By brendon April 26, 2011 @ 5:16 PM
Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes got married Friday night, and while they’re no doubt out somewhere celebrating that fact today, Cibrians ex wife Brandi Glanville unpacked at her new (smaller) house with a cast on her foot.
Nonetheless, she’s still the winner in all this because she’s way way hotter than Rimes. Cibrian is an idiot. It’s like he just traded in a 2011 Maybach for the passenger seat from a 98 Accord, and the seat smells like urine and periodically fires a spring into the back of your balls.
By brendon April 25, 2011 @ 5:39 AM
LEANN RIMES AND EDDIE CIBRIAN – got married this weekend in a surprise ceremony at a private home in California. This will make their inevitable cheating that much more exciting. (people)
BEYONCE AND JAY Z – were reportedly set to perform at the royal wedding between Prince William and Kate Middleton on Friday, but now it seems that’s not the case. William was probably just saying that so people would come. (et)
LADY GAGA – was in Nashville for a concert when one of her fans went into cardiac arrest and had to have her heart restarted after it stopped for 5 minutes. I’m assuming her heart didn’t have a beat because Gaga stole it. (cnn)
RIO – won the weekend for the third week in a row ($26.6M), beating out Madea’s Big Happy Family ($25.7M), Water For Elephants ($17.5M), and Hop ($12.4M). Easter is always a good time for family films. If you wanted a story about a blood soaked zombie with nails in his hands you needed to go to church. (deadline)
ANNALYNNE MCCORD – was at Wet Republic in Vegas this weekend, and she wore this denim jacket and dress over her bikini. Was she doing that to hide bruises on her knees and back and shoulders? Sorry, but a gentleman never tells. (wenn)
By brendon April 06, 2011 @ 8:59 PM
When LeAnn Rimes took the court Monday night to sing the National Anthem before the NCAA basketball championship game, it was hard not to notice that she looked like hell, a boney horse-legged mess.
So to fight back at rumors wondering if she has an eating disorder, today she went on her twitter, posted the POV bikini picture above, and said she likes to eat Girl Scout Thin Mint cookies out of the freezer. So I guess everyone who thought she was too skinny owes her an apology. Even her harshest critic would have to admit evidence like that would be impossible to fake.
LeAnn Rimes spent the 4th in Santa Barbara by the pool with boyfriend Eddie Cibrian, and for the most part seemed to enjoy herself in this black bikini. So good for her. At least one of us is having fun with these pictures. Her body is okay but she could use some huge implants and from the neck up she looks exactly like the Flying Luck Dragon from Neverending Story. If I ever had sex with her while she laid on her stomach, the temptation to slap her ass and shout “faster, girl, faster!” would be overwhelming.
By brendon March 24, 2010 @ 3:44 PM
Porn star Devon James will be on Opie and Anthony tomorrow morning at 7:30 to talk about yesterdays claim that Tiger Woods paid her and another girl for sex in 2007. That other girl wasn’t LeAnn Rimes though. She was way back in 2002. Us Weekly says…
“(They) went out a few times” before she wed soon-to-be ex-husband Dean Sheremet in 2002, says a source.
“They hooked up and everything,” the source tells Us. “Tiger was really into her. He likes those blondes!” (wwtdd editor note- Tiger likes anything.)
Alas, Rimes’ dad protested because he thought his teen daughter was too young to date the famed golfer, seven years her senior. “Then her dad almost had a heart attack,” the source adds. “And he made her stop seeing Tiger.”
LeAnn is 27 and Tiger is 34, so if my math is right, when they dated LeAnn was 11 and Tiger was 34. What a fuckin pervert this guy is! I haven’t been this outraged since that cunt Blackjack dealer claimed his Ace and King beat my 3 and 10. I was way closer to 21! His cards didn’t even have any fuckin numbers! Are we playing 21 or … um, Knighty … Acey?
By brendon September 18, 2009 @ 11:50 AM
Apparently the “L” and “A” in “LAPD” stands for “Luggage” and “Accessories” because when home-wrecking whore LeAnn Rimes called them to watch her bags as she packed them for a trip, they came running.
(LeAnn) called the police to her home to apparently guard her as she loaded her SVU with luggage. It’s almost certain residents of California would appreciate their tax dollars working toward keeping Ms. Rimes’ luggage out of harm’s way.
Is it any wonder why people laugh at the LAPD? I dare her to try something like this in New York. NYPD wouldn’t even stop the car or roll down the windows before they started shooting at her for wasting everyone’s time.
(hq jump here. story and picture source = fame)