By Lex August 02, 2013 @ 11:56 AM
When the corpse bride met the bloody corpse, well, people at the Watermill Center exhibit for annoying and pompous art almost raised their voice above an elitist New York art crowd murmur. Lady Gaga looked absolutely fetching in her cutting-girl-who-never-got-asked-to-the-prom brunette stylings. While the bloody corpse laid silent, symbolizing something deeply personal and expensive to taxpayers. All in all, it was a very successful evening for annoying rich people with too much time on their hands.
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin, WENN
By Lex July 23, 2013 @ 1:52 PM
Holy crap. It’s like a girl got sucked up into some alien space ship, stripped, probed and punched in the face a few times just so she’d remember them, her chin turned toward the wall so the aliens could pleasure themselves with her nice body but still think about other hotter looking girls, then shat out into a dry river bed in New Mexico, where a photographer found her, propped her up on a stool, and snapped her picture for no apparent reason. But everybody interprets art differently.
Photo Credit: V Magazine
By Lex July 12, 2013 @ 1:40 PM
Lady Gaga took to the street of New York in nothing but a bra and a short skirt, making her look like a streetwalker that you’d haggle with but your heart wouldn’t be in it. After taking several month off to recover from her hip injury, Lady Gaga wants to assure the world that she didn’t get fat during her convalescence. Also, anything else she could do to draw attention away from that mug.
Photo Credit: Splash
By Lex June 17, 2013 @ 12:04 PM
Sometimes I see Lady Gaga in her ridiculous makeup and elaborate costumes and over the top stage shows and I remind myself that underneath all those dramatic machinations, there’s just a simple little beautiful girl named Stefani. Then I see her without all that ridiculous makeup and costumes and stage production and I realize I was wrong.
Photo Credit: INF
By Lex June 10, 2013 @ 2:09 PM
Sometimes I think to myself, I’m not so fond of this girl or that girl, but I bet if I saw her in a bikini hanging out by a pool, I’d like her a lot more. Meh. Another stupid idea I need to abandon.
Photo Credit: FameFlynet, Splash
By Lex May 29, 2013 @ 2:32 PM
If you’re a person who routinely Googles ‘ugly girl lame fights’ then you’re probably already know that Kelly Osbourne and Lady Gaga have been feuding the past year. I think it has something to do with whose face haunts the nightmares of more grade school children. The fugly girl fisticuffs simmered down recently, but, Kelly Osbourne takes a fresh shot at Lady Gaga in the new edition of Cosmo:
“I totally believed in everything she stood for, until I realized she’s a great big hypocrite.
You can say whatever you want with your millions of monsters. I know the truth. [Your] bells and whistles mean nothing to me. You’re feeding on the freaks and geeks to further your career?”
Tough talk for a girl who’s relied on her father’s fame, her drug addiction, and a medically unexplained seizure on-set to blaze her own trail. Expect Lady Gaga to respond to this latest bit of bitchery by producing a sharp-barbed lezzy song that sounds just like her last eleven.