By Travis August 30, 2013 @ 9:00 AM
Media mogul Simon Cowell and the ass-grabbing woman he knocked up, Lauren Silverman, hit the town last night for a little dinner at an Italian restaurant, and they sure look happy, don’t they? In fact, I can’t tell who looks happier – the guy who got his best friend’s wife pregnant or the now ex-wife of his best friend who got a ridiculously wealthy celebrity to knock her up. There are also rumors that Simon might even be willing to marry Lauren at some point, to which I’m sure Andrew Silverman responded, “Well, it was all worth it then, wasn’t it?”
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By Lex August 29, 2013 @ 5:30 PM
Looking at these two lovebirds, you’d hardly know that just a few weeks ago they were announcing to Lauren’s husband that she was pregnant with his good friends baby and they were taking off and how much cash to make it all go easy. A real Romeo and Juliet story. Maybe this one will end the same.
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By Lex August 27, 2013 @ 9:17 AM
There’s really nothing more romantic than seeing a man kiss his buddy’s wife he secretly knocked up. Watching randy dolphins try to bottle-nose female tourists at Hawaiian hotel chain pools is a close second. Simon Cowell and Lauren Silverman are now out of the closet and in France, where even the most despicable of characters can kiss in public and receive nothing but the social embrace of a society that flourished prior to the invention of electricity.
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By Lex August 12, 2013 @ 12:59 PM
Lauren Silverman isn’t dumb. She wanted to start knocking around with a dude not her reasonably rich husband, so she found a super rich dude in Simon Cowell, just in case she got pregnant by urging her lover to repeatedly bareback her. Now, Simon’s on the hook for a $20,000 a month Manhattan apartment for Lauren and her seven-year old son, fixing up one of his Beverly Hills mansions for her post-birth relocation, and regularly visiting a Santeria temple to slice his right palm in a blood prayer for a miscarriage.
As if that wasn’t enough, Simon had to meet face to face with the guy he pretended was his friend so he could bang his wife, Andrew Silverman, for a hashing out of the terms at a small Long Island Airport. It was like a Yalta for cheaters and cuckolds. Eyewitnesses report the two men seemed very calm and cool and even amicable, as they discussed what sure must be Mark’s cut in this entire nasty affair. Mark probably mostly laughed as he imitated his wife’s voice pleading, ‘we don’t need a condom, Simon, I can’t get pregnant’ then chided Simon about the $50 million or so that’ll end up costing him. It’s great how men can bond over anything.
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By Lex August 06, 2013 @ 11:18 AM
I feel pretty sorry for Lauren Silverman’s grade school kid. He didn’t do nothing to nobody, now he’s got a half-brother coming by way of Simon Cowell who knocked up his mom who his dad is divorcing the shit out of. I always feel bad for the children. It’s the simpleton’s way of assessing a situation.
Here’s Lauren with her sister who has suddenly shown up with perfect hair now that cameras are all over the place. Maybe she’ll make a baby with Randy.
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By Lex August 02, 2013 @ 1:09 PM
Simon Cowell’s mom says Simon is going to make a great dad. Any why wouldn’t a guy who banged a baby into his buddy’s wife make a great dad? Especially if by great dad you mean a guy who won’t be around much but has tons of money to buy you shit and might just die young.
Any implication or statement that my client is engaged in adultery and has allegedly broken up the marriage of Ms. Silverman is not only false but reckless. – Marty Singer, asshole attorney to Simon Cowell, back in May.
Cowell has re-retained Marty Singer, asshole attorney, now that he’s caught up in the Silverman divorce, since he kind of got the Mrs. pregnant. I can only hope Marty has more strongly worded and completely empty statements to issue to the press.
Here’s Lauren Silverman leaving her mom’s house without a bra on. Her boobs have quickly become the most interesting part of this story.