Bryan Singer’s Mutant Power Better Be Having A Great Lawyer

April 17, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Suddenly, Corey Feldman isn’t alone in his bizarre quest to prove that Hollywood is full of power-hungry pedophiles. A 31-year old man named Michael Egan is suing X-Men director Bryan Singer for $300,000 over “catastrophic psychological and emotional injuries” that he claims he suffered at his very groping hands. Specifically, Michael claims that he met […]

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A Woman Got Herpes From Rihanna’s Lipstick

May 31, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

A 28-year old woman from Harlem is reportedly suing MAC Cosmetics because she claims that she contracted herpes from using a sample tube of RiRi Woo lipstick at Rihanna‘s show at the Barclays Center in New York City earlier this month. Because Rihanna endorses the lipstick, promotional booths were set up for her fans at […]

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The Kardashians Are Probably Going To Sue Ford Now

March 26, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Over the weekend, Ford officials responded to a really stupid decision by an advertising agency in India to give the Kardashian sisters a little dab of rape culture by basically admitting that the automobile manufacturer doesn’t review its ads before they hit the streets. JWT India’s recent posters for the Ford Figo showed Kim, Khloe […]

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Hulk Hogan filed a $100M lawsuit over his sex tape

October 16, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

While standing in his finest black t-shirt and most solemn bandana skull cap, Hulk Hogan announced a $100,000,000 lawsuit over his leaked sex tape today, suing both Gawker Media, who released edited portions of the tape, and Bubba the Love Sponge, his former “best friend” whom he claims gave the tape to Gawker. Hulk Hogan […]

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heres the first POS suing over the Dark Knight Rises shooting

July 24, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

71 people were shot when James Holmes opened fire during the midnight premiere of ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ on Friday, but Torrence Brown, Jr. wasn’t one of them. He was there (he works in the movie theater and a friend of his was killed) but he wasn’t injured in any way. Nonetheless he’s the first […]

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A second male masseuse is now suing John Travolta

May 9, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

John Travolta was trolling male masseuses for easy gay sex, but everything fell apart because he was so creepy about it, and I’m not talking about the sexual battery lawsuit filed yesterday, or the new one filed today, but an email I posted in 2006 saying Travolta was doing the exact same stuff back then […]

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John Travolta “lumbered to his feet (his) erect penis bouncing around with his stride.”

May 8, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The lawsuit filed yesterday by an unnamed male masseuse against John Travolta for sexual battery is full of gag-reflex testing details like in the headline, and that’s just a prelude to things like Travoltas opinion on the taste of cum and whether or not the masseuse would experience “the best fucking of his life” (spoiler […]

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