Leann Rimes is slightly different than some of her ‘done gone crazy’ musical peers in so much as she can actually sing. Unfortunately for Leann, that only kind of makes her seem crazier. When shitty singers with over the top acts covering their shitting singing go nuts, it takes years to tell often. There’s all those lasers and smoke and backup dancers and elephants on stage and crap you can barely notice the pop star sucking on paint brushes dipped in terpentine in the back of the tour bus and mumbling incoherently about wanting to fuck Jesus. Leann Rimes is far easier to tell, to the point that even other public figures are calling out her crazy. Like Brandi Glanville, the plasticine Beverly Hills Housewife she paid off to divorce her husband, so Leann could marry him and seal her fate as one crazy bitch. Or her Twitter followers she’s suing because that’s just something crazy people do.
Leann is now in England at the Country2Country event singing her heart out. If she follows the crazy handbook, she’ll soon be calling America out for being a mean place and move to Europe where she’ll attend parties thrown by ambiguously gay wealthy older men who collect found art. Just watch.
According to sources who are LeAnn Rimes, LeAnn Rimes was completely sober Wednesday night when singing a duet with 13-year-old Carly Rose Soneclar on the X-Factor. The source goes on to say that the problem, even there even was one (the source is skeptical), was that LeAnn was too thoughtful and considerate to out-sing the little kid. Which is totally a LeAnn Rimes thing to do. She’s LeAnn “what can I do to help others today” Rimes.
Soneclars mother is livid that Rimes would dare say Carly Rose was “nervous and had trouble hitting the right notes.”
(Rimes says she was sober) but says if things were awkward, it was only because, “I was trying to help this 13-year-old girl who was having some trouble with the song.”
Another possibility is that neither one of them can sing for shit, so let’s not rule that one out just yet.
It’s hard to believe that another season of ‘the X-Factor’ has come and gone, because most people don’t seem to realize that show is even on the air, but before announcing the winner tonight, last night they did that thing that all of these shows do where the finalists sing a duet with some big star. Or in this case LeAnn Rimes, who traumatized 13-year-old finalist Carly Rose Sonenclar, because LeAnn was either drunk, or some other words that are synonyms for “drunk”.
To recap: LeAnn Rimes is an unstable lunatic who is on twitter 24 hours a day, mostly to argue with anyone who calls her names. One of those people was a teacher in California named Kimberly Smiley, who then stopped following Rimes. But Rimes had more to say, so she called Smiley at home and cursed for 20 minutes. Smiley recorded part of the call and put it online here.
Rimes filed an invasion of privacy lawsuit Thursday in Los Angeles County Superior Court, alleging that Kimberly Smiley and her daughter Lexi Smiley secretly recorded a telephone conversation “to spitefully ensure that out-of-context excerpts of that recording would be disseminated to the public on various websites” and to portray Rimes “in an egregiously false and negative light and cause her emotional distress.”
Aw poor LeAnn. It used to be that you could track down a total stranger from a website, then call them at home and curse them out, without having your privacy invaded. People like this teacher have got to be stopped!
Despite what you may read, or hear, or see in that picture above, LeAnn Rimes is not some hussy, she’s a good Christian, and if you go on twitter and imply otherwise, she WILL yell at you about it.
Like earlier today when, according to the Daily Mail, a fan reminded her that she cheated on her husband with Eddie Cibrian, who was married to Brandi Glanville at the time, leading both marriages to end in divorce. LeAnn replied:
‘Excuse me? I have nothing to “prove” we are happy and my fans are wonderful and no one is perfect. All I need to speak to about me and my sins is the good lord.’
Yeah, take that. LeAnn told you. According to her religion, adultery, fornication, and divorce are all grave sins (as opposed to venial–meaning forgivable–sins), and she’ll take it up with God. And He’ll say, “uhh, well are you at least sorry about it?” And she’ll say, “no, in fact I flaunted it in front of everyone the entire time and also made fun of the girl whose husband I took.” And it’ll be fine. He’ll admire her moxy, I bet.
Leann Rimes was holding someones baby outside a mens room on the beach in Hawaii yesterday, which would be cute except that she’s already stolen one family. So let’s go ahead and label number 6 as that babies last known photo.