Bryan Singer's Mutant Power Better Be Having A Great Lawyer

Suddenly, Corey Feldman isn't alone in his bizarre quest to prove that Hollywood is full of power-hungry pedophiles. A 31-year old man named Michael Egan is suing X-Men director Bryan Singer for $300,000 over "catastrophic psychological and emotional injuries" that he... read more

A Woman Got Herpes From Rihanna's Lipstick

A 28-year old woman from Harlem is reportedly suing MAC Cosmetics because she claims that she contracted herpes from using a sample tube of RiRi Woo lipstick at Rihanna's show at the Barclays Center in New York City earlier this month. Because Rihanna endorses the... read more

The Kardashians Are Probably Going To Sue Ford Now

Over the weekend, Ford officials responded to a really stupid decision by an advertising agency in India to give the Kardashian sisters a little dab of rape culture by basically admitting that the automobile manufacturer doesn't review its ads before they hit the... read more

Hulk Hogan filed a $100M lawsuit over his sex tape

While standing in his finest black t-shirt and most solemn bandana skull cap, Hulk Hogan announced a $100,000,000 lawsuit over his leaked sex tape today, suing both Gawker Media, who released edited portions of the tape, and Bubba the Love Sponge, his former "best... read more

heres the first POS suing over the Dark Knight Rises shooting

71 people were shot when James Holmes opened fire during the midnight premiere of ‘The Dark Knight Rises' on Friday, but Torrence Brown, Jr. wasn't one of them. He was there (he works in the movie theater and a friend of his was killed) but he wasn't injured in any way.... read more

A second male masseuse is now suing John Travolta

John Travolta was trolling male masseuses for easy gay sex, but everything fell apart because he was so creepy about it, and I'm not talking about the sexual battery lawsuit filed yesterday, or the new one filed today, but an email I posted in 2006 saying Travolta was... read more

John Travolta "lumbered to his feet (his) erect penis bouncing around with his stride.”

The lawsuit filed yesterday by an unnamed male masseuse against John Travolta for sexual battery is full of gag-reflex testing details like in the headline, and that's just a prelude to things like Travoltas opinion on the taste of cum and whether or not the masseuse... read more

'Drive' sued for being neither fast nor furious

A woman in Michigan is suing the producers of the critically acclaimed movie 'Drive' because she thought it would be like 'Fast and the Furious', and it wasn't, and that really upset her. To the point where she feels the courts need to intervene. Please believe me when I... read more

Lindsay Lohan is suing Pitbull for defamation

Just one post ago I thought Lindsay Lohan was on the verge of losing her livelihood, but I had forgotten about her frivolous lawsuits. Luckily she just filed one against Pittbul, Ne-Yo, and Afrojack for--brace yourself--defamation of character, because of a line in the... read more

Kim Kardashian is suing In Touch

In Touch, who is no doubt still strutting around after breaking the story that Jesse James was cheating on Sandra Bullock, goes to newsstands today claiming that Kim Kardashian has been cheating on her fiance for the past 5 months, with NFL, ahem, "star" Brett Lockett.... read more

Katie Holmes is suing Star for $50 million

Katie Holmes has filed a 50 million dollar lawsuit against Star magazine for their January 31st cover story, not only because it wrongly infers that she's addicted to drugs, but because they don't actually think she's addicted to drugs either, despite the words DRUG... read more