Leann Rimes was holding someones baby outside a mens room on the beach in Hawaii yesterday, which would be cute except that she’s already stolen one family. So let’s go ahead and label number 6 as that babies last known photo.
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It was time for some hot, boney-chestplate action! yesterday after Leann Rimes, her stolen husband, and her muscular girlfriend who looks like Lisa Kudrow if someone had just punched Lisa Kudrow in the face for a no doubt justified reason, all went in Hawaii.
One of the first things the girls did was rub their tits together, which seems appropriate since they already look like reasonably priced strippers/escorts.
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Since all LeAnn Rimes does these days is tweet pictures of herself in bikinis, Micoh swimwear decided they needed to get in on this action, so now they have her and her xylophoney breast plate on their website. And, yes, I know what every girl out there is thinking; “Oh, sure, this bikini looks great on a professional model, but how will it look on me?”
It was weird when Eddie Cibrian famously started an affair with LeAnn Rimes and eventually left Brandi Glanville for her, and it hasn’t started to magically make sense ever since. Because this is Brandi on the beach in LA yesterday. Unless LeAnn has a vagina lined with vibrating velvet, this is the most perplexing thing I’ve ever seen.
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LeAnn Rimes and her stolen family went to Malibu for the 4th of July, and as always LeAnn was in a bikini because she thinks she’s hot. I wouldn’t go that far but it helps you forget she that looks like a magic luck dragon, at least. As long as Falkor never gets implants, she should be all set.
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LeAnn Rimes has spent about two years stalking Brandi Glanville and stealing her life, so the new bikini pictures of Brandi in Hawaii with the rest of the cast of ‘The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ should set off an exciting new round of madness. Because they still look better than the bikini pics LeAnn posted on her twitter last week, despite the fact that Brandi is 10 years older and had two kids.
They’re both skinny, but LeAnn looks anorexic, her skin is all leathery, and I bet her vagina is real dry and coarse like a cats tongue. Advantage: Brandi.
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