By Lex October 11, 2013 @ 3:14 PM
Cry, bitches, cry!
Now that Emmy tribute and on-air Glee tribute to Dead Cory Monteith has passed, Lea Michele is ready to move on to verbally harry to death her next male victim. According to some anonymous annoying chick who tattles to gossip magazines for fun, Lea Michele was recently at a Hollywood party excited about a ‘cute boy’ who was supposed to show up at the event. Whore! Some people will say Lea is moving on to quickly from the death of the supposed love of her life. Other people soon will be banging Lea Michele and probably be far less critical. Life moves on. Only Yoko Ono could turn a dead celebrity husband into a lifelong career.
By Lex August 12, 2013 @ 9:32 AM
Touching and raw are the words that comes to mind. On Sunday night, Lea Michele accepted the highly coveted Teen Choice Award, only to turn around and dedicate the award to her dead boyfriend. Fox TV had absolutely no idea what Lea was up to, which is why they had her speech on the teleprompter, her cast mates ready to rush the stage while Corey’s famous Glee cover ‘Don’t Stop Believing’ played on the public address, and a obituary photo ran up the stage main screen as the show faded to commercial. Touching, raw, and spontaneous. Oh, also, you can catch the new season of Glee starting September 19 only on Fox. I’m pretty sure they’re going to reveal Corey’s killer.
By Lex August 07, 2013 @ 1:42 PM
Lea Michele tweeted out the saddest and loneliest composition of a selfie she could muster, to remind everybody that Cory’s still dead and she’s brave. Technically, she’s not really all alone, as she’s back at work on Glee, insisting that the show get back to filming after only a single week delay.
And she [Lea] was very adamant that she thought it was best for the cast and crew to get back together sooner rather than later so that mortgages could be paid and people could take care of their families. — Glee producer, Ryan Murphy
Even as she still grieves, Lea only thinks of others and their mortgages. She even chose a special first song to debut on the new first season. Everybody is wondering what significant tune she will take to another level. And, by everybody, I mean melancholy gay men wondering if they can be friends with Cory in heaven.
By Lex August 05, 2013 @ 5:00 PM
It’s always sad when your man goes lights out on heroin and Midori melon. But, you deal with it. You accept the smoked meat trays. You wait a week or two, and you get your ass back out there. Wallowing isn’t going to bring Cory back. Slap on something cute and let the boys know you’re back on the market. Also, this time, you’re willing not to talk so much.
Photo Credit: FameFlynet, PCN, WENN
By Lex July 25, 2013 @ 1:39 PM
Lea Michele is not a bad looking girl. She’ll have her suitors. Many of whom won’t hold her shrill voice responsible for awakening the demons in her last boyfriend’s head.
Photo Credit: Marie Claire Mexico
‘Glee’ star Lea Michele wore this terrific dress on her way to Letterman yesterday in New York, and if this were a cartoon there would be a line of dashes from my eyes to her tits like when Homer Simpson sees pie or bacon and then I’d start floating with hearts in my eyes. So obviously I’m glad it doesn’t really work like that.
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