Since all LeAnn Rimes does these days is tweet pictures of herself in bikinis, Micoh swimwear decided they needed to get in on this action, so now they have her and her xylophoney breast plate on their website. And, yes, I know what every girl out there is thinking; “Oh, sure, this bikini looks great on a professional model, but how will it look on me?”
It was weird when Eddie Cibrian famously started an affair with LeAnn Rimes and eventually left Brandi Glanville for her, and it hasn’t started to magically make sense ever since. Because this is Brandi on the beach in LA yesterday. Unless LeAnn has a vagina lined with vibrating velvet, this is the most perplexing thing I’ve ever seen.
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LeAnn Rimes and her stolen family went to Malibu for the 4th of July, and as always LeAnn was in a bikini because she thinks she’s hot. I wouldn’t go that far but it helps you forget she that looks like a magic luck dragon, at least. As long as Falkor never gets implants, she should be all set.
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LeAnn Rimes has spent about two years stalking Brandi Glanville and stealing her life, so the new bikini pictures of Brandi in Hawaii with the rest of the cast of ‘The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ should set off an exciting new round of madness. Because they still look better than the bikini pics LeAnn posted on her twitter last week, despite the fact that Brandi is 10 years older and had two kids.
They’re both skinny, but LeAnn looks anorexic, her skin is all leathery, and I bet her vagina is real dry and coarse like a cats tongue. Advantage: Brandi.
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Country singer/adulterer LeAnn Rimes tweeted a couple of bikini pictures from her honeymoon in Mexico on Sunday, and since you can see her ribs and hip bones in the pictures, one of her fans said you can see her ribs and hip bones in the pictures.
“Whoa, you’re scary skinny! Sorry don’t mean to offend but that’s a lot of bones showing through skin.”
Keep in mind that LeAnn Rimes will fuck your husband, so she’ll sure as hell patronize fans concerned about her health. And so she replied…
“those are called abs not bones love.”
After that her fan decided to agree that none of this was happening (“Maybe it’s just the pic…”) and LeAnn wrote…
“thx but this is my body and I can promise you I’m a healthy girl. I’m just lean. Thx for your concern but no need too be.”
I don’t mean to brag but I’m pretty sure I know where your ribs are. And that’s them up along the side. Those aren’t abs. But I don’t actually care anyway because I like girls who are skinny. Not only is it more attractive, but I feel they make my dick look bigger in comparison.
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Seemingly lost on LeAnn Rimes is that Eddie Cibrian divorced Brandi Glanville to be with her, because over the past few months she has essentially turned herself into Brandi. From her weight to her tits to her wedding, even to her twitter pics, LeAnn has done everything she can to become, in a very real and terrifying sense, her husbands ex wife. And now you can add this to the list. E! says…
Despite having no kids of her own, the newlywed country star couldn’t resist taking to Twitter to suggest she deserves a share of the spotlight as a “bonus mom” helping care for the two sons new hubby Eddie Cibrian had with his ex, Brandi Glanville.
“Happy Mother’s day weekend to all the Mom’s out there.,” LeAnn tweeted, paying tribute to the “Bonus Moms’, Godmother’s, Grandmothers and anyone who is a woman who helps love and raise children.”
So when Brandi inevitably wakes up one night to find LeAnn at the foot of her bed, wearing Brandis perfume and bra and panties and holding a knife, I think a good headline would be, LeAnn Crimes!