By brendon January 26, 2011 @ 8:40 PM
KATIE COURIC – says that Muslims in America want their own TV show. Does security footage from airports count? (popeater)
LADY GAGA – is creating a perfume that smells like blood and semen. Uhh, I already have both those things. If I wanted to mix them together and rub them on my pulse points, I would. But I don’t. (fashionista)
FOLLOW ME – on twitter. Or dont, whatever man, it’s your life. (twitter)
JESSICA ALBA – looked even better at that Gucci party in Paris after she took her coat off. So, less clothes = hotter. Hint hint ladies. (getty)
By brendon January 13, 2011 @ 11:14 AM
LADY GAGA – will make 100 million dollars in 2011, adding to the 60 million she made in 2010. And she would have made even more except that her music is horrible. (popeater)
KEIRA KNIGHTLEY – has broken up with Rupert Friend, her boyfriend for the past 5 years, but the really awesome part is the Suns headline, “Keiras Not Getting it Knightley”. Also note that the source of the story is her dad. So they talk about Keira getting cum on at least once every 24 hours, in huge font, then quote her dad who seems sad because his little girl won’t have some guys dick punching the back of her throat tonight. I dare you to find something better than London newspapers. (the sun)
BATMAN 3 – will likely have Keira Knightley, Anne Hathaway or Jessica Biel as the female lead. It’s good to finally see white girls catch a break in Hollywood. (nydn)
AMY WINEHOUSE – is in Rio this week, and the Daily Mail says she has some strange bruises on her thigh. Strange in the sense that she’s obviously a god damn zombie and they’re not supposed to have blood flow. (daily mail)
By brendon October 01, 2010 @ 4:48 PM
Lady Gaga wore a dress made of fishnets and hair when she performed at The Oak Room in New York City two nights ago, even though no one in attendance appeared to be happy about any of it.
(image source = splash news online)
By brendon September 14, 2010 @ 1:10 PM
Lady Gaga landed at JFK last night, wearing her typical nonsense (*), and her outfits have really gone to hell since designer Alexander McQueen hung himself in February. Like the meat dress she wore to the VMA’s. His stuff was at least clever. Her new clothes are just dumb.
NEW DESIGNER: “How about a dress that’s just a German Shepard that’s strapped to your back and fucks you?”
LADY GAGA: “Can we find a solid black one!”
(*) which in this case means dozens of people at LAX let someone get on a commercial flight to New York City, two days after the anniversary of 9/11, wearing handcuffs, chains and a wig to disguise her looks. Awesome, right?
(image source = inf daily)
By brendon September 13, 2010 @ 10:13 AM
MTV continues to schedule the VMA’s on the same Sunday as week 1 of the NFL, and I mention that as my way of asking, “Anyone know what happened at the VMA’s?” Because that shit is boring and I didn’t watch it.
According to Us magazine, the winner for Video of the Year was Lady Gaga for ‘Bad Romance’. All the experts were wondering if she could beat out the other 4 other videos that no one ever saw or knew existed, and she did! What a moment!
But the real headline was that Gaga wore a shocking outfit. I know, right, can you believe it? A dress made out of meat? You could have knocked me down with a feather I was so shocked. I spent the last 20 minutes walking around the room with my hands over my head, trying to catch my breath.
By brendon August 09, 2010 @ 11:11 AM
As part of her paint-by-numbers shocking behavior, Lady Gaga went crowd surfing essentially naked this weekend in Chicago at a concert promoters call “Lolapalooza”, and the CDC calls “Ground Zero” and labels on a map with circles that get lighter and lighter red as they expand outward.
(source = wire image)