Lady Gaga went to the Mets-Padres game last night earlier today in New York, and naturally she wore some insane outfit, in this case a leather jacket over a bikini. Still not clear if she was getting the attention she so desperately craves, once she got there she got drunk and started antagonizing everyone. Popeater says…
After getting into a pointing match with a pair of imposing looking gents, Gaga, wearing sunglasses and a headband, retreated to a luxury box. The ‘Bad Romance’ diva and her entourage then grabbed some beers and proceed to give booing fans the middle finger.
Even more alarming is the eye-opening reminder that Gaga is pretty fug in real life. I can see why she puts so much effort into looking good. Especially since being hot is awesome. They don’t even make me pay taxes.
The much-hyped video for ‘Alejandro’ from Lady Gaga came out yesterday, and it featured “shocking” images such as Gaga, “dressed in a latex nun’s habit, sucking on rosary beads and at the center of a gay orgy dressed in a crucifix-emblazoned robe with a cross over her crotch.”
It was bound to draw criticism from religious and conservative groups, but it surprised many when Katy Perry was among the first. This would make a lot of sense except for the fact that it doesn’t. Katy uses nothing but cheap theatrics to gain attention, so who is she to talk? Just stand there so I can stare at your tits and shut your mouth, little girl.
(note – those are also the instructions I give when selecting college interns to work at Tyler, btw. apply now for a summer you won’t forget!)
It only takes a few minutes to find pictures of Lady Gaga exposing her ass or tits or kitty, but if you’re a man on the go like I am, it would be nice to have pictures of her naked all at once. Also the cops really freak out when you cut up pictures of women and make a collage, so this will help.
Lady GaGa wants to pose naked for Playboy, it has been claimed.
A source said: “No-one wants her to do it. Her business people are trying to convince her that it could be seen as being a bit lowbrow and cheesy, and will alienate her fans who like her edgy appeal.
“She thinks it will be an experience, and she’s always looking to grow as an artist. She doesn’t think there’s anything distasteful about it. She sees it as just another form of expression.”
“She’s been chatting with everyone about it all week. She’s always been a fan of Hugh Hefner’s, and his whole sex-as-art kind of thing.
“She’s always looking to shock and entertain, and something like this would be perfect for her. She wants her shoot to be like nothing Playboy has every seen before. If she doesn’t drop it, her nude shoot will be like nothing Playboy has ever seen!”
The inference of that last sentence better not be, “with a cock!” I don’t even like when they put flat chested girls in there, a girl with a hard-on would be the last straw. If I wanted to see a tranny stroking her dick for money I’d just follow Jim Norton around.
Lady Gaga and some hot nubian goddess were on a yacht off St Tropez earlier today, and at one point Gagas ebony queen rolled around on top of her for a while. The only problem is it’s hard to tell if this was just them goofing around or if Gaga is gonna hit that. Could be either, I guess. It’s informative posts like this that make me such an internet sensation.
THAT GAGA KID – will join Lady Gaga at Interscope after signing a record deal with them yesterday. This is about a week after the video of him covering Gaga blew up youtube. Looks like the schoolyard bullies who beat him up for singing like a woman have a road trip in their future. (popeater)
KELLY PRESTON - is 47 years old and her husband is clearly gay, but she may be 3 months pregnant anyway. So either she’s cheating or she’s one of those women you’d read about in the bible. (star)
BLAKE LIVELY - is kind of hot looking in the new issue of Vogue. In related news, Just Jared has gotten better at placing his tag in spots where I can’t easily erase it, and now I can’t pretend I didn’t steal his pictures. You’ve won this round Jared! (jared)
Lady Gaga (with her bodyguard TinTin) wore some more goofy shit last night when she left the Almay Concert to Celebrate the Rainforest in New York. Specifically that mask thing. I like her because she at least tries to do something creative, and she puts effort into it. I don’t feel like that’s too much to ask. But she should stick to stuff that highlights her hot body. The silver mask is weird, because her face is so sharp. She looks like a really old coin.