LeAnn Rimes spent the 4th in Santa Barbara by the pool with boyfriend Eddie Cibrian, and for the most part seemed to enjoy herself in this black bikini. So good for her. At least one of us is having fun with these pictures. Her body is okay but she could use some huge implants and from the neck up she looks exactly like the Flying Luck Dragon from Neverending Story. If I ever had sex with her while she laid on her stomach, the temptation to slap her ass and shout “faster, girl, faster!” would be overwhelming.
Porn star Devon James will be on Opie and Anthony tomorrow morning at 7:30 to talk about yesterdays claim that Tiger Woods paid her and another girl for sex in 2007. That other girl wasn’t LeAnn Rimes though. She was way back in 2002. Us Weekly says…
“(They) went out a few times” before she wed soon-to-be ex-husband Dean Sheremet in 2002, says a source.
“They hooked up and everything,” the source tells Us. “Tiger was really into her. He likes those blondes!” (wwtdd editor note- Tiger likes anything.)
Alas, Rimes’ dad protested because he thought his teen daughter was too young to date the famed golfer, seven years her senior. “Then her dad almost had a heart attack,” the source adds. “And he made her stop seeing Tiger.”
LeAnn is 27 and Tiger is 34, so if my math is right, when they dated LeAnn was 11 and Tiger was 34. What a fuckin pervert this guy is! I haven’t been this outraged since that cunt Blackjack dealer claimed his Ace and King beat my 3 and 10. I was way closer to 21! His cards didn’t even have any fuckin numbers! Are we playing 21 or … um, Knighty … Acey?
Apparently the “L” and “A” in “LAPD” stands for “Luggage” and “Accessories” because when home-wrecking whore LeAnn Rimes called them to watch her bags as she packed them for a trip, they came running.
(LeAnn) called the police to her home to apparently guard her as she loaded her SVU with luggage. It’s almost certain residents of California would appreciate their tax dollars working toward keeping Ms. Rimes’ luggage out of harm’s way.
Is it any wonder why people laugh at the LAPD? I dare her to try something like this in New York. NYPD wouldn’t even stop the car or roll down the windows before they started shooting at her for wasting everyone’s time.
Leann Rimes hasn’t had the greatest press in the world over the past few months, but if she thought walking around LA in some scandalous top was gonna help she was sadly mistaken. I don’t think it would kill her to get some huge implants or at least brush her goddamn hair. She sure as hell needs to color it, because as it is she looks like that flying dog thing from Never Ending Story (this).
It’s hard to even guess which one might be more insulted by that.
Two months ago, LeAnn Rimes was caught cheating with Eddie Cibrian, her co-star in a cable tv movie no one ever heard of. Once the affair came to light, it was quickly ended, and that was the end of that. Oh wait no.
“LeAnn is a stalker,” (Cibrians wife Brandi) Glanville tells Us. “She refuses to leave us alone — it is shameful and scary.”
Glanville tracked down her husband at a L.A. Lakers game on May 17 — two weeks after he changed his phone number to end her “constant texting and calling.”
Glanville says Rimes’ motivation for her “disgusting” behavior is to get back in the limelight.
The Glanville chick may be right that Rimes is nuts, but it seems unlikely that her motivation for stalking Cibrian is to “get back in the limelight”. Fucking other people husbands isn’t really some money making extravaganza. Just ask Sienna Miller.
LeAnn Rimes went on the Today this morning to promote her new biography, and she wasn’t shy about addressing her megastardom and the pressures of life inside an unrelenting media spotlight. In fact she made those things up just so she could address them.
"I think people are fascinated with my personal life. And I totally get it."
“I get to write books like this and write songs like this and affect people's lives. And I think through the song 'What I Cannot Change,' having touched so many people, that's what I believe I'm here to do.”
“it's been tough … to make that transition from child star to an adult, but I've been one of the very few, very small percentage that.”
I like to think she was being sarcastic, but it doesn’t seem like she was, which is amazing because I could only offer the vaguest guess as to who she is and what she does. And if I guessed and you said no, she’s a figure skater or she used to be on Party of Five, I would say oh yeah I remember now. She might be one of the most forgettable people on earth, totally average in every way. I’m looking directly at her right now and I can still only sorta describe her. I guess she has a … face, and a … vest. And there’s a string on a tree behind her. It’s green.