The UFC's Pool Party Looked Wonderful

I don't watch the UFC very much, because I prefer that my organized fights include homeless people and little bags of crystal meth, but I'm told that the UFC has some very attractive ring girls that walk around in bikinis in between rounds. Sure enough, those girls were all hanging out at the UFC's 4th of July pool party at the Aria's Liquid Pool in Las Vegas yesterday. While the most important part is that they had...

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Joanna Krupa Is A Diabolical Genius

Polish supermodel Joanna Krupa has long been considered one of the most beautiful women in the world. But at 34 years old, she's hitting the back side of her career, and there are obviously younger, more attractive models out there for her to compete with. That's why she was smart enough to resort to reality TV and land a role on the Real Housewives of Miami. Some people might see the move as a desperate plea for...

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Hello, 2013 Miss USA Contestants

Say what you want about Donald Trump – he's an egomaniacal monster with hair that was scraped off the floor of an animal kill shelter or he's a brilliant social troll who knows how to keep his name relevant my pushing the buttons of easily enraged buffoons for the sake of his stale TV show – but without him and his love for hot, young women, we wouldn't have the Miss USA pageant to pretend to care about each year. And...

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Crystal Hefner Is An American Hero

Charlie Sheen was scheduled to be the celebrity host of this past Saturday's Memorial Day Weekend Salute pool party at the Sapphire Pool and Day Club in Las Vegas, and of course he bailed on that. Maybe he was caught up in filming a scene for a movie or his show, or maybe he just decided not to get up from between whatever soulless and fatherless 19-year old girls that he passed out on top of the night before. Either...

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Gabrielle Union + Las Vegas = Perfect

Back in February, there were some pretty nasty rumors that Miami Heat star Dwyane Wade was cheating on his model girlfriend Gabrielle Union with random NBA groupie skanks, and some websites even posted a letter that was allegedly written by a girl who claimed to have not only been in Wade's home, but also that she had pictures of his bags in her hotel room. Gabrielle shot down the rumors on Twitter, saying that the...

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