Lady Gaga performed on the Today Show this morning as part of the Toyota concert series, because nothing says shocking nonconformist like performing on the Today Show in between commercials where Toyota apologizes for their brakes not working and killing a bunch of people. What sick bastard thought ‘moving forward’ should be the new Toyota slogan, btw. Wasn’t that the entire problem. People couldn’t stop the cars from moving forward, even if they really really wanted to. They were moving forward off the side of the road at 200 miles per hour. ‘Our cars stop when you tell them too now’ would be a better slogan. ‘We’ve stopped murdering customers’. Literally, anything on earth, any combination of words except for ‘moving’ and ‘forward’.

Anyway, Lady Gaga. Oh and it was raining really hard. Fascinating, huh.

Lady Gaga wore another one of her asinine outfits today on her way to catch a flight from London to New York, and this time her shoes fought back in anger for making them look so dumb. She strutted around at first on her 12-inch boots but then, as was inevitable, she collapsed in a heap like a fat kid falling out of a tree. The bad news is that she didn’t do it at the top of some stairs.

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According to Entertainment Weekly, this is “the NSFW picture that has everyone talking.” “And saying how bored they are”, it does not go on to add.

Seriously how long are we gonna do this? Is she gonna wear some wacky outfit every day forever? Because it seems like she ran out of good ideas 6 months ago, right after that designer guy killed himself (more). His stuff was weird but it at least looked expensive. You could tell whoever made it was goofy and probably high, but also talented beyond belief. Now her stuff looks like rejected Halloween costumes. She might as well be dressed as a little boat or the Hamburgler or a slice of pizza.