Lauren Stoner Heroically Went To The Beach

By Travis July 12, 2013 @ 11:00 AM

A lot of people go to the beach each day in America, but not everyone is a somewhat attractive female with a great body willing to frolic in front of photographers in her bikini like Lauren Stoner did the other day in Miami. Sure, you could argue that Lauren hasn’t done anything worthy of attention since she was on that E! series that nobody remembers, but you have to admire her bravery for standing in one place at the beach and letting people take pictures of her breasts.

After all, a shark could have attacked her at any moment and provided us with the video of the year. We should at least thank her for trying.

(Photo Credits: KEYPIXX/

Lauren Stoner Bikini Pictures Keep Rolling

By Lex April 15, 2013 @ 4:38 PM

Lauren Stoner In Blue Bikini In Miami
Last week I had no idea what Lauren Stoner did. Thanks to a barrage (three) emails from her fans, it turns out Lauren was a very valuable cast member of The Spin Crowd, the short-lived Kim Kardashian produced reality show about girls working in a P.R. agency. The show was so stupid that even stupid people who watch stupid shows called it stupid and refused to watch. None of which should take away from Lauren Stoner’s hot ass. We need to separate the art from the artist.

Photo Credit: FameFlynet, PCN

Lauren Stoner Bikini Model Actress Person

By Lex April 12, 2013 @ 12:07 PM

Lauren Stoner In Bikini At Miami Beach
Lauren Stoner is like so many sort of well known models who live and hang out in Miami — I have no fucking clue who she is. She was recently the arm candy for Michael Bay while he was shooting Pain & Gain down in Florida. Edging with Mark Wahlberg in his trailer to old Funky Bunch music videos gets old after a while and you need yourself a lady. She does have an extremely nice bikini body. I suppose that’s her resume right there. Michael Bay tends to hire on the feel of your bare tit in his movie magic hand.

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin, WENN

screw you Michael Bay

By brendon November 18, 2011 @ 1:29 PM


I had a ten minute conversation with Michael Bay one time when I was bartending in Santa Monica, and he was nothing but nice even though he was Michael Bay and I was just some smart ass bartender, but Lauren Stoner, who is rumored to be his girlfriend, was on Miami beach yesterday and her ass is fantastic so fuck him. I’m all for people banging girls with hot asses, but only when I’m the one doing it.

(image source = bauer griffin)