Lauren Stoner In A Bikini

By Lex June 18, 2014 @ 10:11 AM

Lauren Stoner In A Striped Bikini In Miami
It’s unfortunate that anybody should have the moniker of Michael Bay’s ex-girlfriend. When you bone somebody several factors more famous, this becomes your label. If you’re a woman, that sticks for a long time. It’s purely sexist. I want to search the depths of the earth for the fairness rock that will make the world’s inequities disappear. Right after I’m done staring at Michael Bay’s ex-girlfriend’s ass.

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Lauren Stoner In A Green Bikini At Miami Beach

By Lex April 25, 2014 @ 10:27 AM

Lauren Stoner In A Green Bikini At Miami Beach

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Lauren Stoner In A Bikini

By Lex April 24, 2014 @ 4:46 PM

Lauren Stoner In A Black Bikini At The Beach In Miami
Luxury licensed brand hat. Check. Super reflective fighter pilot sunglasses. Check. Big fake tubes oiled to a fare-thee-well. Check. Called the boyfriend on the not his home phone that his not wife might pick up and told him you were looking forward to tonight. Check. You are super good to go for another part-time model beach day.

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Lauren Stoner In A Green Bikini At The Beach In Miami

By Lex April 21, 2014 @ 10:50 AM

Lauren Stoner In A Green Bikini At The Beach In Miami

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Lauren Stoner Heroically Went To The Beach

By Travis July 12, 2013 @ 11:00 AM

A lot of people go to the beach each day in America, but not everyone is a somewhat attractive female with a great body willing to frolic in front of photographers in her bikini like Lauren Stoner did the other day in Miami. Sure, you could argue that Lauren hasn’t done anything worthy of attention since she was on that E! series that nobody remembers, but you have to admire her bravery for standing in one place at the beach and letting people take pictures of her breasts.

After all, a shark could have attacked her at any moment and provided us with the video of the year. We should at least thank her for trying.

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Lauren Stoner Bikini Pictures Keep Rolling

By Lex April 15, 2013 @ 4:38 PM

Lauren Stoner In Blue Bikini In Miami
Last week I had no idea what Lauren Stoner did. Thanks to a barrage (three) emails from her fans, it turns out Lauren was a very valuable cast member of The Spin Crowd, the short-lived Kim Kardashian produced reality show about girls working in a P.R. agency. The show was so stupid that even stupid people who watch stupid shows called it stupid and refused to watch. None of which should take away from Lauren Stoner’s hot ass. We need to separate the art from the artist.

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