Lara Bingle May Have Pregnant Tits

By Lex September 23, 2014 @ 9:29 AM

Lara Bingle No Bra In NYC
Among the people who give a shit, there’s rampant speculation that Australian model Lara Bingle is pregnant by the dude in the wheelchair from Avatar. He put a little of his unobtainium in her mother tree, if you know what I’m saying. Celebrity magazines are assuming she’s knocked up because her tits have looked bigger of late. I have no clue if that’s true, but I like the direction this is headed. Tits are the window to the soul. Physicians and the homeless alike now have permission to stare catatonically at a woman’s breasts in public to determine her physical and mental condition. Oh, danglers, you look sad. Your nipples point toward gum disease. Your crazy knockers tell me your spitting out your bipolar meds again. If Lara Bingle’s going without a bra, I’m putting my quarter on the rail for this game. I’m probably going to get punched again.

Photo Credit: Fame Flynet

Lara Bingle In A Silver Bikini

By Lex August 29, 2014 @ 9:02 AM

Lara Bingle In A Silver Bikini At The Beach In Kauai
This Australian model is dating the dude who defended the blue people in Avatar. Once you’ve saved the tree huggers from big oil, you can have your pick of models around the world. I rescued the Na’vi, while in a fucking wheelchair, how about you come back to my room and gobble my knob? Everybody has to do their part to keep the tree of souls glowing.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI

Lara Bingle In A Bikini

By Lex June 13, 2014 @ 11:53 AM

Lara Bingle In A White Bikini Vacationing In Capri, Italy
Lara Bingle seems like a really nice person. Mean people don’t fit into a bikini like Lara does. She’s a famous Australian model which means you may not know who she is, but she’s probably engaged to a wealthy British industrialist. The English shipped all their criminals off to Australia then came back a couple centuries later to pick out all the hot ones to be models and trophy wives. That’s just good long term planning. I thought we were going to do something similar with the shuttle program and the moon, but we gave that up when everybody decided that space was lame.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI

lara bingle is in a bikini

By brendon July 06, 2010 @ 11:35 AM


This summer has been awful in terms of celebrity bikini pictures, so it was a welcome relief to see Aussie model Lara Bing wrap her awesome body in a little bikini this weekend in the Hamptons. And considering how nice her tits are this might be a weird thing to notice, but she has really nice teeth. These pictures would be a good ad for toothpaste.

(source = pacific coast news)

australia kicks ass

By brendon December 17, 2009 @ 10:21 AM

EXCLUSIVE: Lara Bingle Posing For Bikini Photoshoot In Sydney (U

Aussie model Lara Bingle stripped down to a bikini for a photo shoot on Tamarama Beach in Sydney yesterday, and I don’t know who that is but she’s hot and has that sexy as fuck Aussie accent so who cares. Her name is kind of goofy though. She should change it. Tamarama Beach would be a good name if she ever does porn, because it’s fun to say Tamarama but also because lots of foreign porn stars have some reference to where they’re from in their name. Like all the Asian porn stars with some version of Asia or Thai or whatever. Guys don’t have that problem. That’s why I do porn under the name Fillmore Bush. That’s a name that commands respect no matter where you’re from.

(picture source = flynet online)