By brendon August 02, 2010 @ 2:19 PM
AVRIL LAVIGNE – went swimming in Malibu yesterday and for a second her top slipped down a little (NSFW version here). If you can’t open the picture right now, just imagine someone took Grovers nose and put it on a dry erase board. Except not that sexy. (the sun)
LADY GAGA – does cocaine a couple of times a year but doesn’t condone it or think her fans should emulate her. She does want them to continue having terrible taste in music though. (us)
AMERICAN IDOL – offered Steven Tyler the final spot as a judge and he’s “probably” going to take it. Tyler of course is the singer and founding member of Aerosmith, who has 4 Grammys, 21 top 40 songs, is the best-selling American band ever (150 million albums), and has the most gold and multi-platinum albums by an American band ever. Still, when it comes to music, I’d like to hear what Randy Jackson has to say. (people)
MONTANA FISHBURNE – has sex in a car, a hotel room and at the mall in her first porn movie, out on August 18th. Maybe for the sequel she can have sex at her dads funeral on August 19th. (vivid)
By brendon July 09, 2010 @ 11:26 AM
Lady Gaga performed on the Today Show this morning as part of the Toyota concert series, because nothing says shocking nonconformist like performing on the Today Show in between commercials where Toyota apologizes for their brakes not working and killing a bunch of people. What sick bastard thought ‘moving forward’ should be the new Toyota slogan, btw. Wasn’t that the entire problem. People couldn’t stop the cars from moving forward, even if they really really wanted to. They were moving forward off the side of the road at 200 miles per hour. ‘Our cars stop when you tell them too now’ would be a better slogan. ‘We’ve stopped murdering customers’. Literally, anything on earth, any combination of words except for ‘moving’ and ‘forward’.
Anyway, Lady Gaga. Oh and it was raining really hard. Fascinating, huh.
Lady Gaga has taken some new pictures for the Japanese edition of Vogue magazine, and yes these pictures are very much related to that fact. ONTD says this is her alter-ego, ‘Jo Calderone’. And now I’m starting to wonder if she’s been a man this whole time. God I hope not. I’d be very disappointed in myself if I fell for that trick again.
By brendon June 23, 2010 @ 12:50 PM
Lady Gaga wore another one of her asinine outfits today on her way to catch a flight from London to New York, and this time her shoes fought back in anger for making them look so dumb. She strutted around at first on her 12-inch boots but then, as was inevitable, she collapsed in a heap like a fat kid falling out of a tree. The bad news is that she didn’t do it at the top of some stairs.
(source = inf daily)
LADY GAGA – is a jerk according to Jerry Seinfeld. He was asked about her drunken antics at a Mets game last week in a private luxury box that he owns and did not give her permission to use. “The woman is a jerk. I hate her. I don’t know why she’s doing this stuff. I don’t know what these young people think or how they promote their careers.” After that he yelled at the interviewer to speak up and then complained about medicine bottles being too hard to open. (popeater)
INCEPTION – has a new 2 minute trailer revealing much more about the individual characters in the only interesting looking movie all summer. What it won’t prepare you for is all the reviews with shitty ‘Dark Night’ headlines that you’ll have to endure. (youtube)
JESSICA HART – is a SI swimsuit model from Australia, and yesterday she was on the beach in the Hamptons in a bikini. I don’t have much time here, so just trust me when I say this will go much better if you put the palm of your hand over the top half of your monitor starting right now. (pacific coast)
TWITTER ………. FACEBOOK ………. AWWW
According to Entertainment Weekly, this is “the NSFW picture that has everyone talking.” “And saying how bored they are”, it does not go on to add.
Seriously how long are we gonna do this? Is she gonna wear some wacky outfit every day forever? Because it seems like she ran out of good ideas 6 months ago, right after that designer guy killed himself (more). His stuff was weird but it at least looked expensive. You could tell whoever made it was goofy and probably high, but also talented beyond belief. Now her stuff looks like rejected Halloween costumes. She might as well be dressed as a little boat or the Hamburgler or a slice of pizza.