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Bryan Singer's Mutant Power Better Be Having A Great Lawyer

Suddenly, Corey Feldman isn't alone in his bizarre quest to prove that Hollywood is full of power-hungry pedophiles. A 31-year old man named Michael Egan is suing X-Men director Bryan Singer for $300,000 over "catastrophic psychological and emotional injuries" that he claims he suffered at his very groping hands. Specifically, Michael claims that he met Bryan at one of registered sex offender Marc Collins-Rector's...read more

A Woman Got Herpes From Rihanna's Lipstick

A 28-year old woman from Harlem is reportedly suing MAC Cosmetics because she claims that she contracted herpes from using a sample tube of RiRi Woo lipstick at Rihanna's show at the Barclays Center in New York City earlier this month. Because Rihanna endorses the lipstick, promotional booths were set up for her fans at the shows, and Starkeema Greenridge claims that the rep working the booth that she visited...read more

The Kardashians Are Probably Going To Sue Ford Now

Over the weekend, Ford officials responded to a really stupid decision by an advertising agency in India to give the Kardashian sisters a little dab of rape culture by basically admitting that the automobile manufacturer doesn't review its ads before they hit the streets. JWT India's recent posters for the Ford Figo showed Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian bound and gagged in the back of Paris Hilton's car, as if the...read more

Hulk Hogan filed a $100M lawsuit over his sex tape

While standing in his finest black t-shirt and most solemn bandana skull cap, Hulk Hogan announced a $100,000,000 lawsuit over his leaked sex tape today, suing both Gawker Media, who released edited portions of the tape, and Bubba the Love Sponge, his former "best friend" whom he claims gave the tape to Gawker. Hulk Hogan filed two lawsuits Monday over the infamous sex tape featuring his bedroom romp with his best...read more

heres the first POS suing over the Dark Knight Rises shooting

71 people were shot when James Holmes opened fire during the midnight premiere of ‘The Dark Knight Rises' on Friday, but Torrence Brown, Jr. wasn't one of them. He was there (he works in the movie theater and a friend of his was killed) but he wasn't injured in any way. Nonetheless he's the first to hire an attorney and announce a sweeping lawsuit because money. First he'll sue the movie theater, because he thinks...read more

A second male masseuse is now suing John Travolta

John Travolta was trolling male masseuses for easy gay sex, but everything fell apart because he was so creepy about it, and I'm not talking about the sexual battery lawsuit filed yesterday, or the new one filed today, but an email I posted in 2006 saying Travolta was doing the exact same stuff back then while filming ‘Hairspray' in Toronto. While in town, he went to the Mayfair Raquet and Fitness Centre to get some...read more

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John Travolta "lumbered to his feet (his) erect penis bouncing around with his stride.”

The lawsuit filed yesterday by an unnamed male masseuse against John Travolta for sexual battery is full of gag-reflex testing details like in the headline, and that's just a prelude to things like Travoltas opinion on the taste of cum and whether or not the masseuse would experience "the best fucking of his life" (spoiler alert: according to Travolta, yes). Here's a few, um, "highlights"? - "(Travolta) lumbered to...read more

'Drive' sued for being neither fast nor furious

A woman in Michigan is suing the producers of the critically acclaimed movie 'Drive' because she thought it would be like 'Fast and the Furious', and it wasn't, and that really upset her. To the point where she feels the courts need to intervene. Please believe me when I tell you I'm not misrepresenting this story in any way. If this works she'll also sue the estate of William Faulkner after reading 'Sound and the...read more

Lindsay Lohan is suing Pitbull for defamation

Just one post ago I thought Lindsay Lohan was on the verge of losing her livelihood, but I had forgotten about her frivolous lawsuits. Luckily she just filed one against Pittbul, Ne-Yo, and Afrojack for--brace yourself--defamation of character, because of a line in the song 'Give Me Everything' which says... "Hustlers move aside, so I'm tiptoein', to keep flowin' I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan." Lindsay feels...read more

Kim Kardashian is suing In Touch

In Touch, who is no doubt still strutting around after breaking the story that Jesse James was cheating on Sandra Bullock, goes to newsstands today claiming that Kim Kardashian has been cheating on her fiance for the past 5 months, with NFL, ahem, "star" Brett Lockett. Apparently Kim's been all over him, but since she lives her life in such quiet seclusion, we just never saw them together or heard about it. It makes a...read more

Katie Holmes is suing Star for $50 million

Katie Holmes has filed a 50 million dollar lawsuit against Star magazine for their January 31st cover story, not only because it wrongly infers that she's addicted to drugs, but because they don't actually think she's addicted to drugs either, despite the words DRUG SHOCKER! in a font size magazines normally reserve for Martian attacks. Inside the issue, the story does not say that Holmes uses drugs but focuses more...read more