.
Wait what? A Muslim is perceiving some innocuous act as a personal insult to their religion? I’ve never heard of such a thing!
I asked Gaga’s friend Lindsay Lohan what she thought about this and Lindsay Lohan stood defiant. “Screw those pedophiles,” Lindsay Lohan said. Lindsay Lohan then added: “They talk big but they’re too busy sucking cock to do anything about it. I, and by that I mean me, the actress Lindsay Lohan, didn’t see anything about purses in the Koran while I was pissing on it.”
(source = chicago sun times. image source = bauer griffin, inf)