Seeing a nude model with her clothes on always provokes an initial feeling of disappointment. It’s like getting to Disneyland to find the Pirates of the Caribbean closed and the lipstick lesbians banned from fingering each other on the Matterhorn. I’m not pretending to be happy on the fucking Tea Cups. It’s not possible to step back down the lady parts revealing ladder without making everybody feeling cheated. Check out these pics of me that like you’ve never seen me before, with my clothes on! I’m sorry, that exclamation point doesn’t work any better than the one the girl uses daily to tell me who’s appearing on Ellen. Leanna, t’s unfair because you’re crazy hot and way out of my league and you’re in your lingerie. Let us lament this inequality while you show us your titties.
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