By Lex December 10, 2013 @ 2:52 PM
Lady Gaga is running out of bizarre costume ideas so she just headed out in London in her underwear and a bathrobe. We once found my Great Aunt Elaine looking like that outside a closed hardware store when she was in her 80′s. She said she was buying a socket wrench for Harry Truman. That’s when we knew it was time to start combing her attic for valuables she’d never know were missing.
Photo Credit: PCN, WENN
By Lex December 09, 2013 @ 4:51 PM
With only one preview shot of the forthcoming video for the Lady Gaga song about letting R. Kelly piss directly into her screeching portal, I’m already prepared to call this the musical event of the year. What could possibly go visually wrong with Megan’s Law website featured face Terry Richardson directing the bewildered ferret like countenance of Lady Gaga writhing around on R. Kelly homaging Kanye and flipping the bird.
I know you’re waiting for the DWUW video. Its unlike any video I’ve ever done. Very Personal. Just making it perfect. Exciting, — Lady Gaga tweeting her Little Monsters
By personal, I think Gaga means you might catch a glimpse of the sutures where he gunny sack used to be. Do What You Want will be the video they show on long sea voyages to keep the sailors from getting hard enough to rape each other in the boiler room. Can not wait.
By Lex December 04, 2013 @ 1:02 AM
I admire people who embrace their own bad press. Like when the high school girl mislabeled a slut by her jealous classmates decides, what the hell, I’ll just screw the whole football team. Or when Carmelo Anthony gets ribbed for putting up thirty shots in a single game, so the next night he launches thirty-five. Lady Gaga has taken a lot of garbage about her being a secret dude. Which if you knew how hard she worked to keep her man junk tucked behind her clamped legs, you’d realize is pretty damn disrespectful. To embrace the trash talk, Lady Gaga drew a mustache on her face, let her beaver grow out, and put a scorpion on her tit for the tranny culture magazine, Candy. There’s a lot you can take away from this provocative photo. What struck me is how I really need to stop thinking that there’s no possible way Lady Gaga could make herself less attractive.
Photo credit: Steven Klein/Candy magazine
By Jack November 26, 2013 @ 3:02 PM
Penis drawing blogger Perez Hilton escalated his feud with fellow drag queen Lady Gaga on the Wendy Williams show this week. Hilton has been waging a bitchy slap fight with Gaga for over a year. The thing is that no one knows why. They used to be BFF’s, hanging out together and talking about wigs and glitter and why the world needs them now more than ever. Then, all of a sudden, Perez turned on Gaga like a gay pitbull on a cock steak. Williams asked Hilton about his feud and he cryptically said,
“She has a history of, and I don’t want to name names — she globs on to people, uses them and once they’re no longer of use to her will just throw them aside. That is what I’ve observed.”
Now that is just obscure bitchy. How can you talk about history with somebody nobody even in your ass-chaps underground knew about just four years ago. Are you suggesting that world famous entertainers don’t make great friends? Oh, nos Perez. Unsmiley face. Jesus, you’re 35. Despite your wishes upon every falling star, you’re not actually a middle school girl. Now, draw a penis on a picture of Lady Gaga where her penis used to be and put this gripe behind you.
By Lex November 21, 2013 @ 5:24 PM
To be fair to Lady Gaga, that might actually be fecal matter from a livestock or institutionalized human. Figuring out what brown goo Lady Gaga is slathering herself with at any given moment is a fool’s errand. Lady Gaga released a short film promoting her ArtPop album in which she employs a whole slew of artistic elements to entice interest in her music, the only one among them that seems to work is nudity.
This album is a celebration, my pain exploding in electronic music. — Lady Gaga on ArtPop
if you’re not pumped to purchase Gaga’s ArtPop album, then you’ve probably never been molested by your same sex phys-ed teacher while other authority figures ignored your cries for help. I really feel sorry for you.