Us magazine is reporting that Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong broke up this weekend after three months of dating. The news comes as a shock to many, because these two are so dull it was easy to forget they were alive, much less a couple.
"There was no drama or ugliness – They just decided to end things," a source close to the couple tells Us. "There is no hatred, just sadness."
The pair quickly became inseparable with sightings of them in Austin, New York and Los Angeles – though both dodged questions about their relationship.
In the short time they were together, the 29-year-old actress was seen with the 36-year-old cyclist at many of his races and events, including his three-day Lance Armstrong Livestrong Summit in Columbus, Ohio this past weekend.
It was at the conference that Hudson and Armstrong decided to go their separate ways, a source tells Us.
Hard to believe the passion burned out, what with all those bike races and such. Those drive women wild. The sidelines are packed with hot chicks, and you’ll often hear, "if that guy rides his bike up this hill, I’m fuckin him. I'm not kidding, he makes it to the top, I’m fucking him right here and now."
SHERYL CROW IS UPTIGHT - Sheryl Crow doesn't approve of her ex-boyfriend Lance Armstrong dating Ashley Olsen. Presumably because Lance is 36 and Ashley is 21. Life and Style says, "Sheryl rolled her eyes and said, 'That's pathetic. Ashley's a kid.' " Whatever. Sheryl is just jealous because she's 45, and now her ex is stabbin someone half her age. If they even are having sex. Maybe Lance just likes her as a companion. Ashley Olsen is an amazing woman, and like all 21 year old girls, I bet she has some really fascinating stories.
BRITNEY CANCELS HER VIDEO - Britney Spears was supposed to shoot the second video from "Blackout" tomorrow, but she has abruptly canceled. Not surprisingly, the production team assumed this would happen, so they've been rehearsing with a stand-in and are even prepared to shoot some of the video with the double posing as Britney. Britney will only be needed for close-ups, presumably of her chewing and dancing, then bending over and gasping for air.
KANYE WILL NOT PERFORM TONIGHT - Kanye West has cancelled his performance at tonights Victoria's Secret Fashion Show to mourn the death of his mother, Donda. Nobody likes a quitter Kanye.
CHRISTINA AGUILERA IS HAVING A BOY - As first reported by OK! last week, Christina was seen, "on a blue-themed shopping spree at celeb baby boutique Petit Tresor" and if that's not all the proof you need that she's having a boy, while speaking to reporters Tuesday night, Christina referred to her baby as "him." Still not convinced? Try punching her in the stomach. If she says, "oh no, my unborn son!", well there you go. If not, hey, no harm done.
In what has to be the weirdest possible celebrity pairing imaginable, Lance Armstrong was seen earlier this week at a club on the Sunset Strip with Paris Hilton. Page Six says:
The two showed up to the Key Club in L.A. Tuesday night to catch the band the Vacation. "They came together, they hung out and left together," said our spy.
There’s simply no possible way this hussy has some layer of depth that makes her tolerable to seemingly normal people like Lance Armstrong and Justin Timberlake, is there? It can't be. I have to assume he banged her, because that's Paris Hiltons only use. Normally women can at least be good for baking me a pie and fetching my slippers, but I wouldn’t even trust Paris to do that right. I’d almost certainly end up with scalding hot pie on my feet.
