The UFC's Pool Party Looked Wonderful

I don't watch the UFC very much, because I prefer that my organized fights include homeless people and little bags of crystal meth, but I'm told that the UFC has some very attractive ring girls that walk around in bikinis in between rounds. Sure enough, those girls were... read more

Joanna Krupa Is A Diabolical Genius

Polish supermodel Joanna Krupa has long been considered one of the most beautiful women in the world. But at 34 years old, she's hitting the back side of her career, and there are obviously younger, more attractive models out there for her to compete with. That's why she... read more

Hello, 2013 Miss USA Contestants

Say what you want about Donald Trump – he's an egomaniacal monster with hair that was scraped off the floor of an animal kill shelter or he's a brilliant social troll who knows how to keep his name relevant my pushing the buttons of easily enraged buffoons for the sake... read more

Crystal Hefner Is An American Hero

Charlie Sheen was scheduled to be the celebrity host of this past Saturday's Memorial Day Weekend Salute pool party at the Sapphire Pool and Day Club in Las Vegas, and of course he bailed on that. Maybe he was caught up in filming a scene for a movie or his show, or... read more

Gabrielle Union + Las Vegas = Perfect

Back in February, there were some pretty nasty rumors that Miami Heat star Dwyane Wade was cheating on his model girlfriend Gabrielle Union with random NBA groupie skanks, and some websites even posted a letter that was allegedly written by a girl who claimed to have not... read more