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Lara Lieto In A Bikini (That's Adrien Brody's Girlfriend)

If you've ever thought to yourself, man, I'm a real fucking douche, I wonder if it's still possible for me to nail stupendous looking women. Be still your troubled cunty soul. The answer is yes. First, get yourself like five to ten million dollars in the bank. Second, you're going to need an Oscar. After that, the girl thing will solve itself. In fact, you can just tell everybody you won an Oscar. Nobody really...read more