Lady Gaga Out Horrifies a Bloody Corpse at N.Y. Art Exhibit

By Lex August 02, 2013 @ 11:56 AM

Lady Gaga Reveals New Look At The Watermill Center Summer Benefit
When the corpse bride met the bloody corpse, well, people at the Watermill Center exhibit for annoying and pompous art almost raised their voice above an elitist New York art crowd murmur. Lady Gaga looked absolutely fetching in her cutting-girl-who-never-got-asked-to-the-prom brunette stylings. While the bloody corpse laid silent, symbolizing something deeply personal and expensive to taxpayers. All in all, it was a very successful evening for annoying rich people with too much time on their hands.

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin, WENN

Lady Gaga Modest Naked in V Magazine

By Lex July 23, 2013 @ 1:52 PM

Holy crap. It’s like a girl got sucked up into some alien space ship, stripped, probed and punched in the face a few times just so she’d remember them, her chin turned toward the wall so the aliens could pleasure themselves with her nice body but still think about other hotter looking girls, then shat out into a dry river bed in New Mexico, where a photographer found her, propped her up on a stool, and snapped her picture for no apparent reason. But everybody interprets art differently.

Photo Credit: V Magazine

Lady Gaga Steps Out In Her Bra And A Mini Skirt

By Lex July 12, 2013 @ 1:40 PM

Lady Gaga Steps Out In Her Bra And A Mini Skirt In New York
Lady Gaga took to the street of New York in nothing but a bra and a short skirt, making her look like a streetwalker that you’d haggle with but your heart wouldn’t be in it. After taking several month off to recover from her hip injury, Lady Gaga wants to assure the world that she didn’t get fat during her convalescence. Also, anything else she could do to draw attention away from that mug.

Photo Credit: Splash

Lady Gaga Shopping In The Hamptons

By Lex June 17, 2013 @ 12:04 PM

Lady Gaga Changing Outfits In The Hamptons
Sometimes I see Lady Gaga in her ridiculous makeup and elaborate costumes and over the top stage shows and I remind myself that underneath all those dramatic machinations, there’s just a simple little beautiful girl named Stefani. Then I see her without all that ridiculous makeup and costumes and stage production and I realize I was wrong.

Photo Credit: INF

Lady Gaga In A Bikini

By Lex June 10, 2013 @ 2:09 PM

Lady Gaga In A Bikini Poolside In Mexico
Sometimes I think to myself, I’m not so fond of this girl or that girl, but I bet if I saw her in a bikini hanging out by a pool, I’d like her a lot more. Meh. Another stupid idea I need to abandon.

Photo Credit: FameFlynet, Splash

Kelly Osbourne and Lady Gaga Get Ugly

By Lex May 29, 2013 @ 2:32 PM

If you’re a person who routinely Googles ‘ugly girl lame fights’ then you’re probably already know that Kelly Osbourne and Lady Gaga have been feuding the past year. I think it has something to do with whose face haunts the nightmares of more grade school children. The fugly girl fisticuffs simmered down recently, but, Kelly Osbourne takes a fresh shot at Lady Gaga in the new edition of Cosmo:

“I totally believed in everything she stood for, until I realized she’s a great big hypocrite.

You can say whatever you want with your millions of monsters. I know the truth. [Your] bells and whistles mean nothing to me. You’re feeding on the freaks and geeks to further your career?”

Tough talk for a girl who’s relied on her father’s fame, her drug addiction, and a medically unexplained seizure on-set to blaze her own trail. Expect Lady Gaga to respond to this latest bit of bitchery by producing a sharp-barbed lezzy song that sounds just like her last eleven.