By Lex August 08, 2013 @ 3:04 AM
It seems like forever that eccentric rich people have been going ‘upstate’ somewhere to do crazy shit designed to heal their souls. I guess it’s that or drugs so standing in the middle of a creek vibrating yourself with a couple dildos sticking out of your forehead is far less dangerous.
The Abramovic Method is a series of exercises designed to heighten participants’ awareness of their physical and mental experience in the present moment.
I have no fucking clue what that means. But it was so exciting to Lady Gaga she let herself be filmed naked doing it to support Marina Abromvic’s kickstarter project. For $25 Marina will teach you the Abramovic way to drink water. For $500, Lady Gaga will put her clothes back on for you. They’ve raised $230K so far. So either you’re crazy or the world is. Take your pick.
By Lex August 06, 2013 @ 9:42 AM
A judge ordered a bunch of documents sealed forever in matters between Lady Gaga’s former business manager and another Gaga associate because there’s information in there that the judge agreed could be highly damaging to Lady Gaga’s career. This is leading to rampant speculation as to what could be so shocking in Lady Gaga’s past to make even her mindless little monsters turn their backs on her vamp act. Naturally, everybody dug up the old rumor that Lady Gaga has a dick. But no judge would conclude that hordes of gay men would suddenly lose interest in Lady Gaga because she has a man stem. It’s got to be truly disturbing. But just like following the trail of the girl you saw on the snuff film tossed into the storm drain. Or asking to see how KFC makes their boneless wings. Some horrors are better left to German children’s fairy tales. Learning Lady Gaga’s terrible secret means you will be dead within a week. Probably choked to death on her penis.
By Lex August 02, 2013 @ 11:56 AM
When the corpse bride met the bloody corpse, well, people at the Watermill Center exhibit for annoying and pompous art almost raised their voice above an elitist New York art crowd murmur. Lady Gaga looked absolutely fetching in her cutting-girl-who-never-got-asked-to-the-prom brunette stylings. While the bloody corpse laid silent, symbolizing something deeply personal and expensive to taxpayers. All in all, it was a very successful evening for annoying rich people with too much time on their hands.
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin, WENN
By Lex July 23, 2013 @ 1:52 PM
Holy crap. It’s like a girl got sucked up into some alien space ship, stripped, probed and punched in the face a few times just so she’d remember them, her chin turned toward the wall so the aliens could pleasure themselves with her nice body but still think about other hotter looking girls, then shat out into a dry river bed in New Mexico, where a photographer found her, propped her up on a stool, and snapped her picture for no apparent reason. But everybody interprets art differently.
Photo Credit: V Magazine
By Lex July 12, 2013 @ 1:40 PM
Lady Gaga took to the street of New York in nothing but a bra and a short skirt, making her look like a streetwalker that you’d haggle with but your heart wouldn’t be in it. After taking several month off to recover from her hip injury, Lady Gaga wants to assure the world that she didn’t get fat during her convalescence. Also, anything else she could do to draw attention away from that mug.
Photo Credit: Splash
By Lex June 17, 2013 @ 12:04 PM
Sometimes I see Lady Gaga in her ridiculous makeup and elaborate costumes and over the top stage shows and I remind myself that underneath all those dramatic machinations, there’s just a simple little beautiful girl named Stefani. Then I see her without all that ridiculous makeup and costumes and stage production and I realize I was wrong.
Photo Credit: INF