Leanna Decker In Lingerie

By Lex June 02, 2014 @ 12:48 PM

Leanna Decker In Lingerie For The May 2014 Issue Of Kandy Magazine
Seeing a nude model with her clothes on always provokes an initial feeling of disappointment. It’s like getting to Disneyland to find the Pirates of the Caribbean closed and the lipstick lesbians banned from fingering each other on the Matterhorn. I’m not pretending to be happy on the fucking Tea Cups. It’s not possible to step back down the lady parts revealing ladder without making everybody feeling cheated. Check out these pics of me that like you’ve never seen me before, with my clothes on! I’m sorry, that exclamation point doesn’t work any better than the one the girl uses daily to tell me who’s appearing on Ellen. Leanna, t’s unfair because you’re crazy hot and way out of my league and you’re in your lingerie. Let us lament this inequality while you show us your titties.

Photo Credit: Kandy Magazine

Jesse Jane And Leanna Decker Understand Friendship

By Lex May 09, 2014 @ 12:53 PM

Jesse Jane And Leanna Decker Strip Off Their Bikini Tops For A Photo Shoot On The Beach In Malibu
Jesse Jane, star of such films as Lollipop, and 148 other movies that easily could’ve been called Lollipop as well, and Leanna Decker, a Cybergirl with the ass of a lesser angel, decided to rub their tits together in Malibu. I’m pretty sure this is how porn star girlfriends choose new roommates after sticking paper clips up their twats and pressing the reset button. I’m just happy for the kids on the beach who thought they’d be stuck with another boring day of collecting seashells and stepping around Nick Nolte’s bloated lifeless body.

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