Laura Cremaschi In A Wet T Shirt In Miami

By Lex January 23, 2014 @ 7:11 PM

Laura Cremaschi In A Wet T Shirt At The Beach In Miami
I think Italian catwoman has solved the dilemma of what to wear at the beach when you want to look like one of those fake college chicks who win all the wet t-shirt contests during Spring Break. They always says Lauderdale Community College, but I suspect they’re not really the part-time applied arts students they claim to be. Nobody could carry that course load and still have time to get their tits weight six times a week during the high season.

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Laura Cremaschi In A Pink Thong Bikini

By Lex January 14, 2014 @ 4:08 PM

Laura Cremaschi In A Pink Thong Bikini At The Beach In Miami
Yes, Laura, we see your tits. You can’t go through life marching around like you’re back in your twelve and under pedo-pageants in Italy trying to win the skills competition for the local wealthy furriers. You’ve got big fake boobs now. Act like a grown up and quit the prancing.

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Laura Cremaschi Plays Calcio in a Thong

By Lex January 08, 2014 @ 4:28 PM

Laura Cremaschi Plays Soccer In A Yellow Bikini On The Beach In Miami
Soccer will never catch on in the U.S. until they add a halfcourt rule and a shot clock of some kind. That’s what turned the NBA into a multibillion dollar sport. Getting Italian party girls into the mix isn’t such a bad rule idea either. Short Latinos and tall Germans might make for fun viewing once every four years, but you line up eleven professional escorts with huge yabbos in thongs on either side of the pitch and you suddenly have the second best foreign sport to women’s handball.

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Laura Cremaschi in A Bikini

By Lex November 22, 2013 @ 12:28 PM

Laura Cremaschi Goes For A Swim In A Red Bikini In Miami
This Laura girl was one of the many showgirls involved in all those Italian Prime Minister Berlusconi underaged sex parties for which he’s standing trial . The term showgirl has pretty much meant hooker since about 1950. Just like escort, Thai masseuse, or any girl named Jayde with a ‘y’. The very idea of a sex party seems like such a fucking turnoff, which is a real trick since sex and party are two of the most enticing nouns in the dictionary. But you merge them together and you have emotionally troubled women pegging creepy old guys in masks while Caruso records play on the Victrola in the background. That can’t be good for anybody, save the creepy old guys who love the feel of a woman’s heel up their shitter.

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Laura Cremaschi In A Bikini

By Lex August 19, 2013 @ 4:10 PM

Laura Cremaschi In A White Bikini At The Beach In Miami
Laura Cremaschi is Italian so she’s not as afraid of the sun as the American girls running around on the beach in Miami. Sure, she might have wrinkles when she’s 50 and spots when she’s 60, but for now, she’s calling out every girl in a stupid Panama hat and a sun-protective designer label smock on the beach as a total pussy. Taunting has its place. And that place is squarely between hardly dressed women on a beach.

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