This week I rose from the dead of the Asian swine flu to perform the duties of podcasting the shit out of this week’s topics with Matt, ranging from narcissistic celebrity kid naming to sutures in the ass on... READ MORE

There was so much deranged shit going on in the world people pretend is normal, but is really just a Matrix designed to keep stupid chicks with big boobs on top. That doesn’t sound so bad actually. In this... READ MORE

Every now and then, or every few minutes, the worlds of celebrity and politics and major media collide in one shitstorm of dead Parisians or Caitlyn Jenner award shows. Charlie Sheen gets the disappearing AIDS and college kids raised... READ MORE

I waited some amount of time before whipping out my Big Gay Quiz on Matt. You know, you suspect your buddy might be hiding something and sometimes a random quiz is the only way to find out the truth.... READ MORE

Someday Matt and I will be revered as forward thinkers. That or found buried in a shallow grave. I could be happy either way. There’s so much shit and hypocrisy in this world of beautiful daisies and hot Latin... READ MORE

If you limit the scope of your world to the inanely stupid shit people with money and fame do to themselves and others, you’ve still got a broad domain. This week’s Last Men on Earth podcast explores several sectors... READ MORE

In this week’s episode, we develop our plan to help Koko the Gorilla escape from crappy sign language school, wonder where the fine art of confidentiality went among our pimps and whores, and Matt tells a story about almost... READ MORE

There comes a time in every disturbingly nasty soup company’s lifecycle when they need to placate the LGBT lobby. We discuss that and ‘ghetto’ names and dildos on campus in this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast. All the... READ MORE

At the end of the day, it’s all about speaking truth to power. Your own version of the truth to whoever you designate as powerful. That’s the beauty of everybody deciding they work against the system. Everybody is the... READ MORE

An amazing thing happens when you get a microphone and nobody tells you you can’t say that or shut the fuck up you’re being super rude. You start to become excessively rude and never shut the fuck up. I’d... READ MORE